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Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 07:11 PM
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help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Hi, how can I go back to 1965?? I want to live the entire '68 thing where girls were hairy like bears but candid as lambs. There was no aids and most stds, so free sex was a common pratice. Then I will survive the entire '70s and finally approach the magic '80s I'm going to attend every Queen concert from 1976 to 1986. I'll be dead by the end of 1996.
Any suggestions??
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10/09/2012 07:12 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Well sir you have come to the right place for information..

what you want to do is head down to wal-mart and purchase a shotgun, this will allow you to travel to any point in time , even the future!!! if used correctly of course...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/09/2012 07:16 PM
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Well sir you have come to the right place for information..

what you want to do is head down to wal-mart and purchase a shotgun, this will allow you to travel to any point in time , even the future!!! if used correctly of course...
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thank you for this information.
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10/09/2012 07:17 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Well sir you have come to the right place for information..

what you want to do is head down to wal-mart and purchase a shotgun, this will allow you to travel to any point in time , even the future!!! if used correctly of course...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24108738


thank you for this information.
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yessir
my2centsworth

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10/09/2012 07:19 PM

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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
In Canada, the late 70's and early 80's were the beginning of the end.. we lost a huge portion of our industrial base, to the US.. the 50's and 60's were also hard times here for many people. Every age has it's good and it's bad.. I think you're better off in the age you are.

Your memories of the 70's and 80's might be great, but then, you hadn't figured a lot of this shit out back then.. Now you know more about what is happening. Your innocence has been shattered right along with ours. That innocence will never come back.. best to move on and make the best of what you've got today.
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10/09/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
no iphones no facebook. wtf. are you mad. listen to some hip hop man.
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10/09/2012 07:25 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
no iphones no facebook. wtf. are you mad. listen to some hip hop man.
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Hairy armpits and wild sex are better than iCrap or facebook.
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10/09/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
no iphones no facebook.
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Heaven.
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10/09/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
no iphones no facebook. wtf. are you mad. listen to some hip hop man.
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Hairy armpits and wild sex are better than iCrap or facebook.
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Take out the hairy pits and I'm with you.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 07:36 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
You are going to have to find a Delorean, attach a Mr Fusion unit to it, fill it up with old banana peels and empty pepsi cans, and reach a speed of 88mph. Oh, and a time clock so you can adjust your trajectory to 1965.

You're welcome
Zadye

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10/09/2012 07:49 PM

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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
I agree OP. Although, the reasons are vastly different. lol

Sometimes when I think back, it's like the past is in
another dimension and I can almost get there...
I can't really explain it but it seems like it should
be easy if we could just figure out how to do it.

Kind of like that movie Somewhere In Time.

I did a google earth of a small town I lived in for
a while when I was a kid. It hasn't changed much.
But, it gave me an overwhelming feeling of wanting to
live there in the now.

But, as they say, "you can never go home again". ((sigh))
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Gentle and loving sex - even wild sex is the most important part of life. The 60's had lots of drugs available legally and they really helped with sex, but I didn't learn this until they made them illegal.

It's time to dedicate your life to sex and drugs, and the gentle music of 67-69. The cars were better then - you could work on them and customize them.

Imagine - going back there with some of today's skanks!
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10/09/2012 08:39 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Make sure you don't end up on a plane to Vietnam...I agree dial in the time machine to the summer of love baby!
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10/09/2012 09:02 PM
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Make sure you don't end up on a plane to Vietnam...I agree dial in the time machine to the summer of love baby!
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Even that would be good. If I knew then what I know now about Vietnamese girls, I would have gone there then.
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10/09/2012 09:24 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Summer of Love was the summer of waste. Many people died of drug overdoses and those who didn't damaged their brains forever. They are the airhead baby boomer Obama voters of today. STD's WERE rampant. Penicillan was available but many never went to the doctor and just ended up sterile. Suicides were also common. Not a few young people died on "trips" jumping off buildings or out windows, thinking they could fly.

