Hey Coward, I'm certain they have wind more frequently than you suggest. Maybe you were thinking how much better the sound would pick-up with a more expensive mic? Too bad your thoughts didn't arrive intact before your keen sarcastic abilities kicked in.
Please look up the terms "Helmholtz Resonance" & "Reductio ad absurdum( [link to en.wikipedia.org] )" to prevent further dumbassery.

Where's our 100th Monkey?
We're all waiting for you.