Please Suggest me two sentences to STFU any preacher

The Hell is there for the dissolution of your body AND soul. No one needs your worshiping God. But you.

Re "No one needs your worshiping God...but you"!

Well said!

Just ignore them, that works best. Their justification for preaching relies on them fighting evil, so if there's no one they can fight with - they fail.

You are in hell and as wrought with sin as I. So what do you think you have to teach me?

"I will sacrifice a chicken tonight to deliver your soul to satan" should STFU every preacher

Religion = Opiate of masses? Good luck with that desade.

All the torture devices originated with the church.



And we all know that means elites are "Diary of English Opium Eater"

What you and the preacher fail to understand is that everything is God, including you and the preacher.

This is what makes your argument rather hilarious.

Why do we have sex with others with our own bodies sewer system?

Preacher touch my naughty spot, make it sweaty, make it hot.

Let me be your altar boy, dress me up, I'll be your toy.

These two sentences will either shut him up or make you run your ass off.

In His Name we fight for *you* - you don't receive...you fail for eternity! Your choice you will remember with a regret that is beyond imagination!

Choose Life - choose to follow Jesus, The Most High God!

Yeah, I'm all for Jesus. Is it alright that I just don't like the Church? I have never liked it, I don't trust it.

Two sentences, eh?

Why not give him life

If (sincerely and respectfully) you ever want to talk about that, pm me

Someone seems to have hired too many preachers and they may be getting good commission to convert, hence the harassment is increasing day by day :(

OP, don't you have a cow to go worship?

-where was God when his clergy were abusing children.
There is no comeback. For to weave this horrendous deed into a "greater plan" or the "individual evil" involves handing God a level of complicity.

perhaps you should just chase the money trail.

I have found that three sets of options work best.

1. Ask what denomination they are. Tell them you don't have anything to do with that denomination because it is against the Bible and they are going to hell.

2. Tell them you are a Jehovah's witness, and you want to talk to them about saving their soul.


3. Tell them you are a Satanist. Ask them if they would like to have all the money they can dream, and all the sex they can imagine.

All three work very well when someone comes up to you in person and starts preaching.

Number 2 the JW one is a keeper. I'll use that one.

1. ever stopped a moving bullet with your head?
2.do you think this gun is loaded?

1. If God is omnipotent why did he require his son to be tortured in a complex ritual to atone for human sin instead of just forgiving the sin.

2. If God is omnipotent why does he need Jesus or the bible when he could just zap any necessary information into our heads at any time and make it perfectly clear.

3. Why isn't there any historical evidence for Jesus?

4. How did Noah get the different species to the different places on earth, and how did he keep the fresh water fish from dying when the salt water inundated inland waterways.

5. Why isn't there any historical evidence from the Egyptians of the captivity of the Jews or their exodus?

6. Why send Jesus in 30 AD instead of 4000 BC right after the fall from the garden instead of having all of human population until that time spend thousands of years in Hell?

7. Why won't God heal amputees?

8. Why hasn't any supernatural event ever been scientifically documented?

9. If God is omniscient than why is Caan able to hide from him, why does he change his mind and flood the world instead of doing it right the first time, why does he allow Satan to tempt people?

10. If God is omnipotent how is it that he can be beaten by iron chariots?

Nice home with rest and something to get your mind off of nothing some relaxing safe money and a job (but not the ..........

And a safe hey hi there again ress machine.

...not the what?

no way you're too insane for me

Not the fuck you oahf fraud buro.

I did once, I had severe frontal lobe damage and a complete personality change. Also was in a coma for 2 months. Any other questions?

Okay, I lied. I just thought it sounded cool.

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