fuck you people are dumb.

of course it's Alien road strips.

First, the aliens made these roads 10 miles wide, in very straight lines.

Then they had these roads go every which fucking direction, probably they were high on anal probes.

Of course, while they made these very straight roads (10 miles wide) they weren't smart enough to make the road smooth so had ripples in it that are hundreds of feet deep.

Maybe Lightning Mcqueen was making the roads for the aliens.

idiots