Van Der Sloot impregnates chick from behind bars.

That's just lovely. He's in prison and still gets more pussy than me.

PMSL.

Women get sexually excited about men who kill women.

Nice guys like you get a smile when you help them move to a new apartment, otherwise you don't exist.

"The woman, identified by the paper only as "Leidi”, was said to have become pregnant during an unsupervised visit with Van der Sloot."

Brilliant!

Can't tell you how many debates I've gotten in saying that rapists, murders and pedophiles should all be sterilized, either chemically or surgically, upon conviction.

Van der Slut? Quantum semen?

Timeline Shift? I thought he was killed in Prison!!!

I know they kept saying he was going to get killed in prison but I guess he just gets sex.

The Illuminutties and the ABC's need more subjects to program, torture, and experiment on. VanDerSloots are the perfect brood for this.

This was arranged, and much money has changed hands...

Getting the chick knocked up has now given him grounds to become a 'citizen', and thereby avoid extradition to the US for trial (and possibly execution) for the Holloway murder...

Indeed. Cunning little weasel, our Joran.

I agree, same thing happened with a british girl up for charges of being a drugs mullah or something like that...

The host country can't apply the death penalty now as she has the offsrping of whoever...

Maybe assange could be made pregnant?

Good Game!

Is his Progeny gonna strangle Her from the inside?

Oh, i see. Easy mistake...

You got that one spot on my friend.

Money talks. I hope Van Der Sloot has been impregnanted by Hairy Raul in the showers.

As history has repeatedly and demonstrably proven, the Dutch are some sick twisted fuckers. Time to nuke'em from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Joran shitted on the USA for not getting caught or doing time for Nathalee

Joran Van Der Sloot is a habitual liar, and has become almost impossible to defend. However, as someone who has investigated this case from the inside, I can assure you that he is not a killer.

The Natalee Holloway case will never be solved, because of the interference of her family, primarily her mother. Beth Twitty/Holloway has lied more than even Joran, and that's saying a lot. Basically, Natalee wanted to leave home and chose to stay in Aruba, and was shielded by drug dealers. She not only was a heavy drinker, she was a drug addict and quite possibly was pregnant with stepfather Jug's baby at the time of her disappearance.

Natalee was seen by many Arubans for weeks after her disappearance. She came back to the Holiday Inn after being with Joran on the beach, and the original Holiday Inn security cameras showed this. The Twittys apparently had some powerful connections, and a coverup was instituted because the family was more concerned with both Natalee's and their own family reputation than they were about admitting the truth about what happened. Natalee died of a drug overdose weeks after she disappeared, and it may not have been accidental. Part of the reason for the coverup is to protect the most powerful of all the big drug lords on the island, in whose mansion Natalee died.

During my investigation, I managed to locate friends of Natalee, who are still scared to speak, six years later. They are afraid of Beth, who has built a career for herself off of her daughter's death. The media has too much invested in Beth's ridiculous story, and will not under any circumstances admit that Joran is anything but a monster. He was not the last person with Natalee in Aruba, and was set up for the murder in Peru.

FYI, the hotel room where Joran was staying in Aruba had a security camera installed outside it just before he arrived, and it was taken down after he left. He was set up by the FBI, in conjunction with Beth and co. I don't believe the murder of Stephany was ever supposed to happen, but she may have been part of the setup and felt remorse and tipped Joran off, causing her own murder in retaliation. At this time, Joran has been through so much, and was a bit problematic to begin with. I'm not sure even he understands the truth any more, and he certainly loves the limelight.

This case, like so many, has been portrayed inaccurately to the people of the world, by the newspapers, magazines and sensationalist t.v. shows like Nancy Grace. Joran Van Der Sloot is many things, but he is not a killer. Beth Holloway/ Twitty has given so many contradictory statements that she also many not realize the truth any more.

We will never be told the truth about what happened to Natalee or Stephany, but I wanted to let GLPers know the real truth, from someone who has been inside the case.