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I am a Buddha, anyone want to help me?

 
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If you the Buddha kill him
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if you are buddah, then kill yourself and prove it.
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No, because I'm waiting for you to strike me down

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I am an enlightened being/ascended master. I am here to renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone. Words alone are only a small part of our communication, yet we should have some interesting interaction nonetheless. So feel free to ask me anything, and remember that everything I write is not truth. That is the zen of unity, there is no truth, only possibility. After all, it's the possibility that makes our "universe" exist.
 Quoting: Amitabha


/StickWhack
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Is that the sound of doubt? I cannot deceive you, only you create deception.
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No disrespect, but stinky zen is stinky.
 Quoting: Eternium


And that is why I'm other than zen as well. emptiness loses meaning in zen because gain/lose is part of the illusion.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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If you the Buddha kill him
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I love you too much to take that privilege from you.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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You wouldn't need to be here if you were a Buddha ;) but don't worry I won't tell your secret.
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If the tao is wu wei
And the Sun is dark
Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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You wouldn't need to be here if you were a Buddha ;) but don't worry I won't tell your secret.
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Haha, that is true too. But I decided to come here to transmute the energies here into enlightened gold, it's very fun for me. Fun and humour is all alchemy really is, you take the suffering of your ego, the base metal, and you laugh it, you transmute into golden laughter. a feeling of lightness that fills you up and spreads too everyone around when it is truly pure.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

unityshift.blogspot.com
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If the tao is wu wei
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Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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If the tao is wu wei
And the Sun is dark
Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
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/StickWhack
Tatvamasi. Empty and marvelous
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quack quack
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meow meow, pechow pechow..
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If the tao is wu wei
And the Sun is dark
Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
 Quoting: Amitabha


/StickWhack
 Quoting: Eternium


are you attached to stick whack? Is that a way of shrugging off what is unacceptable to your current idea of self?
Sometimes it is good to look at what you thought was bad.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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If the tao is wu wei
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Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
 Quoting: Amitabha


i fart to release the carcass of demons i have consumed in recent time.. there is something for you to put in your pipe and smoke little buddha..hiding
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We cast doubt on the man who is one with god because we forget we are one with that man.
I love those who question my awakening,
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If the tao is wu wei
And the Sun is dark
Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
 Quoting: Amitabha


i fart to release the carcass of demons i have consumed in recent time.. there is something for you to put in your pipe and smoke little buddha..hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23207408



And I laugh at your fart
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

unityshift.blogspot.com
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You wouldn't need to be here if you were a Buddha ;) but don't worry I won't tell your secret.
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Haha, that is true too. But I decided to come here to transmute the energies here into enlightened gold, it's very fun for me. Fun and humour is all alchemy really is, you take the suffering of your ego, the base metal, and you laugh it, you transmute into golden laughter. a feeling of lightness that fills you up and spreads too everyone around when it is truly pure.
 Quoting: Amitabha


I called you out, but I still like you and agree with everything you've said. Friends.
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If the tao is wu wei
And the Sun is dark
Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?
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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
 Quoting: Amitabha


i fart to release the carcass of demons i have consumed in recent time.. there is something for you to put in your pipe and smoke little buddha..hiding
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And I laugh at your fart
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yes they are funny ;)hiding
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You wouldn't need to be here if you were a Buddha ;) but don't worry I won't tell your secret.
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Haha, that is true too. But I decided to come here to transmute the energies here into enlightened gold, it's very fun for me. Fun and humour is all alchemy really is, you take the suffering of your ego, the base metal, and you laugh it, you transmute into golden laughter. a feeling of lightness that fills you up and spreads too everyone around when it is truly pure.
 Quoting: Amitabha


I called you out, but I still like you and agree with everything you've said. Friends.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23953626


We are meant to be friends for time eternal, that is the gift of seeing through time as linear. You see that all possibilities you labeled as before/after are always the eternal now.

