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Please Suggest me two sentences to STFU any preacher

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/08/2012 01:09 PM
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:grizzy: There seem to be a lot of people on this thread who are also on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch.

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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Well it seems you crave to be punished and "paid back". You will experience what you wish to (are programmed to) experience. Simple.

Ever wonder why your karma is in the red, you old hag?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25180110


By your logic this God character personally feels butthurt when you mock and feels like he should see to it that you repeatedly burn in hell while he says "TOLD YA SO". Sounds like a narcisstic emo child that you worship. Please evolve for the sake of everyone around you.
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10/09/2012 12:21 AM
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10/09/2012 12:30 AM
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Did Adam & eve have belly buttons?
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If they didn't, we wouldn't. They were created that way.
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why would they? they were not born? no umbilical cord?
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Same reason human clones have belly buttons. It's genetic. Same reason males have nipples.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 12:39 AM
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When i hear bible quotes i quote the late great Dr. Seuss, my personal favorite Green Eggs and ham.
“Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.”

“'Have no fear, little fish,'
Said the Cat in the Hat.
'These Things are
good Things.'
And he gave them a pat."

You see the Cat in the Hat says not to have fear, so not to have fear is to love. Cant argue that.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 12:55 AM
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Tell him that, after he's done reading the bible, to try Goldie Locks and the 3 Little Bears, just as credible, with just as much evidence...actually moreso, as we know bears actually exist.
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10/09/2012 01:17 AM
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Number 2 the JW one is a keeper. I'll use that one.
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It'll probably work until you run into some REAL JW's!!!
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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10/09/2012 02:08 AM
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'Which god do you represent?'
'No thanks, I don't do child abuse'
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10/09/2012 02:14 AM
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i am a practising satanist works or
i am a jew
or
i am catholic
i am buddhist

they all work well
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10/09/2012 02:26 AM
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Number 2 the JW one is a keeper. I'll use that one.
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or you can tell them God talks to you all day.believe me,no church will open a door or help you,it's funny.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 02:35 AM
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Just ignore them, that works best. Their justification for preaching relies on them fighting evil, so if there's no one they can fight with - they fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 525676


In His Name we fight for *you* - you don't receive...you fail for eternity! Your choice you will remember with a regret that is beyond imagination!

Choose Life - choose to follow Jesus, The Most High God!
 Quoting: jdb


Yeah, I'm all for Jesus. Is it alright that I just don't like the Church? I have never liked it, I don't trust it.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


If you believe in Jesus you are part of the Church, the church is the believers a Church building is for the congregation of believers to come together. That is what the building is suppose to be.

God wouldn't be in a building unless some people brought him there.
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10/09/2012 09:39 AM
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There are more than 333 types of church, each of the church thinks, only they are true representative of Jesus and rest denominations will burn in hell.
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10/09/2012 02:26 PM
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There are more than 333 types of church, each of the church thinks, only they are true representative of Jesus and rest denominations will burn in hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25240272


God created spirituality and man created over 2 million religions.

If God walked into a Catholic home at 10 am Sunday and said, let's spend the day together...the Catholic would say, I don't have time today, I have to get to church.
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10/09/2012 02:29 PM
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Just ignore them, that works best. Their justification for preaching relies on them fighting evil, so if there's no one they can fight with - they fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 525676


In His Name we fight for *you* - you don't receive...you fail for eternity! Your choice you will remember with a regret that is beyond imagination!

Choose Life - choose to follow Jesus, The Most High God!
 Quoting: jdb


Yeah, I'm all for Jesus. Is it alright that I just don't like the Church? I have never liked it, I don't trust it.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


If you believe in Jesus you are part of the Church, the church is the believers a Church building is for the congregation of believers to come together. That is what the building is suppose to be.

God wouldn't be in a building unless some people brought him there.
 Quoting: Daughter


Jesus isn't a building, he's the Son of God.
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10/09/2012 02:31 PM

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Please Suggest me two sentences to STFU any preacher
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251597


Easy...

Tell him God send you to deliver a message to him.. and then punch him in the mouth. tounge
T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

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10/10/2012 06:19 PM
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grizzy There seem to be a lot of people on this thread who are also on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch.

THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: Judethz


Well it seems you crave to be punished and "paid back". You will experience what you wish to (are programmed to) experience. Simple.

Ever wonder why your karma is in the red, you old hag?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25180110
i revealed all the secrets in my 777 thread and the red GLP karma is piling up higher than mount Everest,lol..oh I'm so afraid of red karma,lmao..besides karma is a concept therefore it doesn't apply to me/we, for i/we are spirit and as spirit i/we existed before the karma concept..and as spirit i/we are love... therefore only beasts receive so-called karma as this co-creator spirit have defeated karma and the other creations and have overcome the world..
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

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10/10/2012 06:26 PM
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In His Name we fight for *you* - you don't receive...you fail for eternity! Your choice you will remember with a regret that is beyond imagination!

Choose Life - choose to follow Jesus, The Most High God!
 Quoting: jdb


Yeah, I'm all for Jesus. Is it alright that I just don't like the Church? I have never liked it, I don't trust it.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


If you believe in Jesus you are part of the Church, the church is the believers a Church building is for the congregation of believers to come together. That is what the building is suppose to be.

God wouldn't be in a building unless some people brought him there.
 Quoting: Daughter


Jesus isn't a building, he's the Son of God.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson
god is a concept brought forth by us co-creator spirits that caused our arks to speak and write about them..our spirit existed before any concepts for the spirit created the concepts..the only judgement i might receive when i choose to leave this ark is whether or not i overcame the world and dont need sending back to try again..i have so my incarnations here are over and i will incarnate on Venus next ever closer to the sun with its same energy..our spirit is electromagnetism, just as the sun...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
SE

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10/10/2012 06:29 PM

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OP,
Here ya go:

There is NO SUCH THING AS FREEWILL.
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