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Marriage is stupid

 
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Marriage is stupid
Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Geez.
Thats so harsh.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Whats wrong? Some little philly break your heart?
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Well aren't you lovable.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Absolute truth.
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Re: Marriage is stupid
Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Whats wrong? Some little philly break your heart?
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No, it was a girl.
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." -- Marcus Aurelius

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Re: Marriage is stupid
Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Whats wrong? Some little philly break your heart?
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No, it was a girl.
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cruise Waiting on someone to get that
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Whats wrong? Some little philly break your heart?
 Quoting: sonic doom


No, it was a girl.
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Damn, beat me to it!

rofl

cheers
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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You are right on except last two sentences.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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To each his own..


I feel the exact opposite. People need to marry for the right reasons and the divorce rate will drop. I love her company.

I can't be alone....please don't leave me alone with my crazy ass thoughts.
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10/08/2012 07:51 PM
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to each their own, i couldnt do it, i have low tolerance levels.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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your just mad cause nobody wants to marry you.....EVER
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Your distaste is a reflection of your own insecurity, Sir Ass. You make the choice, you chose the person, you chose the vow.

So, let us step back a moment to review. You feel you can never find a woman good enough for you, though reality is you are too scared to be vulnerable to a woman, slash you as they might. You reduce love into something that happens in the bedroom, though the unconditional love is a pillar of strength any man can lean upon in the hardest of times. You reduce marriage to sexual attraction, but it is much more than that, it is a joining of wills.

You are too weak to live. Until you find your strength, wander upon your woman hating path, and maybe you will decide to become homosexual, a place that I, as a man who can enjoy the company of women, will never go.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Your distaste is a reflection of your own insecurity, Sir Ass. You make the choice, you chose the person, you chose the vow.

So, let us step back a moment to review. You feel you can never find a woman good enough for you, though reality is you are too scared to be vulnerable to a woman, slash you as they might. You reduce love into something that happens in the bedroom, though the unconditional love is a pillar of strength any man can lean upon in the hardest of times. You reduce marriage to sexual attraction, but it is much more than that, it is a joining of wills.

You are too weak to live. Until you find your strength, wander upon your woman hating path, and maybe you will decide to become homosexual, a place that I, as a man who can enjoy the company of women, will never go.
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I love how you can determine someones sexuality just because they are angry or ranting about something. No one brought up homosexuality but you. Mabey you're the one that's a closet homo. Care to spill it?
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10/08/2012 08:17 PM
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Whats wrong? Some little philly break your heart?
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bet he awoke from his drunken stupor and found he had banged a Transvestite, thats the stanky ass..LOL
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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Whats wrong? Some little philly break your heart?
 Quoting: sonic doom


bet he awoke from his drunken stupor and found he had banged a Transvestite, thats the stanky ass..LOL
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Most likely, How can you even call women these names? They are no doubt one of Gods greatest creations.
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It must really suck to be one of these people that cant manage to find one single person that can stand them for more than a few years...

I am lucky, my soulmate and I ran into each other 18 years ago and have been together since, so we both kind of skipped the whole thing. We have never gone through any marriage ceremony, but have 2 kids and have never seperated or any bullshit like that, so I consider our version of 'marriage' to be infinitely more meaningful than going through some silly ceremony.
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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I love my wife and I love being married. 16 years now. Its the only really good thing in my life, actually. Yeah, she's not as hot as she used to be, but then neither am I.

Believe it or not, priorities change as you get older and "banging a different supermodel each night" is less alluring than it was at age 15 or 20. But real love never stops satisfying, and that's a fact, jack. Hope you get to feel it for yourself someday.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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That's why you're alone.
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Expired driver's license. Why can't a marriage license do that? - Al Bundy
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10/08/2012 08:36 PM
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Go Gay and marry a Man. Someone who is like yourself and will understand you.
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Met on GLP and got married. Couldn't ask for anything better. I'm happy and that is all that matters (to me/us). I hope you find internal happiness and peace too OP!!
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22741000


Your distaste is a reflection of your own insecurity, Sir Ass. You make the choice, you chose the person, you chose the vow.

So, let us step back a moment to review. You feel you can never find a woman good enough for you, though reality is you are too scared to be vulnerable to a woman, slash you as they might. You reduce love into something that happens in the bedroom, though the unconditional love is a pillar of strength any man can lean upon in the hardest of times. You reduce marriage to sexual attraction, but it is much more than that, it is a joining of wills.

You are too weak to live. Until you find your strength, wander upon your woman hating path, and maybe you will decide to become homosexual, a place that I, as a man who can enjoy the company of women, will never go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23917036


I love how you can determine someones sexuality just because they are angry or ranting about something. No one brought up homosexuality but you. Mabey you're the one that's a closet homo. Care to spill it?
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>You are too weak to live

to these christians people do not have success do not even exist. what about the majority of people who got a divorce?
you have no empathy, we do not even exist for you.

wait till u see what is happening to people after they die, who experience divorce. the yahweh god wants to get people like this that think the way he does. he is evil.

people need to resist this god. in 1000 years he will be weaker. this is our only hope
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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your just mad cause nobody wants to marry you.....EVER
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^This^

We've been supremely happy for over 25 years now, but we bath regularly too.
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Why do ppl need to marry someone to live with the person to begin with? Marriage is just another program to add unnecessary stress to a relationship, nothing more.
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Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.
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So you are waiting for gay marriage then OP? cruise

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I would get married, but its not needed imo, Just being together is enough.
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OP is long gone. Good riddance.
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just got rid of the second one. I will never marry again. Loving the single life. That dating site is awesome. Just shop for what interests you. I wish marriage would have worked out, but it's just not for me.
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I feel sorry for any woman to wake up and smell your stank ass for the rest of their life OP.jerkit

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