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I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush

 
Anonymous Coward
10/09/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
So...what's your problem OP?
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Yeah, why not join in and take turns?
SOFA-KING-COOL

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10/09/2012 10:51 PM

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all the toothpaste in heaven and hell, wont get rid of that fishy smell
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


There is no fishy smell without the man contribution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17252013


newsflash: vagina smells like fish
SLAM THAT CLAM
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 10:52 PM
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all the toothpaste in heaven and hell, wont get rid of that fishy smell
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


There is no fishy smell without the man contribution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17252013


newsflash: vagina smells like fish
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


Newsflash..no it doesn't.
weasel keeper

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10/09/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Hey, 31,000 strokes per minute.. if i was a woman, i'd be tempted too.
 Quoting: cosman


That's gonna wear the skin off that G-spot!redface
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:02 PM
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Hey, 31,000 strokes per minute.. if i was a woman, i'd be tempted too.
 Quoting: cosman


That's gonna wear the skin off that G-spot!redface
 Quoting: weasel keeper


Depends on how tough the lady is. ;)
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:08 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
all the toothpaste in heaven and hell, wont get rid of that fishy smell
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


There is no fishy smell without the man contribution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17252013


newsflash: vagina smells like fish
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


True story! Fish never smelled till women went swimming.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:10 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
all the toothpaste in heaven and hell, wont get rid of that fishy smell
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


There is no fishy smell without the man contribution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17252013


newsflash: vagina smells like fish
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


True story! Fish never smelled till women went swimming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24844915


iamwith
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10/09/2012 11:10 PM
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
 Quoting: train


Not yet....
she probably prefers anal.
weasel keeper

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10/09/2012 11:11 PM
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Hey, 31,000 strokes per minute.. if i was a woman, i'd be tempted too.
 Quoting: cosman


That's gonna wear the skin off that G-spot!redface
 Quoting: weasel keeper


Depends on how tough the lady is. ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17252013


Or how long it takes her to get off!
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:12 PM
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It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


Buy those 1 dollar electric toothbrushes that run on batteries from the dollar store. Ask me how I know this:P
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Look at it this way, she won't have to go the gynocologist anymore - she can get both cavities check while at the dentist!

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10/09/2012 11:14 PM
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
 Quoting: train


Not yet....
she probably prefers anal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21425114


Maybe she was using the electric toothbrush to polish all the wedding rings....left behind...

....from the bowling team....

....who fingered her ass.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:15 PM
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It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8829646


LMAO - me too. And I thought I was alone in this world.
Sirpipsalot
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10/09/2012 11:15 PM
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lmaololrofllaugh
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:19 PM
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Maybe her black boyfriend has a chrome penis stud. Those have to be polished after sex or they rust. ewwww Think about that next time you're brushing your grill.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:20 PM
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If it smells like fish.....get a dish !
If it smells like cologne.....leave it alone !
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:24 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Maybe she's brushing the teeth in her vagina..
einsteinsfly

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10/09/2012 11:27 PM
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My advice:
Buy her a cute little vibrator.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
You better check the garage to see if the sawzall is in the same spot.
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
My advice:
Buy her a cute little vibrator.

 Quoting: einsteinsfly


Why not buy a vibrating tampon and kill two birds with one stone?
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
What the hell is wrong with you people!
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
What the hell is wrong with you people!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14645782


The gun disease gingivitis...


In her vagina.
Anonymous Coward
10/09/2012 11:52 PM
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What the hell is wrong with you people!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14645782


shill
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10/09/2012 11:53 PM
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Maybe she's brushing the teeth in her vagina..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24859396


spock
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
I think my wife uses my sinicare to scrub the toilet!
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 11:56 PM
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Maybe she's brushing the teeth in her vagina..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24859396


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Anonymous Coward
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10/11/2012 12:46 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF!
Anonymous Coward
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10/11/2012 01:20 AM
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viral marketing?
Anonymous Coward
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10/11/2012 01:51 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Get one of those detachable shower nozzles and she'll leave your toothbrush alone. The water bill may go up a bit though.

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