Those who weren't in a Manson type cult were traveling to Haight-Ashbury thinking they could just live on the streets. Many from across the country were under the mistaken impression that California was WARM all the time. So...they died of hypothermia on the streets. A former policeman there talked about a generation of young people starving, doped up, sick and suffering in the Haight. Their summer of love was lived in filth - human feces, urine, lice, STD's, - all the same excrement that enveloped Woodstock. Woodstock NY where regular folks had to watch drug crazed teens copulating on their front yards.

Watching society implode, which it did - totally - morally - was extremely depressing, best expressed in this song, that may have seemed inspirational to some, but was just a sad reflection of a lost society losing their faith.
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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10/09/2012 09:26 PM
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Summer of Love was the summer of waste. Many people died of drug overdoses and those who didn't damaged their brains forever. They are the airhead baby boomer Obama voters of today. STD's WERE rampant. Penicillan was available but many never went to the doctor and just ended up sterile. Suicides were also common. Not a few young people died on "trips" jumping off buildings or out windows, thinking they could fly.

Those who weren't in a Manson type cult were traveling to Haight-Ashbury thinking they could just live on the streets. Many from across the country were under the mistaken impression that California was WARM all the time. So...they died of hypothermia on the streets. A former policeman there talked about a generation of young people starving, doped up, sick and suffering in the Haight. Their summer of love was lived in filth - human feces, urine, lice, STD's, - all the same excrement that enveloped Woodstock. Woodstock NY where regular folks had to watch drug crazed teens copulating on their front yards.

Watching society implode, which it did - totally - morally - was extremely depressing, best expressed in this song, that may have seemed inspirational to some, but was just a sad reflection of a lost society losing their faith.
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23681832


a generation that grew up in security and prosperity, and CHOSE to chuck it all to hell.
Billy_Sastard

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10/09/2012 09:33 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
You are going to have to find a Delorean, attach a Mr Fusion unit to it, fill it up with old banana peels and empty pepsi cans, and reach a speed of 88mph. Oh, and a time clock so you can adjust your trajectory to 1965.

You're welcome
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18479948


You ain't goin' NOWHERE without a flux capacitor man...
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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10/09/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Make sure you don't end up on a plane to Vietnam...I agree dial in the time machine to the summer of love baby!
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Even that would be good. If I knew then what I know now about Vietnamese girls, I would have gone there then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25274010


What do you know about vietnamese girls??
Zombietard

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10/09/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
no iphones no facebook.
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Heaven.
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And not mobile phones either!!banana2 Heaven really.hf
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10/09/2012 09:41 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
say 'theres no place like home' 3 times and snort a line of pure cocaine off a virgins pussy.. then eat the pussy and fuck her till you cum back home.. this is the only way to do it ;)
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10/09/2012 09:42 PM

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Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 09:43 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
Hi, how can I go back to 1965?? I want to live the entire '68 thing where girls were hairy like bears but candid as lambs. There was no aids and most stds, so free sex was a common pratice. Then I will survive the entire '70s and finally approach the magic '80s I'm going to attend every Queen concert from 1976 to 1986. I'll be dead by the end of 1996.
Any suggestions??
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Were you totally stoned back then, we were not hairy.
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Top Hat

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10/09/2012 09:48 PM

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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
I'm 52. Conservative. White.
I experienced something recently very similar to your post. I swear I time traveled.
I went to Boulder Colorado, Red Rock Amphitheater. Holy shit. The hippy movement is alive and well there.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 09:49 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
I didn't live that period. I'm not that old. My generation grew in fear of aids, hepatitis etc. I just want to move back to a period where fucking an hairy skank bareback was relatively safe.
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10/09/2012 09:53 PM
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Re: help me going back to 1965 where I belong
I didn't live that period. I'm not that old. My generation grew in fear of aids, hepatitis etc. I just want to move back to a period where fucking an hairy skank bareback was relatively safe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25275159


Good luck with that delusion.

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