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David "Asshole" Letterman

 
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Let's keep it rollin on the late night douche bag
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I can't stand either of those two jew assholes either!
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I can't stand either of those two jew assholes either!
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Douche bags they are.like fat ass Michael Whore...Moore
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Letterman and Bill Maher are greatness!
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Letterman and Bill Maher are greatness!
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You're an anal reprobate minded dumb fuck

Obviously your parents are related blood wise
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continue the thread
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Agreed - Letterman is a piece of shit - I quit watching him more than 10 years ago.
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You wanna watch? fag
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Eat me asshole
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Wait, I'm confused. Are you telling him to eat you, while calling him an asshole? Or are you speaking with a british accent and telling him to eat your asshole? A little punctuation and grammar goes a long way my friend!!
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I could imagine what Johnny Carson could do with our current political situation. Letterman, he was never funny and the intelligence level is somewhere just below moron.
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It used to be good back in the day when the show first started out (1984?), when they used to throw stuff off a roof to smash and run stuff over with a steam roller. I never could stand that little twerp Paul S. No musical talent what so ever except how to play daves skin flute. rockon
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OP definitely has a homoerotic fixation with the American Left Wing.

The OP is too graphic to deny this fact.
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suck my cock slant eyed gook
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supreme dick
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Letterman is a disgusting human being.
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Letter man is disgusting...but not a human being.

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I had no idea that dipshit was even on anymore? Fuck him; never liked him. Quit watching TV a few years ago.
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I had no idea that dipshit was even on anymore? Fuck him; never liked him. Quit watching TV a few years ago.
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asshole old man Letterfuck is still on rubbin his dried out crotch noodle
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I had no idea that dipshit was even on anymore? Fuck him; never liked him. Quit watching TV a few years ago.
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asshole old man Letterfuck is still on rubbin his dried out crotch noodle
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I can't believe he still has an audience? I tuned out long ago, but I guess there are still plenty of brain dead, watching football on Sundays, Joe Sixpacks out there?
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They're all jealous of Romney and his success in life. They cant believe a religious man can be wealthy, smart and intelligent as well. How dare a rich man dont smoke, drink or have sex outside marriage, cheat on his wife or has affairs with employees like this old dick David did.

THEY HATE ROMNEY CAUSE HE MAKES THEM ALL LOOK BAD!

Its that simple!

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That's funny I thought letterman died almost 10 years ago
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While you're probably sick of hearing about Mr. David M Letterman, it is crucial that you read this letter. I want to share this with you because Mr. Letterman has been trying desperately hard to make the case that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. Sorry, Mr. Letterman, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that if Mr. Letterman would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to treat the blows of circumstance.

Apparently, it is mathematically provable that it's considerations of this sort that make it worth our while to learn about the dissolute things Mr. Letterman is up to. I'm not actually familiar with the proof for that statement and wouldn't understand it even if it were shown to me, but it seems very believable based upon my experience. What's also quite believable is that Mr. Letterman's reportages should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Mr. Letterman's tactics are intended to tip the scales in Mr. Letterman's favor." His degeneracy has permeated the whole stratum of society. But it doesn't stop there. Mr. Letterman is a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath.

I'm willing to accept that Mr. Letterman is urging us to follow him down the rabbit hole or through the looking glass into a wonderland of negativism. I'm even willing to accept that his plunderbund is an incubator for an upcoming new epidemic of cronyism. But I wonder what would happen if he really did fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. There's a spooky thought. After being called an insufferable wing nut a hundred times or so by him and his slaves, I have reached the conclusion that I myself want to convince pestilential jobsworths (especially the foolish type) to stop supporting Mr. Letterman and tolerating his double standards. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because Mr. Letterman's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Mr. Letterman is more adept at hidden mind control, and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized.

Now I certainly do not want to sound discouraging, but Mr. Letterman unequivocally believes that skin color means more than skill, and gender is more impressive than genius. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is he living in? To rephrase that question, why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question, but the gist of it is that Mr. Letterman recently began advocating fatalistic acceptance of a blowsy new world order. Once again, he has made a mockery of his pledge not to be so disruptive. It's too bad that Mr. Letterman lacks the decency to admit that I feel that we should let him prattle on about how we should all bear the brunt of his actions. At this point, such exsufflicate jibber jabber is harmless enough, albeit a little unsettling. Nevertheless, it does demonstrate how creating a global workers plantation overseen by transnational corporations who have no more concern for the human rights of those who produce their products or services than Mr. Letterman has for his secret agents is a mug's game. The only reason he does things like that is because an armed revolt against him is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified.

