i love the way a smoker harps on and on about the dangers of radiation from Japan the sparks up a ciggie.

you going to have sex with your fat pig tonight?

hey mental case, im talking to you! did your fat pig of a wife marry you out of pity?
i doubt a pretty lady would be interested in a complete fuck up like you eh!!!

drink heavily, beat your wife and hate hate hate hate!!!

you complete and utter fucking asshole!!!