I actually did catch two punks stealing gas from my car a couple years ago. Both ran away like little black bitches. I caught one by tripping him. He hit the pavement hard and I stepped on the back of his head. I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him. His buddy left him for dead. I hit him so many times his face looked like a burned pile of hamburger meat. I took everything he had. Set of car keys and a couple of crumpled dollars. If they ever step on my property again a little bell will go off in my bedroom. Whoever it is will be taking a boat ride with me in the middle of the night.