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Canadians are a distinct race

 
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Canadians are a distinct race
Canadians are a distinct race

Look at these guys : they have distinctive Canadian facial features : Strong forehead, big eyebrows, small lips, medium-sized chin.


Here are some unique Canadian racial specimens :










Canadians more often than not have dark brown hair and light-colored skin. They tend to have aquiline noses and large nostrils. Unlike the British, Canadians typically have straight teeth.

Canadians tend to be rather good at singing, much like the African Americans. Deep down inside, they have religious petit-bourgeois tendencies, like the Greeks.


Canadians rarely if ever go bald, but they acquire gray hair early. They have small earlobes, brown eyes and moustaches.

You can tell someone is Canadian from far away if they share these typical features.

Most Canadians are actually aware of these racial differences, and this is why they are always saying that they are ''different than the Americans''. Many Canadians suffer from the lack of recognition of their unique racial characteristics.

There is a Canadian writer named Peter Vallieres who actually wrote a book about this. His book called ''White Blacks in America'', and in his book he said that Canadians suffered from socio-economic discriminations because of their race, discriminations that he believes are comparable to what the blacks suffered under slavery in the Southern US.
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
laugh
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10/08/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Yeah, English, French and drunk.


Unless its Vancouver which is just Chinese.
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10/08/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
canadian race

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10/08/2012 05:49 PM
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LMFAO i clicked it because i thought it said distant


damn these eyes
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
bump
ShabbyOrange

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10/08/2012 06:10 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
So what were you before Canada was formed?
Say, 400 years, 1000 years, 4000 years?

That's right buddy, keep creating those divides, make this world have more borders.

clappa

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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
most likely native indian blood in many canadians.
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
You have a point, but you mispelled Canadiens,
and it was Pierre Vallieres,
and his book was Les Negres Blancs d'Aerique".

Most of them came from Brittany (Bretagne)in France, but there are Indians in every Canadien family tree.

My Canadien ancestry comes from a defiant school girl who said would rather be taught history and geography in English than be taught the lives of Saints by French nuns.
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
typo "les Negres Blancs d'Amerique"
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
So what were you before Canada was formed?
Say, 400 years, 1000 years, 4000 years?
 Quoting: ShabbyOrange


a land mass.
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10/08/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
So what were you before Canada was formed?
Say, 400 years, 1000 years, 4000 years?

That's right buddy, keep creating those divides, make this world have more borders.

clappa
 Quoting: ShabbyOrange


When Cartier landed at Quebec he met some Indians who pointed at their village of Stadacona and said "Kanata". That's the legend anyway.
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
WOW just WOW
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10/11/2012 06:29 PM
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5a
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Yeah, English, French and drunk.


Unless its Vancouver which is just Chinese.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25204627


bump
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10/11/2012 06:33 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
I disagree, I'm a Heintz 57 like everybody else.
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
You have a point, but you mispelled Canadiens,
and it was Pierre Vallieres,
and his book was Les Negres Blancs d'Aerique".

Most of them came from Brittany (Bretagne)in France, but there are Indians in every Canadien family tree.

My Canadien ancestry comes from a defiant school girl who said would rather be taught history and geography in English than be taught the lives of Saints by French nuns.
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what?? I ask..my dad was named peter vallier

these photos are all quebecers...french decent

" the white negros of america"??

I am 1/2 french and 1/2 native and damn proud to be both and loyal to none
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10/11/2012 06:59 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Alot of people around the world dont know this but Tim Hortons is a breeding ground for keeping our race alive...also he was worshiped as a God leading our great race through this century and beyond.
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Alot of people around the world dont know this but Tim Hortons is a breeding ground for keeping our race alive...also he was worshiped as a God leading our great race through this century and beyond.
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too funny lol
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Canadians are a distinct race

Look at these guys : they have distinctive Canadian facial features : Strong forehead, big eyebrows, small lips, medium-sized chin.


Here are some unique Canadian racial specimens :










Canadians more often than not have dark brown hair and light-colored skin. They tend to have aquiline noses and large nostrils. Unlike the British, Canadians typically have straight teeth.

Canadians tend to be rather good at singing, much like the African Americans. Deep down inside, they have religious petit-bourgeois tendencies, like the Greeks.


Canadians rarely if ever go bald, but they acquire gray hair early. They have small earlobes, brown eyes and moustaches.

You can tell someone is Canadian from far away if they share these typical features.

Most Canadians are actually aware of these racial differences, and this is why they are always saying that they are ''different than the Americans''. Many Canadians suffer from the lack of recognition of their unique racial characteristics.

There is a Canadian writer named Peter Vallieres who actually wrote a book about this. His book called ''White Blacks in America'', and in his book he said that Canadians suffered from socio-economic discriminations because of their race, discriminations that he believes are comparable to what the blacks suffered under slavery in the Southern US.
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You know what...I think you're quite right.
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:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
typo "les Negres Blancs d'Amerique"
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churchlady
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10/11/2012 07:22 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
This thread needs a ''green pin''.
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typo "les Negres Blancs d'Amerique"
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churchlady
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Sacre bleu it supposed to be top secret !


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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Canadians are a distinct race

Look at these guys : they have distinctive Canadian facial features : Strong forehead, big eyebrows, small lips, medium-sized chin.
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OP you're right.

Except that since Duplessis they have all evolved to look exactly like Celine Dion.

They used to all have moustaches, now only the women pluck theirs, that's how you tell males from females.
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Here are some more distinct Canadians...


Fucking Samsqanch



For the LOVE OF FUCK





Gotta Love J Roc



SOOooo True



YEP TRUELY CANADIAN...FUCK OFF EH....
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
LMFAO i clicked it because i thought it said distant


damn these eyes
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Wat? LOL
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10/11/2012 09:04 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Fuck.



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10/11/2012 09:28 PM
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Re: Canadians are a distinct race
Those guys are all quebecois.....french and native are metis.
In Toronto there are a million different races. In a hundred years, there will be a new race: all races mixed together. Pan-racial people.





GLP