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What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?

 
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What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
Just like this guy is trying to teach fools on how to do it.



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10/08/2012 12:14 PM
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
You can just imagine where I would stick that siphon if you attempted it on my car...
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10/08/2012 12:17 PM
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You can just imagine where I would stick that siphon if you attempted it on my car...
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Haha yeah, you would siphoning out all his shit!!!

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10/08/2012 12:20 PM
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Not sure what I would do probably chase them off My friend on the other hand caught some one siphoning gas from his car so he shot him a few times with his high fps pellet handgun
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10/08/2012 12:23 PM
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I would approach them while holding my shotgun and politely ask that they vacate the premises, preferably leaving any containers they may have transferred my gasoline into, as well as any devices they used to transfer said gasoline.
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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Not sure what I would do probably chase them off My friend on the other hand caught some one siphoning gas from his car so he shot him a few times with his high fps pellet handgun
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Haha I bet that fucker went off running

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10/08/2012 12:24 PM
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Easier to just stab a hole in the tank, and funnel it into the can.

(if it's not your car hehe)
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10/08/2012 12:25 PM
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I would approach them while holding my shotgun and politely ask that they vacate the premises, preferably leaving any containers they may have transferred my gasoline into, as well as any devices they used to transfer said gasoline.
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Yes, something, like this.
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I would approach them while holding my shotgun and politely ask that they vacate the premises, preferably leaving any containers they may have transferred my gasoline into, as well as any devices they used to transfer said gasoline.
 Quoting: Billy_Sastard


Most sensible response. Though if he went off running with your gasoline you might have to shoot him in the back. Which I've heard in some states is unjustifiable murder.
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10/08/2012 12:28 PM
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I would approach them while holding my shotgun and politely ask that they vacate the premises, preferably leaving any containers they may have transferred my gasoline into, as well as any devices they used to transfer said gasoline.
 Quoting: Billy_Sastard


Most sensible response. Though if he went off running with your gasoline you might have to shoot him in the back. Which I've heard in some states is unjustifiable murder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21616060


I wouldn't shoot, as I know where I am within my legal rights to do so, and even 'brandishing' the weapon while outside of my house would be a risk, it is one I would be willing to take in a situation such as this.
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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10/08/2012 12:32 PM
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i would buy the poor guy some gas. I always keep a few gallons in the back of the truck.
I've helped out dozens of people over the years. friends & strangers alike.
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10/08/2012 12:36 PM
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Kill him, dump the body in the forest at night when no cars going by.

Bye bye.
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I would approach them while holding my shotgun and politely ask that they vacate the premises, preferably leaving any containers they may have transferred my gasoline into, as well as any devices they used to transfer said gasoline.
 Quoting: Billy_Sastard


Most sensible response. Though if he went off running with your gasoline you might have to shoot him in the back. Which I've heard in some states is unjustifiable murder.
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Not in Wisconsin. :)
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Just like this guy is trying to teach fools on how to do it.



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Pluck a match on him
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10/08/2012 12:41 PM
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I actually did catch two punks stealing gas from my car a couple years ago. Both ran away like little black bitches. I caught one by tripping him. He hit the pavement hard and I stepped on the back of his head. I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him. His buddy left him for dead. I hit him so many times his face looked like a burned pile of hamburger meat. I took everything he had. Set of car keys and a couple of crumpled dollars. If they ever step on my property again a little bell will go off in my bedroom. Whoever it is will be taking a boat ride with me in the middle of the night.
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
Just like this guy is trying to teach fools on how to do it.



odance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21616060


Pluck a match on him
 Quoting: WD


And send your car to 'automobile heaven' in a ball of fire? Good thinkin' there turbo!
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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I actually did catch two punks stealing gas from my car a couple years ago. Both ran away like little black bitches. I caught one by tripping him. He hit the pavement hard and I stepped on the back of his head. I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him. His buddy left him for dead. I hit him so many times his face looked like a burned pile of hamburger meat. I took everything he had. Set of car keys and a couple of crumpled dollars. If they ever step on my property again a little bell will go off in my bedroom. Whoever it is will be taking a boat ride with me in the middle of the night.
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complete fiction
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A 230 grain spanking coming in at 800fps right in the ass.weirdo
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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A 230 grain spanking coming in at 800fps right in the ass.weirdo
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.45 acp! Gotta love it.
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
Just like this guy is trying to teach fools on how to do it.



odance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21616060


Pluck a match on him
 Quoting: WD


And send your car to 'automobile heaven' in a ball of fire? Good thinkin' there turbo!
 Quoting: Billy_Sastard


lmao
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
Just like this guy is trying to teach fools on how to do it.



odance
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Quietly go behind the fucker then beat him to a pulp.
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
I actually did catch two punks stealing gas from my car a couple years ago. Both ran away like little black bitches. I caught one by tripping him. He hit the pavement hard and I stepped on the back of his head. I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him. His buddy left him for dead. I hit him so many times his face looked like a burned pile of hamburger meat. I took everything he had. Set of car keys and a couple of crumpled dollars. If they ever step on my property again a little bell will go off in my bedroom. Whoever it is will be taking a boat ride with me in the middle of the night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25183217


complete fiction
 Quoting: WD


Not fiction. I also caught two guys standing on the hood of my car prior to that kicking in my windshield. Same exact thing happened except these guys were white.

I've been fighting competitively my entire life. I'll fight anyone. I came out of the dark and tackled the guy at his knees. The other one ran away like a bitch again and I proceeded to beat the dude up. He had twenty bucks and a wallet with an ID which I took. I knew who he was. He'll never forget that night. I threatened his buddy later since I could pretty much guess who it was. This was in highschool. I grew up in a high crime area. Multiple attempted break ins. My dad shot a kid with a shotgun for creeping around our yard at night. Never heard shit about it. screw it. People gotta know you just don't fuck with some people.
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A 230 grain spanking coming in at 800fps right in the ass.weirdo
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.45 acp! Gotta love it.
 Quoting: WD


Thanx, May all your shots hit Dead centerrockon
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
I actually did catch two punks stealing gas from my car a couple years ago. Both ran away like little black bitches. I caught one by tripping him. He hit the pavement hard and I stepped on the back of his head. I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him. His buddy left him for dead. I hit him so many times his face looked like a burned pile of hamburger meat. I took everything he had. Set of car keys and a couple of crumpled dollars. If they ever step on my property again a little bell will go off in my bedroom. Whoever it is will be taking a boat ride with me in the middle of the night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25183217


complete fiction
 Quoting: WD


Not fiction. I also caught two guys standing on the hood of my car prior to that kicking in my windshield. Same exact thing happened except these guys were white.

I've been fighting competitively my entire life. I'll fight anyone. I came out of the dark and tackled the guy at his knees. The other one ran away like a bitch again and I proceeded to beat the dude up. He had twenty bucks and a wallet with an ID which I took. I knew who he was. He'll never forget that night. I threatened his buddy later since I could pretty much guess who it was. This was in highschool. I grew up in a high crime area. Multiple attempted break ins. My dad shot a kid with a shotgun for creeping around our yard at night. Never heard shit about it. screw it. People gotta know you just don't fuck with some people.
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throw something fiery at him from a distance. explosion
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Re: What would you do if you saw someone attempting to siphon gasoline from your vehicle?
I recently had 125 gallons of 4 dollar diesel drained from my tanks. Now I have motion detectors and cameras as well as a 12 gauge with 3 shots of bird shot and 2 dear shots in case things get a little nasty.

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