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Caught my husband jacking off?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/08/2012 11:19 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Listen here OP, if he's jerking alone he's 110% thinking of a woman other than you while doing it. Many men need to fuck women other this their wives, but they understand hat they can't actually do it in real life. So, they jerk off when you are not home and they have visions of other women in their minds when they jerk. Often times its your friends or coworkers that they are jerk fucking.

It's usually happens whe the sex he is getting from you no longer excites him. He is on the hunt for some strange.

Basically, two options.

End it and let him get his fuck on with other women.

Or

Let him have a weekend fuckfest with another woman.
Anonymous Coward
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10/08/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
were you drunk? seriously...

seems like the only time my wife wants sex is when she has downed 3 litres of wine and can barely stand. it disgusts me to no end and i have taken matters in my own hands the better part of the year now.

he is either cheating, lost interest or you have done something to turn him off he can't get over.
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10/08/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
You should have went in there and helped him out. Find your inner sexy.
Anonymous Coward
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10/08/2012 11:56 PM
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Maybe if you weren't such an ugly woman, and you actually tried to satisfy your husband, he wouldn't have to masturbate?

The hypocrisy and man-hatred of you western women just disgusts me.

No intelligent man should EVER get married, especially to western women. Western women are the worst women on earth.
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agreed

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Little Fish

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10/08/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
dont make a big deal out f it, andyou dont need couselling.

men react to the tyranical institutions of expectation via self destruction.

here's the reasons married men jerk off:

1. Forbidden erotica (gay, cuck, etc) that they could NEVER really engage in.

2. no one to please but themselves, simple easy, to the point.

3. the need to destroy oneself; the nee to collapse your own institution. it's a guy thing. just.... dont go there.

i guess he is over 40.
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wtf I'm a girl and I know this list is crap. Why would catching your man jerking it be a bad thing? I'd be more concerned if he never jerked it. Try offering to help him out next time.
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10/08/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
I've noticed the past few months my girlfriend also wishes to only sex when she is annebriated.

At first I went along because she's more fun in the sack after drinking. But lately it's becoming a problem for me.

I'm a man been with this girl for 9 years and I need sex at least once weekly. Twice would be great.

So... On a slightly different topic. What's up with a girlfriend that will only sex when drinking?

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