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Please Suggest me two sentences to STFU any preacher

 
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...not the what?
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Not the lone industry jobs .... More like oh need more ? Lets work the weekend and have a fine holiday life ...
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...not the what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25130834


Not the lone industry jobs .... More like oh need more ? Lets work the weekend and have a fine holiday life ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25177045


:lolwut:
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10/08/2012 07:49 AM
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Do not ever go live on an oil leak area ..
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And with freedom rest you will never get sick...btw.
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wtf are you talking about, Netherlands?
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10/08/2012 07:52 AM
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I smoke, I drink, I have sex every day.
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10/08/2012 08:01 AM
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As example,
What happens in Hell? Is Hitler your God to torture people
so much just for not bowing down to him?
pope
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Just seriously ask him to let you meet his god. If he say something like "no but you can't, god is everywhere" slap him hard in the face till he admits he's preaching bs.
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10/08/2012 08:05 AM
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Only blink if you agree. Jesus is god!
Internet stalking you since 09
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And groups with only weapons and free food that just shoot everyone is not good.
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10/08/2012 08:15 AM

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How about two words? Prove it!!! Btw, i believe in God just not the church. If god is all seeing and all knowing, i dont have to go to Your church and pay money to you to be close to God. God dosen`t want or need my money,F`n Prickrant
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
John
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10/08/2012 08:21 AM
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Just ignore them, that works best. Their justification for preaching relies on them fighting evil, so if there's no one they can fight with - they fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 525676


In His Name we fight for *you* - you don't receive...you fail for eternity! Your choice you will remember with a regret that is beyond imagination!

Choose Life - choose to follow Jesus, The Most High God!
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Yeah, I'm all for Jesus. Is it alright that I just don't like the Church? I have never liked it, I don't trust it.
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Then you'll enjoy this novel which is free for download:

[link to www.jakecolsen.com]
I Ban Thee

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10/08/2012 08:23 AM
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Just start reading from the Bible and don't stop.

If he interrupts you, say "wait, I'm not finished", and

keep on reading.

Keep following him and reading as he tries to make his

escape.
T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

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10/08/2012 08:26 AM
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1)we are to follow the spirit within,not creation or created things ..2)for the spirit causes the arks to create god,devil and savior concepts..hf

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 10/08/2012 08:52 AM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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OP will burn in hell for sure.
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When I was 6 years old, I asked a priest how it's possible for Adam and Eve and their 2 boys to spawn the entire human race through incest.

I got expelled lol.
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10/08/2012 11:40 AM
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Re: Please Suggest me two sentences to STFU any preacher
Sentence 1.

"If hell is where the burning lake is, then why does Revelations say that hell will be thrown into the lake of fire?"

Sentence 2.

"Where does it say in the Bible that we go to Heaven when we die?" Or if you really want to screw with them, "Where does it say in the Bible that we go to heaven at all?"
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10/08/2012 11:43 AM
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"Prove to me there is a God, and I'll prove there isn't."
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10/08/2012 12:13 PM
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What is the need of judiciary, if jesus has forgiven the sins that you will commit tomorrow?
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Did Adam & eve have belly buttons?
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Tell them that the afterlife has never been quantified, and that: the closest evidence we have of an afterlife is near death experiences, which are not identical in every account, NDE's were shown to vary among different people from different cultures
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If even one person has to go to hell I don't want to go to heaven.
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10/08/2012 12:36 PM
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Preacher touch my naughty spot, make it sweaty, make it hot.

Let me be your altar boy, dress me up, I'll be your toy.

These two sentences will either shut him up or make you run your ass off.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Don't say that to the wrong "Cave Johnson" is all...

hahahaha

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10/08/2012 12:38 PM
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You are in hell and as wrought with sin as I. So what do you think you have to teach me?
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Maybe, humility.
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"Prove to me there is a God, and I'll prove there isn't."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23909929


If there was proof there was a God, you could NOT prove there was not a God, logically. The inverse is true as well.

So far, we have PROOF of neither. That's what faith is for.

You can take it or leave it, that is your choice.
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1) Tell them to pray for you.

2) Tell them you don't need a middle man or religion, that you have your own personal relationship with God.
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Did Adam & eve have belly buttons?
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If they didn't, we wouldn't. They were created that way.
Judethz
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grizzy There seem to be a lot of people on this thread who are also on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch.

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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10/08/2012 01:05 PM

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The two sentences should be:

I recognize your right to hold your own particular religious views and to feel that your beliefs are the correct ones, however, I also recognize my right to reject what you believe.

I hold my own religious beliefs that are based on personal experience and research and I feel no need to justify my beliefs to you.
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:grizzy: There seem to be a lot of people on this thread who are also on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch.

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: Judethz


Well it seems you crave to be punished and "paid back". You will experience what you wish to (are programmed to) experience. Simple.

Ever wonder why your karma is in the red, you old hag?

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