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I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/11/2012 01:59 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Look at it this way, she won't have to go the gynocologist anymore - she can get both cavities check while at the dentist!

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HA !

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10/11/2012 02:07 AM
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
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Are you kidding? Best thread title Ive read all night...


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10/11/2012 03:39 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Lick it, that'll tell you one way or another pretty quick. And its not like you never tasted that pie before.
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10/11/2012 03:59 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
A light coating of Tobasco sauce should stop her.
Reminds me of the story about a couple that went on vacation to Jamaica , bad tippers they were. When they got home and developed their film they found pictures of someones hiney with one of their tooth brushes in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(maid)
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !
It really happened because someone told it to me, that they heard it from someone else ,means it's true for sure !


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10/13/2012 09:25 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
I love my sonicare, I have three separate heads,lol.

I can tell you that using it on my clit= squirting orgasms!

Then riding my husband while he works over my clit= gushing wet bed orgasms.

OP, maybe ask if she wants to get adventurious with it!
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10/13/2012 09:44 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Soak it in cayenne pepper juice and see what happens.
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Great idea! case of the hot twat, problem solved.
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10/13/2012 09:59 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
I love my sonicare, I have three separate heads,lol.

I can tell you that using it on my clit= squirting orgasms!

Then riding my husband while he works over my clit= gushing wet bed orgasms.

OP, maybe ask if she wants to get adventurious with it!
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ew, TMI
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10/13/2012 10:04 AM
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No longer "minty-fresh", eh?
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10/13/2012 10:26 AM
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Ya'll been visited by the troll fairy.
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10/13/2012 10:30 AM
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Anal Probing scream
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10/13/2012 10:39 AM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
Sounds like she is marking her territory. Like an animal. You're her man, and she is going to make sure you taste her all day or something. Bon appetite... lol.
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10/14/2012 04:27 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
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Did you notice something different in your breath ?
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10/14/2012 04:30 PM
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We have reached a new low on this forum. . . .
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Do your balls smell like A1 sauce?
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10/14/2012 04:32 PM
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Re: I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush
If your best friend says your breath reminds him of something, maybe you should start being very suspicious...
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It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
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1rof1 1rof1lmaololsignlolatu BLAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....THATS JUST TOO EWWWWW!!!
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It's always in a slightly different position from where I leave it in the morning, and when I use it, it smells kinda "funny".
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1rof1 1rof1lmaololsignlolatu BLAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....THATS JUST TOO EWWWWW!!!

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