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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/07/2012 10:28 PM
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Lights out for the Americans; they're screwed!
Billy_Sastard

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10/07/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Unfortunately, when we go down, so does the rest of the world...
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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10/07/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero....We'll just let an illegal alien do it. :)
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10/07/2012 10:39 PM

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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not as many as the rest of the world.

So why do you come to an American forum? What does that say about you?
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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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10/07/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Lights out for the Americans; they're screwed!
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there's someone who gets it.....
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10/07/2012 10:52 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, the mexicans are all doing it for free
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10/07/2012 10:53 PM

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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not as many as the rest of the world.

So why do you come to an American forum? What does that say about you?
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Nicely done.
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10/07/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Like it or not, as America goes, so goes the world.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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10/07/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
QE3... QE4 ... QE5.... each time more and more attempt and fail to screw in the light bulb.
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10/07/2012 11:07 PM

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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I dunno, all I know is if it wasn't for us, none of you other fuckers would have electricity, much less light bulbs...
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10/07/2012 11:07 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We invented the damn light bulb. Suck it!
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10/07/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Incandescent or Compact fluorescent?

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10/07/2012 11:25 PM

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Re: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
lights are for people with jobs...go back to bed
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