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Lesbian: I Deserve to Have Babies the Way Straight People Do!

 
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Me!


Says it all about flamers and their assholic miserable attitudes of being owed something.
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Soon as Romney is president say "good bye" to any sense of "gay rights."

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10/07/2012 10:14 PM
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This is all the christians fault...

If you retarded assholes weren't so obsessed with homosexuals...we wouldn't have people like this.
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10/07/2012 10:17 PM
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I had a lesbian couple ask me to father a baby for them. One of the girls, the butch, I knew from grade school. The other was a genocologist. I was drunk so I said sure as long as it was a double team. They were like that's fine.

We left the bar that minute. She drove a Chevy avalanche with the truck bed. We hopped up in there and got busy. The butch was fat and nasty. She insisted on getting the money shot. Her girlfriend was blond and pretty. I had whisky dick and couldn't come. I more than violated those vaginas. The butch didn't want me touching the blond but I thrust my stick up in there anyway. She was like oh I miss cock so much! But the butch wanted the baby.

I railhershey blond and blew my nuts in her. The butch was furious. I just rolled over drunk and was like that shit was epic. I made them both come like three times.

A few days later I got an email from their lawyer with a no strings contract to keep trying. I was like fuck that. Them dykes got used like a sperm urinal at a porn shop.

Dykes should be sterilized. Too fucked up in the head to raise a baby.
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Hey... I saw that movie with Alexis Texas. Good skin flick.
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
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this
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This is all the christians fault...

If you retarded assholes weren't so obsessed with homosexuals...we wouldn't have people like this.
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Right, Christians force people to be gay. Go fuck yourself, fag. Homos are the ones obsessed with Christians. You are the ones who constantly berate us. Fuck off.
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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
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"Have babies the way that straight people do"? Well, that requires a piece of anatomy which you two gals seem to be.....er.......missing!
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Definately !!!
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It just goes to show the selfishness of fags. With all the problems that this world has, she wants scientists to waste time making it possible for two dykes to have a kid. It's just like how scientists waste time looking for HIV/AIDS cures while those resources could be better spent on research for other diseases.

Tell that carpet-munching cunt that if she wants to have a kid the way straight people do that she needs a dick in her cunt. Stupid whore.

Needless to say, society has reached its useful conclusion. We are about to go into societal collapse.
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lol
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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
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"Have babies the way that straight people do"? Well, that requires a piece of anatomy which you two gals seem to be.....er.......missing!
 Quoting: Eggcellent

Pretty sure Mrs Obama could get the job done.
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10/07/2012 11:34 PM

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it is disgusting...

simple as that...
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10/07/2012 11:49 PM
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LOL!

well then i guess she had better get over this whole lesbian thing, huh?
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Promotion of homosexuality is a soft form of birth control. Just another way to cut population. China should have thought of that and just made heterosexuality illegal. Later on down the road we can make sex out dated completely and then make it illegal, except with Gov't approval of course. No more sex, we shouldn't distract people from work or purchasing.

A few years ago people would have laughed if they were told this is how the US is going to be in 2013.
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