When you let go of fear
you'll find your truly near
thy will be done on earth when heaven is here.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/10/2012 10:39 PM
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Are you a vegetarian?


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ahaha! What do I need? that is an ancient question. What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality, and because of this I can enjoy the duality knowing the picture of oneness. Spirit aligned my destiny to have a perfect mix of suffering and pleasure for my realization to manifest. It created me as much as I created it. What is the meaning of life? meaning is something you create, life creates you and you have the option to create it, maybe the meaning of life is the creation of the option to create? or maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality.
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Ah! but, as you started you asked: "anyone want to help me?"

Therefore, I responded:

"I might be pleased to help you. What do you need?" for, of course, I could not know what you might ask.

You said "What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality."

My thought is that you are possibly there, then. It is your reality.

This is a modern world; we cannot all be ascetics.

I suspect that in order to sustain yourself, there are certain conditions which need to be met, such as shelter, food, and a means to support these things.

Consider these needs according to their substance. If your choices are not ostensively lavish, you can discount these as "needs you need less of."

Perhaps some of the balance of your suffering is reconciling need from "something that must be."

And, "maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality." It seems that this exactly what you are doing at this very moment, here.

If you truly are here to "renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone," I can seethe possibility that you are already succeeding in your goal...for you have led me to contemplate something I would not otherwise have considered this day.

cool2

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A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.
 Quoting: Amitabha


i fart to release the carcass of demons i have consumed in recent time.. there is something for you to put in your pipe and smoke little buddha..hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23207408



And I laugh at your fart
 Quoting: Amitabha


yes they are funny ;)hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23207408


and that is the transmutation. we are not meant to conflict, so stop seeing conflict. It is the pattern of the flower of life, it must move through duality to further unity centers.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

unityshift.blogspot.com
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I might be pleased to help you.

What do you need? hf
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Someone to believe the bullshit he says.
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Re: I am a Buddha, anyone want to help me?
ahaha! What do I need? that is an ancient question. What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality, and because of this I can enjoy the duality knowing the picture of oneness. Spirit aligned my destiny to have a perfect mix of suffering and pleasure for my realization to manifest. It created me as much as I created it. What is the meaning of life? meaning is something you create, life creates you and you have the option to create it, maybe the meaning of life is the creation of the option to create? or maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality.
 Quoting: Amitabha




Ah! but, as you started you asked: "anyone want to help me?"

Therefore, I responded:

"I might be pleased to help you. What do you need?" for, of course, I could not know what you might ask.

You said "What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality."

My thought is that you are possibly there, then. It is your reality.

This is a modern world; we cannot all be ascetics.

I suspect that in order to sustain yourself, there are certain conditions which need to be met, such as shelter, food, and a means to support these things.

Consider these needs according to their substance. If your choices are not ostensively lavish, you can discount these as "needs you need less."

Perhaps some of the balance of your suffering is reconciling need from "something that must be."

And, "maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality." It seems that this exactly what you are doing at this very moment, here.

If you truly are here to "renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone," I can seethe possibility that you are already succeeding in your goal...for you have led me to contemplate something I would not otherwise have considered this day.

cool2
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Yes, then the new age is really here. But by maintaining mindfulness and proper action our bodies stay more in balance, they conduct energy better when we are free of stress. I actually have always been materially privileged, yet living in a world where I know this is not the case for everyone really wakes you up. Maybe it makes us see the material is not really what we want, when we are in touch with the earth wisdom, or maybe it makes us see how beautiful duality can really be, and once we are in the state of beauty, balance, we open ourselves to unity. It is truly amazing when you reach the moment where it all makes sense, having let go of craving to understand.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

unityshift.blogspot.com
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I might be pleased to help you.

