I still think my wife is masturbating with my Sonicare tothbrush

So...what's your problem OP?

Yeah, why not join in and take turns?

newsflash: vagina smells like fish

Newsflash..no it doesn't.

That's gonna wear the skin off that G-spot!

Depends on how tough the lady is. ;)

Not yet....
she probably prefers anal.

Or how long it takes her to get off!

Buy those 1 dollar electric toothbrushes that run on batteries from the dollar store. Ask me how I know this:P

Look at it this way, she won't have to go the gynocologist anymore - she can get both cavities check while at the dentist!

Maybe she was using the electric toothbrush to polish all the wedding rings....left behind...

....from the bowling team....

....who fingered her ass.

LMAO - me too. And I thought I was alone in this world.

Maybe her black boyfriend has a chrome penis stud. Those have to be polished after sex or they rust. ewwww Think about that next time you're brushing your grill.

If it smells like fish.....get a dish !
If it smells like cologne.....leave it alone !

Maybe she's brushing the teeth in her vagina..

My advice:
Buy her a cute little vibrator.

You better check the garage to see if the sawzall is in the same spot.

Why not buy a vibrating tampon and kill two birds with one stone?

What the hell is wrong with you people!

The gun disease gingivitis...


In her vagina.

I think my wife uses my sinicare to scrub the toilet!

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Get one of those detachable shower nozzles and she'll leave your toothbrush alone. The water bill may go up a bit though.