What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?

You can just imagine where I would stick that siphon if you attempted it on my car...

Haha yeah, you would siphoning out all his shit!!!

Not sure what I would do probably chase them off My friend on the other hand caught some one siphoning gas from his car so he shot him a few times with his high fps pellet handgun

I would approach them while holding my shotgun and politely ask that they vacate the premises, preferably leaving any containers they may have transferred my gasoline into, as well as any devices they used to transfer said gasoline.

Haha I bet that fucker went off running

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Easier to just stab a hole in the tank, and funnel it into the can.

(if it's not your car hehe)

Yes, something, like this.

Most sensible response. Though if he went off running with your gasoline you might have to shoot him in the back. Which I've heard in some states is unjustifiable murder.

I wouldn't shoot, as I know where I am within my legal rights to do so, and even 'brandishing' the weapon while outside of my house would be a risk, it is one I would be willing to take in a situation such as this.

i would buy the poor guy some gas. I always keep a few gallons in the back of the truck.
I've helped out dozens of people over the years. friends & strangers alike.

Kill him, dump the body in the forest at night when no cars going by.

Bye bye.

Not in Wisconsin. :)

Pluck a match on him

I actually did catch two punks stealing gas from my car a couple years ago. Both ran away like little black bitches. I caught one by tripping him. He hit the pavement hard and I stepped on the back of his head. I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him. His buddy left him for dead. I hit him so many times his face looked like a burned pile of hamburger meat. I took everything he had. Set of car keys and a couple of crumpled dollars. If they ever step on my property again a little bell will go off in my bedroom. Whoever it is will be taking a boat ride with me in the middle of the night.

And send your car to 'automobile heaven' in a ball of fire? Good thinkin' there turbo!

complete fiction

A 230 grain spanking coming in at 800fps right in the ass.

.45 acp! Gotta love it.

Quietly go behind the fucker then beat him to a pulp.

Not fiction. I also caught two guys standing on the hood of my car prior to that kicking in my windshield. Same exact thing happened except these guys were white.

I've been fighting competitively my entire life. I'll fight anyone. I came out of the dark and tackled the guy at his knees. The other one ran away like a bitch again and I proceeded to beat the dude up. He had twenty bucks and a wallet with an ID which I took. I knew who he was. He'll never forget that night. I threatened his buddy later since I could pretty much guess who it was. This was in highschool. I grew up in a high crime area. Multiple attempted break ins. My dad shot a kid with a shotgun for creeping around our yard at night. Never heard shit about it. screw it. People gotta know you just don't fuck with some people.

Thanx, May all your shots hit Dead center

throw something fiery at him from a distance.

I recently had 125 gallons of 4 dollar diesel drained from my tanks. Now I have motion detectors and cameras as well as a 12 gauge with 3 shots of bird shot and 2 dear shots in case things get a little nasty.