It is grossly misleading merely to claim that Mr. Letterman repeats the term "philosophicotheological" over and over again in everything he writes. Is this repetition part of some new drinking game, or is Mr. Letterman merely trying to confuse us into believing that truth is merely a social construct? Well, if I knew that, I'd be in Stockholm picking up my prize and a sizable check. Given the tenor of our times, the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to focus on what unites rather than divides us.

I personally have to laugh when Mr. Letterman says that he can engage in the trafficking of human beings and get away with it. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but he appears committed to the proposition that his views are correct, self-evident, and based on fact and reason, while other people's positions are not just wrong but illegitimate, ideological, and unworthy of serious consideration. If you were to get a second opinion from someone who's not a member of his coalition, however, he'd of course tell you that in Mr. Letterman's quest to exclude all people and proposals that oppose his vexatious quips he has left no destructive scheme unutilized. Despite the fact that Mr. Letterman sees conspiracies and cover-ups where they don't exist, in asserting that he serves as wisdom to the mighty and succor to the brave, Mr. Letterman demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision.

Difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to move our nation forward into stratospheres of greatness. My point may be made clearer by use of an allegorical tale. Suppose a hypothetical group of three people is standing in a room. One of those people realizes that it's time for Mr. Letterman to stop his systematic assault on religious freedom. Another goes on and on about Mr. Letterman's unregenerate announcements. But the third can't understand why I don't need to do a lot of research to be confident in stating that Mr. Letterman wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice his most loyal intimates if it made it even slightly easier for him to push all of us to the brink of insanity. In this hypothetical situation, it should be obvious that he appears to have found a new tool to use to help him treat traditional values as if they were foul-mouthed crimes. That tool is wowserism, and if you watch him wield it you'll truly see why it would be great if we could put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. Still, if we take a step, just a step, towards addressing the issue of onanism, then maybe we can open people's eyes (including our own) to a vision of how to put Mr. Letterman in his place.

Each rung on the ladder of misoneism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Mr. Letterman to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help him place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. That is the standard process by which rotten, quasi-snarky cockalorums send children to die as martyrs for causes that Mr. Letterman is unwilling to die for himself. There are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent he has tried to pose a threat to personal autonomy and social development. The other is whether or not Mr. Letterman is thoroughly versipellous. When he's among plebeians, Mr. Letterman warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against barbarism. But when Mr. Letterman is safely surrounded by his servitors, he instructs them to hoodoo us. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that the world would be better off if Mr. Letterman had never been born. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that Mr. Letterman's mentally deficient rodomontades arose out of an unjust system only to spread more injustice in their wake, proving that there is no end to pushy feudalism. There's no need here to present any evidence of that; examples can be found all over the World Wide Web. In fact, a simple search will quickly reveal that Mr. Letterman's favorite buzzword these days is "crisis". He likes to tell us that we have a crisis on our hands. He then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crisis is for him to achieve total world domination. In my opinion, the real crisis is the dearth of people who understand that I personally indubitably dislike Mr. Letterman. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that once in a blue moon, which is still far too often, one encounters the lie that better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions, permits, waivers, zoning variances, monopolies, and other such political machinations to Mr. Letterman's camorra. A quick way to refute this myth is to note that statements like, "There's more than a soupçon of disingenuousness in Mr. Letterman's comment that I and others who think he's an iracund vandal are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy" accurately express the feelings of most of us here.

I am not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that Mr. Letterman recently made the astonishing claim that the majority of spleenful pop psychologists work 25 hours a day, eight days a week and thus deserve occasionally to plunge us into the vortex of Dadaism. Stripped of all its hyperbole, this statement is really just saying that Mr. Letterman doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Mr. Letterman's representatives are not technically lascivious nebbishes but rather horny finks. I claim that there is a small—yet not entirely insignificant—difference. I have reason to believe that Mr. Letterman is about to scapegoat easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that Mr. Letterman maintains that his polity is looking out for our best interests. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that an unholy alliance of ungrateful nupsons and vapid, truculent practitioners of racism has been instrumental in devising increasingly doolally ways to turn once-flourishing neighborhoods into zones of violence, decay, and moral disregard. We can therefore extrapolate that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact.

No matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how thanks to Mr. Letterman, I'm now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also find the inner strength to lead Mr. Letterman out of a dream world and back to hard reality. While he's out making a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs, the general public is shouldering the bill. Sadly, this is a bill of shattered minds, broken hearts and homes, depression and all its attendant miseries, and a despondency about Mr. Letterman's attempts to convert our children to cultural zombies in a mass of unthinking and easily herded proletarian cattle. Mr. Letterman motivates people to join his camp by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Mr. Letterman really wants to do is transform our society into a misinformed war machine. That's why if you think that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by savage wastrels for the purpose of population reduction then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Mr. Letterman wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance such as that there'll always be some self-centered grammaticaster who's eager to complain about my use of English in this letter. He'll probably tell me that it's grammatically incorrect to use the word "malapert" when writing, "Mr. Letterman is a malapert palterer." Well, the fact is that Mr. Letterman is a malapert palterer, and he ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, Mr. Letterman tends to utter so much verbiage about emotionalism that I can conclude only that he talks a lot about Zendicism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can Mr. Letterman argue for something he's never defined? The answer to this riddle lies in the observation that there is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as Oblomovism or pharisaism. Specifically, Mr. Letterman's rapacious analects have caused macabre, sullen slubberdegullions to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, gaining a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our educational system. And that's it. Mr. David M Letterman would love to see college campuses morph into small, ivy-covered North Koreas in which the student or faculty member who dares to listen to others quickly finds himself in a heap of legal trouble.
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No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of Mr. David M Letter-MAN. By way of introduction, let me just say that I have a plan to fight for our freedom of speech. I call this plan "Operation help people see Mr. Letter-MAN's mendacious, brutal criticisms for what they are". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that you may have noticed that Mr. Letter-MAN would like to see all of our individual liberties digest in the bowels of an all-powerful State. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, as soon as Mr. Letter-MAN found the resources to do so he lost no time in selling us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of fetishism. The inevitable followed: Contumacious New Age sleaze merchants started substituting pap for art. The scariest part of all of this is that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Mr. Letter-MAN distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.

Mr. Letter-MAN uses the word "establishmentarianism" to justify reducing religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that he demands obeisance from his dupes. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Mr. Letter-MAN forces them to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his xenophobic hatchet jobs. If I am correctly informed, his actions are a careless form of thuggery. In any case, Mr. Letter-MAN's put-downs definitely qualify for the most vile and contemptuous pejoratives that I have in my arsenal. I will now cite the proof of that statement. The proof begins with the observation that I condemn Mr. Letter-MAN's gross and systematic violations of human rights. I'm not just talking about the arbitrary detentions, enforced disappearances, torture, and summary executions but also about my previous observation that the final product of Mr. Letter-MAN's hijinks will be a dysfunctional society, wherein every natural self-defense mechanism has been short-circuited in some detestable effort to gain short-term financial benefits. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that griping about Mr. Letter-MAN will not make him stop trying to create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes.

Even if Mr. Letter-MAN's facts were reliable, they were gathered selectively and then manipulated towards favored conclusions. Here's an idea: Instead of giving Mr. Letter-MAN the ability to hand over the country to noxious shirkers, why don't we speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to rule with an iron fist? If we do, we'll then be able to celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth. My long-term goal is to turn his ignorant, execrable diegeses to our advantage. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, if you were to compose a list of the things that an intelligent, clear-eyed, and capable young person could do with his or her life to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us, I suspect that rebuilding our communities would figure somewhere in the first three items. Furthermore, I would bet that item nine, ten, or thereabouts speaks to the importance of informing others that Mr. Letter-MAN maintains that we should cast our lots with scummy showboaters of one sort or another. That's not just a lie but is actually the exact opposite of the truth—and Mr. Letter-MAN knows it. Why is Mr. Letter-MAN deliberately turning the truth on its head like that? Several highly cynical answers suggest themselves, but let it suffice to say that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Mr. Letter-MAN. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I plant markers that define the limits of what is quisquilious and what is not.

For all of the foregoing reasons, I can confidently claim that thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that Mr. Letter-MAN's smears are counterproductive to society. I was right when I said that Mr. Letter-MAN exists in a state of intellectual hibernation. And I was right when I said that conclaves of Mr. Letter-MAN's helpmeets have all the dissent found in a North Korean communist party meeting. That's why no one there will ever admit that I don't see how Mr. Letter-MAN can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that there is no longer any room for hope. The sooner he comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us.

Mr. Letter-MAN is nefarious, patronizing, demented, tasteless, refractory, and apolaustic. Need I go on? He doesn't want equal time. He doesn't want pluralism. He just wants to sacrifice our essential liberties on the altar of political horse-trading.

Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, Mr. Letter-MAN maintains that anyone who dares to find the common ground that enables others to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into pessimism can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that he is secretly planning to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and far-fetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Mr. Letter-MAN and his lieutenants, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that for all Mr. Letter-MAN's bombast about freedom, liberty, and tolerance, he still wants to shatter other people's lives and dreams. Be patient; I won't ask you to take that on faith. Rather, I'll provide irrefragable proof that it's debatable whether Mr. Letter-MAN hopes to finance a propaganda of intensive deception that induces sane and sober people to interfere with the most important principles of democracy. However, no one can disagree that Mr. Letter-MAN wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that we must enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that if one could get a Ph.D. in Frotteurism, Mr. Letter-MAN would be the first in line to have one.

Mr. Letter-MAN has brainwashed a large number of people into believing that he can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. Alas, we can't change people's minds overnight, and we can't instantly and totally dispel the delusions implanted by Mr. Letter-MAN's subversive lies, but we can replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose. That might help a few brainwashees see that some day, Mr. Letter-MAN's self-aggrandizing trained seals may ask you why you think it's a good idea to put an end to squalid, neurotic hucksterism. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. You should therefore be prepared to tell these crapulous, inconsiderate pothouse drunks that I cannot compromise with Mr. Letter-MAN; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him and with a warning he must indeed take to heart: Mr. Letter-MAN makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, Mr. Letter-MAN's claim that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members". The fact of the matter is that Mr. Letter-MAN likes casting the world into nuclear holocaust. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why inasmuch as I disagree with Mr. Letter-MAN's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Mr. Letter-MAN's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.

Mr. Letter-MAN yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, he abhors the current era, in which people are free to acknowledge that if we let him instill a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with his fibs, civilization itself will fall. He has made some dangerous assumptions about unbalanced self-proclaimed arbiters of taste and standards. People have commented that there may be a gap in my logic there. I don't think there is, and I've gone to great pains to explain why. There are two types of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and the most irrational smut peddlers you'll ever see like him.

Almost everyone will agree that Mr. Letter-MAN is up to his neck in criminal activity, but Mr. Letter-MAN doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. While most people know this like a schoolchild knows that 2+2=4, he has made it known that he fully intends to abet a resurgence of disingenuous sadism. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be.

Insolent brownshirts shove us towards an absolute state of vassalage. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: David M Letter-MAN and his avaricious lapdogs. He likes sullying my reputation, which puts him somewhere between a Chekism-oriented crackpot and a garrulous self-proclaimed arbiter of taste and standard on the onanism org chart. We have much to fear from Mr. Letter-MAN. Personally, I'm afraid that sometime soon, he'll impale us on a Morton's Fork: Either we let him enable fickle election-year also-rans to punch above their weight, or he'll distort the facts. Regardless of which we choose, Mr. Letter-MAN is more than violent. He's mega-violent. In fact, to understand just how violent Mr. Letter-MAN is, you first need to realize that under the guise of stimulating debate and illuminating diverse perspectives, his fairy tales actually incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. That's just not true. In short, I feel we must push the boundaries of knowledge ever farther. I hope other members of the community feel the same.
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Letterman is a jew?
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Yes AND an MK-Ultra Handler. All the talk show hosts are handlers handling the starlets of illusion.

There are some videos out there showing him with hand gestures to guests. I remember Johnny Depp and that J Pheonix kid getting triggered.
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Letterman is a jew?
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No DF, Bill Maher is a jew and Letterman sucks his cock
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o much gay in this thread
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Then bend over and squeel boy!
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03/19/2013 02:47 PM
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Re: David "Asshole" Letterman
Letterman is a disgusting human being.
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Did you ever see his wife? Isn't she beautiful?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24945571


Dude!

That skanky bitch is nasty.

Ugly old hosebag and Letterman eats that rotten pussy every night?

No wonder Letterman sucks Obama's cock. He's deprived.
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Letterman loves to suck Big O's cock
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03/19/2013 02:58 PM
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Re: David "Asshole" Letterman
do something about it then.

go to where his studio is and beat him up.
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Re: David "Asshole" Letterman
do something about it then.

go to where his studio is and beat him up.
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You can't get past the door

Letterman is fucking everyone in the ass and suckin Big O's cock

Bring him some kangaroo cock would ya?
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03/19/2013 03:12 PM

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Re: David "Asshole" Letterman
Oh no. Mr. "I will prove I am the biggest asshole in the world" Letterman is just as much as a piece of shit liberal cock suckin asshole as CNN and all the rest of the pro-sodomites who worship Obama, the Kenyan born homosexual communist Muslim.


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I'm confused. Communists don't believe in god, so one can't be a communist Muslim. But I suppose one could be communist and homsexual. However, I don't think homosexuality is allowed in the Muslim faith, so one can't be a homosexual Muslim.

If you are going to hate different groups, you would do better if your arguments had a coherent logic.

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