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Caught my husband jacking off?

 
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buy some toys and put on a show for him. he will be interested in .005 nanoseconds..LOL
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at least he wasn't jacking some other dudes cock.
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I hope I never land a chick like you.

Just for reference the man has been jacking off since he could get the little guy up, you think he's gunna stop because he got married? You can have sex with him as much as you want, still doesn't mean he won't pop one off whenever he likes.

Sometimes men just don't want to have to deal with bitches and rather just pop one off real quick.
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OP It would appear your husband is posting on GLP also ATM

Thread: Marriage is stupid

Can't see the point of marrying someone to spend your entire life with. Except nobody ever stays married for longer than 10 years so why did you get married? I think the worst thing would be to wake up next to the same bitch every day and smell her stank ass. Makes me puke.

Plz don't kill the messenger...
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Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
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How much do they pay you to post this crap? Maybe you'll have some morales in your next life.
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I need to rule out that it is your body. Please post a naked pic of yourself so I can tell if that is the reason.

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Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206893


Op ..... I gotta call BS on you. In a recent thread ...

Thread: I'm recently married to a Chinese man, and he wants to take me to to live with him in China? Should I agree?

You claimed he was chinese, and that you were recently married, and then conceded you hated chinese because they stink and the only reason you married him was because he owns a billion dollar company.

Could be your husband read your previous thread and knows what a bitch you really are. That could explain his behaviour.

fukyeah
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buy some toys and put on a show for him. he will be interested in .005 nanoseconds..LOL
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This is true, a woman who puts a good show will always be appreciated by her man.
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really, this is a discussion to have on glp? get real, every jacks off at some point and in your sex aren't you jacking him off, so you re upset because he is self jacking off, haven't you something better to do with your MIND
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Mybe he's watching porn or he's gay. Sometimes dudes just need to get their shit out and be done. If you expect him to go through some exhausting ritual every time then yea, he'll get sick of it.

Luckily for me my wife understands that most sex is maintenance sex. She'll whip her panties down and be like 'you need to hit it real quick?'. I'm always like that's my girl.

But later I'll make it up to her. Trust that.
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Most women don't get off that easily so they understand men need quickies. Just a fact of life.

As long as you are returning the favor when she's up for it...sounds like you have a good working relationship.

Men jerk off over the wind blowing the right way OP. Don't take it personally.
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really, this is a discussion to have on glp? get real, every jacks off at some point and in your sex aren't you jacking him off, so you re upset because he is self jacking off, haven't you something better to do with your MIND
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Apparently not.

How old are you OP.

No one woman can satisfy a man COMPLETELY. I don't condone cheating...but a private wank in the shower? Come on.

Loosen the reigns a bit honey.
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really, this is a discussion to have on glp? get real, every jacks off at some point and in your sex aren't you jacking him off, so you re upset because he is self jacking off, haven't you something better to do with your MIND
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


Apparently not.

How old are you OP.

No one woman can satisfy a man COMPLETELY. I don't condone cheating...but a private wank in the shower? Come on.

Loosen the reigns a bit honey.
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No joke, I bet 99.9% of us dudes bop the bishop in the shower every once in a while.
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I have news...we have been doing it since 12...we never stop!!! Get it??
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the reason he dont wanna have sex with you is cuz your ass is flat, your pussy stank and u have poop around ur asshole
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buy some toys and put on a show for him. he will be interested in .005 nanoseconds..LOL
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..6 stars for that post..applause2
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Marriage counselor, immediately. He brought up some pretty deep seated issues....
Definitely not made for this world--at least not this century.

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really, this is a discussion to have on glp? get real, every jacks off at some point and in your sex aren't you jacking him off, so you re upset because he is self jacking off, haven't you something better to do with your MIND
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Apparently not.

How old are you OP.

No one woman can satisfy a man COMPLETELY. I don't condone cheating...but a private wank in the shower? Come on.

Loosen the reigns a bit honey.
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No joke, I bet 99.9% of us dudes bop the bishop in the shower every once in a while.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Well, we ladies sneak one in every now and then behind y'all's backs as well.

I get the feeling you'd be ok with that though.

LOL!
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Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206893


dont make a big deal out f it, andyou dont need couselling.

men react to the tyranical institutions of expectation via self destruction.

here's the reasons married men jerk off:

1. Forbidden erotica (gay, cuck, etc) that they could NEVER really engage in.

2. no one to please but themselves, simple easy, to the point.

3. the need to destroy oneself; the nee to collapse your own institution. it's a guy thing. just.... dont go there.

i guess he is over 40.
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really, this is a discussion to have on glp? get real, every jacks off at some point and in your sex aren't you jacking him off, so you re upset because he is self jacking off, haven't you something better to do with your MIND
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


Apparently not.

How old are you OP.

No one woman can satisfy a man COMPLETELY. I don't condone cheating...but a private wank in the shower? Come on.

Loosen the reigns a bit honey.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


No joke, I bet 99.9% of us dudes bop the bishop in the shower every once in a while.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Well, we ladies sneak one in every now and then behind y'all's backs as well.

I get the feeling you'd be ok with that though.

LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


Hey, no one loves you like you. Sneak one in every once in a while.hf
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I did not read anything in this topic so far, but had to post to say that the first thing that came to mind when reading the topic was:

"Catching a man jacking off is like catching him farting, what is the big deal?"
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join him in the shower and jerk off with him
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lmao
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Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206893


Op ..... I gotta call BS on you. In a recent thread ...

Thread: I'm recently married to a Chinese man, and he wants to take me to to live with him in China? Should I agree?

You claimed he was chinese, and that you were recently married, and then conceded you hated chinese because they stink and the only reason you married him was because he owns a billion dollar company.

Could be your husband read your previous thread and knows what a bitch you really are. That could explain his behaviour.

:fukyeah:
 Quoting: Rickster58


OK wow. Didn't read this before I posted my last couple of responses.

Entirely different issues here.

Or a sex troll.

Either way....
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Apparently not.

How old are you OP.

No one woman can satisfy a man COMPLETELY. I don't condone cheating...but a private wank in the shower? Come on.

Loosen the reigns a bit honey.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


No joke, I bet 99.9% of us dudes bop the bishop in the shower every once in a while.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Well, we ladies sneak one in every now and then behind y'all's backs as well.

I get the feeling you'd be ok with that though.

LOL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


Hey, no one loves you like you. Sneak one in every once in a while.hf
 Quoting: sonic doom


Right?
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The only reason this is being discussed is because the poor guy got caught, then you probably trampled him crippled with downright atrocious questions. Like a fucking interegation.

He went nuts, told u a bunch of guy talk in a helpless emotional enviorment you have created. When all this poor man wanted to do is get rid of a headache!

Meanwhile minding his own business in a shower! Its called privacy, not controlled "open" relationship, where each of you bend over for each other walking on eggshells ReALlY!

Let the man be a MAN! Sheeesh!
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pics or never happen !!
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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


lmao
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OP is another fucking sex wacko !!

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So how much are you getting paid to post stuff like this?
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If she's not...
I just wasted about 3 minutes of life that could have been avoided.

I have no idea what kind of advice I would give if this was a true story.


That sucks,

I'm sorry!

Take care.

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