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I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush

 
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10/09/2012 09:34 PM
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I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
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10/09/2012 09:36 PM

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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places".
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10/09/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


To be sure she's doing that shit you should setup a spycam and see what happens.
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10/09/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Soak it in cayenne pepper juice and see what happens.
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Soak it in cayenne pepper juice and see what happens.
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10/09/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


What is a tothbrush?
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
So what's the problemcruise
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10/09/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Maybe she is cleaning the toilet with it..
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10/09/2012 09:42 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Maybe she is cleaning the toilet with it..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25216007


cruise
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10/09/2012 09:44 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
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chuckle
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
 Quoting: train


chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23367695


This is typical here.
yahwehs princess
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10/09/2012 09:46 PM
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PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!SmileyWink
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10/09/2012 09:49 PM

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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Hey, 31,000 strokes per minute.. if i was a woman, i'd be tempted too.
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10/09/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
OH Crap!!!!

I read your title and actually Laughed Out Loud.

My wife looked at me and said "whats so funny?"
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Here's how to tell -- Tell her to put on something skimpy so you can see her nipples. Load up a movie and keep your toothbrush in your pocket. While watching the movie, pull out the toothbrush and look at her nipples..If they get hard, she's baitin with your brush dude.
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10/09/2012 09:57 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


Soak it in some yeast every day before you leave the house and if you see mushrooms sticking out of her thong, you will have your answer.
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10/09/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


Soak it in some yeast every day before you leave the house and if you see mushrooms sticking out of her thong, you will have your answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24844915


Goofballs, she used it to brush her teeth, otherwise, you are a lousy lay and she's desperate.
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10/09/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


Soak it in some yeast every day before you leave the house and if you see mushrooms sticking out of her thong, you will have your answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24844915


No ^^^^that^^^^ post is a new low for this forum...
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10/09/2012 10:05 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


Soak it in some yeast every day before you leave the house and if you see mushrooms sticking out of her thong, you will have your answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24844915


No ^^^^that^^^^ post is a new low for this forum...
 Quoting: DarbyDoom


Jay Leno once said that women could avoid yeast infections by placing their panties in the microwave on high for two minutes.

He warned though, if she already has a yeast infection, she will end up with some warm cotton croissants.
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10/09/2012 10:05 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
just tell her to use her own brush on your sonicare or buy her her own.
maybe you want to integrate this gadget into foreplay as a surprise ?
as a woman (who also has a sonicare): :)
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10/09/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


Soak it in some yeast every day before you leave the house and if you see mushrooms sticking out of her thong, you will have your answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24844915


No ^^^^that^^^^ post is a new low for this forum...
 Quoting: DarbyDoom


Jay Leno once said that women could avoid yeast infections by placing their panties in the microwave on high for two minutes.

He warned though, if she already has a yeast infection, she will end up with some warm cotton croissants.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24844915


LOL, That's so fucking disgusting.
eve incognito
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10/09/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!SmileyWink
 Quoting: yahwehs princess 23672607


yah what yhwh biatch said:)
eve incognito
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10/09/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Here's how to tell -- Tell her to put on something skimpy so you can see her nipples. Load up a movie and keep your toothbrush in your pocket. While watching the movie, pull out the toothbrush and look at her nipples..If they get hard, she's baitin with your brush dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17544037


excelent point!
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10/09/2012 10:30 PM
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
 Quoting: train


I just had to click on it lmfao u freak
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10/09/2012 10:31 PM
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
 Quoting: train


I just had to click on it lmfao u freak
 Quoting: Texasboy


Is there a GLP book of records?
Texasboy

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10/09/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
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Pin this shit


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Snarf

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10/09/2012 10:37 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Hey op, do you sleepwalk? If so, does your asshole smell like toothpaste in the morning?
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10/09/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
[link to www.youtube.com]

Let the brush do all the work.
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10/09/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Hope anal isn't her favorite.
SOFA-KING-COOL

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10/09/2012 10:46 PM

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all the toothpaste in heaven and hell, wont get rid of that fishy smell
SLAM THAT CLAM
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10/09/2012 10:47 PM
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all the toothpaste in heaven and hell, wont get rid of that fishy smell
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


There is no fishy smell without the man contribution.

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