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My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?

 
TraderRob

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10/09/2012 09:37 PM

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My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Alien Abductions... The Unsolved Mystery.

Non-Fiction.

By Lisa Wade McCormic.

That is all I need... a 7 year old girl having nightmares.
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10/09/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
but the truth is the truth
next up[ remind her god and santa claus the easter bunny jesus and all the rest are fake to.
""down to earth""
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Your kids teacher is a GLP'er. lol
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10/09/2012 09:41 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
What?! No way, as assignment?
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10/09/2012 09:50 PM

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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
My 8th grader had an English assignment today and this was it: Where You Are From - how to convince an alien you are human - show don't tell. If you don't convince the alien you are human, it will suck your brain out from your eye sockets.

I am dead serious. The kid is in a private school here in CT. A very pricey private school. I guess I'm an asshole for paying for that kind of bullshit.

What he thought of as convincing: Crying and begging for mercy, puking from crying so much, burping, and farting. Like I said, he's an 8th grade boy... .

That should convince an alien he is human... .

I agree with OP - WTF?!
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10/09/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Alien Abductions... The Unsolved Mystery.

Non-Fiction.

By Lisa Wade McCormic.

That is all I need... a 7 year old girl having nightmares.
 Quoting: TraderRob


Would be wonderful if everything stays only in the nightmares! Better you put a couple of CCTV cameras in her room just to make sure that she won't be getting visited by those little Grey devils.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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10/09/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
conditioning for the great hoax (alien invasion) soon to be perpetrated by the soon to rule the world anti-christ.
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10/09/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Sure she didn't get it from the school library? One of the older students may have requested to order that book for the school..It could have also been donated..etc..

Liberal schools generally are much more relaxed on what can be introduced in the library. Usually, anything but sex and extreme violence is ok.
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10/09/2012 10:19 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Oh my gosh...what a cool teacher! I would be so happy to have a teacher send me home with a book like that when I was a 2nd grader...nightmares or not!
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
LOL! Teacher is making fun of Daddy/Mommy's obsession with GLP.
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10/09/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
The new thing is to convince you (Ancient Aliens) that your history and identity comes from aliens of another planet.

Is it no surprise that schools are pushing the same identity on your children?
TraderRob (OP)

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10/09/2012 10:28 PM

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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Sure she didn't get it from the school library? One of the older students may have requested to order that book for the school..It could have also been donated..etc..

Liberal schools generally are much more relaxed on what can be introduced in the library. Usually, anything but sex and extreme violence is ok.
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She did get it from the library. Every kid in the class gets one every Tuesday -- approved by the teacher -- to read and get credit for.

Seems a little 'out there' for a 2nd grader.
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10/09/2012 10:29 PM

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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Sure she didn't get it from the school library? One of the older students may have requested to order that book for the school..It could have also been donated..etc..

Liberal schools generally are much more relaxed on what can be introduced in the library. Usually, anything but sex and extreme violence is ok.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17544037


She did get it from the library. Every kid in the class gets one every Tuesday -- approved by the teacher -- to read and get credit for.

Seems a little 'out there' for a 2nd grader.
 Quoting: TraderRob


So your girl picked it out, and the teacher approved it?
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10/09/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Would not let my daughter read that. Some stories still freak ME out.
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10/09/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: My 2nd Grader sent home with a book.... 'Alien Abductions'.... WTF?
Rip out the page with the Anal Rape scene

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