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A Man Fell into a Hole

 
Lisa*Lisa

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Romans 10:9 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

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"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
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A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
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2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

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Very inspirational...

What are you wearing?
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Why the fuck is this pinned?
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Very inspirational...

What are you wearing?
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.



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Beautiful. Oh how simple it is to become free. No more DOOM.
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Romans 10:9 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


The two are contradictory, choose Saul or Yeshua.

Matthew 7:21-23

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’
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Christianity is for assholes
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Romans 10:9 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


The two are contradictory, choose Saul or Yeshua.

Matthew 7:21-23

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25156433


24 "Therefore whoever hears these sayings of Mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man who built his house on the rock:
25 "and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it did not fall, for it was founded on the rock.
26 "Now everyone who hears these sayings of Mine, and does not do them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand:
27 "and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it fell. And great was its fall."
hf
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He should have strapped a board to his ass...everyone knows you can't fall into a hole with a board strapped to your ass.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Romans 10:9 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


The two are contradictory, choose Saul or Yeshua.

Matthew 7:21-23

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25156433


You take incredible delight in persecuting me and other christians.......just like Paul did.

I hope that someday Jesus shines the light on you so you can see it, just like He did for Paul.

Last Edited by Lisa*Lisa on 10/08/2012 08:56 AM
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

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10/08/2012 08:58 AM

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Very inspirational...

What are you wearing?
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


Oh, nothing special, just the usual. Old sweatpants, a stained and ripped tee shirt, socks, and a big terrycloth robe on top.
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
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Romans 10:9 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


The two are contradictory, choose Saul or Yeshua.

Matthew 7:21-23

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25156433


You take incredible delight in persecuting me and other christians.......just like Paul did.

I hope that someday Jesus shines the light on you so you can see it, just like He did for Paul.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


lol persecuting you? Quite dramatic lisa, no? Really? By posting the Word of God means I am persecuting you? Grow up. I hope someday you will see the truth about Saul the false Prophet. Time is fast running out but.
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You have built your house on the sand.
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He is doing yoga in the hole???? Not praying to God?? FALSE
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10/08/2012 09:06 AM
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I've been looking for this video, thanks for posting it
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10/08/2012 09:17 AM
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I believe. It has been on my mind lately, trying to find words to put to the feeling that I wanted to express lately concerning stuff.
Nailed it for me. Thank-you.

Now, once again, I feel obligated to go out and find someone who could use a hand. Get sick of it sometimes. It's thankless and tasking and time consuming.

I guess I should have been an evil fucker and trumped myself up into a rich and famous ass, so I could wipe off as a bleeding heart do-gooder for the publicity, it would make pretending to help my victims so much more rewarding.
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"Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?"

This is Reformed theology. The word is not "ACCEPT" it is "believe". Jesus never told us to "accept" he tells us to "believe".

"Accept" is not Biblical, although you think you are a Bible thumper, probably. Accept stinks of works righteousness. A work you do. "Accept" comes from a ignorant southern USA misunderstanding of how the Holy Spirit works in the hearts of believers.

Christ works through His Church and His Means of Grace, The Bible, Baptism and the Lord's Supper. It is only through these means which the Holy Spirit works; not your own human power, reason, abilities, strength, etc. etc. You are nothing but a scum sinner.

God brings you to faith in Christ Jesus, you do not accept Jesus. Christ does not want your acceptance but He wants faith and belief.
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Very inspirational...

What are you wearing?
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


Oh, nothing special, just the usual. Old sweatpants, a stained and ripped tee shirt, socks, and a big terrycloth robe on top.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Sexy.... :D
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I've been looking for this video, thanks for posting it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847759


You're welcome

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

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"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
BRIEF
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I think the greater lesson here is: watch where the hell you're walking, don't step into a hole to begin with...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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I think the greater lesson here is: watch where the hell you're walking, don't step into a hole to begin with...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The lesson is that only Jesus can pull you out.

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

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"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
BRIEF
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I think the greater lesson here is: watch where the hell you're walking, don't step into a hole to begin with...
 Quoting: BRIEF


The lesson is that only Jesus can pull you out.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


But he wouldn't have to if you just watch where you are going :)

Or strap a board to your ass...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Why the fuck is this pinned?
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It's karma pinned. If you pay to be a member you can do the same.

God bless you Lisa!!!!
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bump
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Why the fuck is this pinned?
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It's karma pinned. If you pay to be a member you can do the same.

God bless you Lisa!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2258344


hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

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"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
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very nice Have a blessed week Lisa
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Why the fuck is this pinned?
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It's karma pinned. If you pay to be a member you can do the same.

God bless you Lisa!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2258344


hf
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hf
Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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very nice Have a blessed week Lisa
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You too!

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

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"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
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When I saw the thread title I thought it was about some dude trying to have sex with a fat woman......
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The man that saved him was Obama.... Praise,praise Obamo

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