What do you need? hf
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Someone to believe the bullshit he says.
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Maybe you should ask something that comes from your individual spirit and see if my answer resonates.
I love those who question my awakening,
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i fart to release the carcass of demons i have consumed in recent time.. there is something for you to put in your pipe and smoke little buddha..hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23207408



And I laugh at your fart
 Quoting: Amitabha


yes they are funny ;)hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23207408


and that is the transmutation. we are not meant to conflict, so stop seeing conflict. It is the pattern of the flower of life, it must move through duality to further unity centers.
 Quoting: Amitabha


wah.. dont be too fast to project little buddha.. just be still and know that i am ;)hiding
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And I laugh at your fart
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yes they are funny ;)hiding
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and that is the transmutation. we are not meant to conflict, so stop seeing conflict. It is the pattern of the flower of life, it must move through duality to further unity centers.
 Quoting: Amitabha


wah.. dont be too fast to project little buddha.. just be still and know that i am ;)hiding
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Haha thank you noble bodhisattva I just feel empowered to teach, to me it feels like gods work.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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I might be pleased to help you.

What do you need? hf
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Someone to believe the bullshit he says.
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no, someone to CONSIDER the possibility of bullshit
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Are you a vegetarian?


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I'm not but my diet has shifted too less meat.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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ahaha! What do I need? that is an ancient question. What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality, and because of this I can enjoy the duality knowing the picture of oneness. Spirit aligned my destiny to have a perfect mix of suffering and pleasure for my realization to manifest. It created me as much as I created it. What is the meaning of life? meaning is something you create, life creates you and you have the option to create it, maybe the meaning of life is the creation of the option to create? or maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality.
 Quoting: Amitabha




Ah! but, as you started you asked: "anyone want to help me?"

Therefore, I responded:

"I might be pleased to help you. What do you need?" for, of course, I could not know what you might ask.

You said "What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality."

My thought is that you are possibly there, then. It is your reality.

This is a modern world; we cannot all be ascetics.

I suspect that in order to sustain yourself, there are certain conditions which need to be met, such as shelter, food, and a means to support these things.

Consider these needs according to their substance. If your choices are not ostensively lavish, you can discount these as "needs you need less."

Perhaps some of the balance of your suffering is reconciling need from "something that must be."

And, "maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality." It seems that this exactly what you are doing at this very moment, here.

If you truly are here to "renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone," I can seethe possibility that you are already succeeding in your goal...for you have led me to contemplate something I would not otherwise have considered this day.

cool2
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Yes, then the new age is really here. But by maintaining mindfulness and proper action our bodies stay more in balance, they conduct energy better when we are free of stress. I actually have always been materially privileged, yet living in a world where I know this is not the case for everyone really wakes you up. Maybe it makes us see the material is not really what we want, when we are in touch with the earth wisdom, or maybe it makes us see how beautiful duality can really be, and once we are in the state of beauty, balance, we open ourselves to unity. It is truly amazing when you reach the moment where it all makes sense, having let go of craving to understand.
 Quoting: Amitabha



The station in live into which you are born cannot be helped, so, stressing over what you perceive as privilege is unwarranted.

Your beauty is needed among people of all stations ...especially at the top, where some may take such things for granted.

It's simply what you do with what you have.

And, having an understanding of all this is, as you've expressed, a beauty in and of itself.

Last Edited by Esoteric Morgan on 10/10/2012 10:57 PM
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I like that many brought up "if you see the buddha kill him"
this is a trick duality presents. If you are without doubt and realized, do you project that you have a message to teach, do you project that you should not say you are enlightened when you teach? or do you let go of duality entirety, and do what makes sense to your spirit? What makes sense to me is saying I am indeed enlightened because this is a fun way to do my learn and teach.
I love those who question my awakening,
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I might be pleased to help you.

What do you need? hf
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Someone to believe the bullshit he says.
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no, someone to CONSIDER the possibility of bullshit
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maybe the bullshit of one is the chocolate of another.. rather stop looking outside and need to be told for it will eventually all lead back to self and beyond if you even dare to go within for once.. that being said.. take note of the key words if you care for the truth behind my random blabber.. ;Ptomato

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