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Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets?

 
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Is God telling us he wants Tim Tebow to start for the New York Jets?
Mark this under the "you've-got-to-be-kidding-me" category.

While the New York -- and national -- media still debate whether former Gators star and all-around-Christian-guy Tim Tebow should replace Mark Sanchez as the Jets' starting quarterback, maybe we're getting some feedback from a higher power.

Check this out: In the latest NFL stats, Sanchez's quaterback rating is 66.6. Read that again. 66.6.

He's also thrown for 6 TDs, has 6 INTs and has a 6.6 yards per pass average. (Check out Sanchez's stats if you don't believe us.)

A little spooky, huh?

Despite the all-in-fun illustration at the top, we'd don't really think Sanchez is the devil. Neither does Tebow, right Tim? Uh, Tim?

"Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39," Tebow tweeted before Monday night's game.

OK, I give up. Start Tebow!



oh yea sanchez's jersey number is #6
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Big time jets fan here,

and to clarify i myself don't think Tebow should start



but its not a long stretch to say God hates the Jets
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Bump for Jets fans..... oh discordia
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God doesn't care about foolsball

Except for the fact how he might hate how the sheep are distracted by it

Last Edited by Daersoulkeeper on 10/09/2012 04:20 PM
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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God doesn't care about foolsball

Except for the fact how he might hate how the sheep are distracted by it
 Quoting: Daersoulkeeper





Nope, he does love Football, like he loves all earthly things... You don't like it!

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If their is a god.. im sure he has more important things..
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Indubitably!
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lol, no

He is a "saints" fan, that's why they are getting railroaded by the "dark side".

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Ifind the fact that "Tim Tebow" now plays for the "New York Jets"

Jets? New York? 666th game?

damned
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Everyone can talk shit about Tebow all they want, the bottom line is the guy fuckin wins.If the jets put him in they will start winning.I don't think god has anything to do with it.He very talented and the def coaches don't know how to attack him, for fuck sake he can outrun vick.
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And the 666 game was won by the Texans, who's logo is a bull, throughout history the devil has been shown to have horns. Also the new York JETS (911) vs. Texans (bush goons) I know I'm reaching but I think everything happens for a reason, whether we fully understand it or not.
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Even Tim Tebow can't save the jets. Their doomed.
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