Please Suggest me two sentences to STFU any preacher

By your logic this God character personally feels butthurt when you mock and feels like he should see to it that you repeatedly burn in hell while he says "TOLD YA SO". Sounds like a narcisstic emo child that you worship. Please evolve for the sake of everyone around you.

Same reason human clones have belly buttons. It's genetic. Same reason males have nipples.

When i hear bible quotes i quote the late great Dr. Seuss, my personal favorite Green Eggs and ham.
“Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.”

“'Have no fear, little fish,'
Said the Cat in the Hat.
'These Things are
good Things.'
And he gave them a pat."

You see the Cat in the Hat says not to have fear, so not to have fear is to love. Cant argue that.

Tell him that, after he's done reading the bible, to try Goldie Locks and the 3 Little Bears, just as credible, with just as much evidence...actually moreso, as we know bears actually exist.

It'll probably work until you run into some REAL JW's!!!

'Which god do you represent?'
'No thanks, I don't do child abuse'

i am a practising satanist works or
i am a jew
or
i am catholic
i am buddhist

they all work well

or you can tell them God talks to you all day.believe me,no church will open a door or help you,it's funny.

If you believe in Jesus you are part of the Church, the church is the believers a Church building is for the congregation of believers to come together. That is what the building is suppose to be.

God wouldn't be in a building unless some people brought him there.

There are more than 333 types of church, each of the church thinks, only they are true representative of Jesus and rest denominations will burn in hell.

Jesus isn't a building, he's the Son of God.

Easy...

Tell him God send you to deliver a message to him.. and then punch him in the mouth.

i revealed all the secrets in my 777 thread and the red GLP karma is piling up higher than mount Everest,lol..oh I'm so afraid of red karma,lmao..besides karma is a concept therefore it doesn't apply to me/we, for i/we are spirit and as spirit i/we existed before the karma concept..and as spirit i/we are love... therefore only beasts receive so-called karma as this co-creator spirit have defeated karma and the other creations and have overcome the world..

god is a concept brought forth by us co-creator spirits that caused our arks to speak and write about them..our spirit existed before any concepts for the spirit created the concepts..the only judgement i might receive when i choose to leave this ark is whether or not i overcame the world and dont need sending back to try again..i have so my incarnations here are over and i will incarnate on Venus next ever closer to the sun with its same energy..our spirit is electromagnetism, just as the sun...

OP,
Here ya go:

There is NO SUCH THING AS FREEWILL.
All is according plan.