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I am a Buddha, anyone want to help me?

 
Amitabha (OP)

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Do you know about chakras and sacred energy? They will guide you to what you need to know. They are a quantum energy which means no one system is right. The way you choose to observe them is the way they manifest find the combination that really opens you.
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so says the idiot.. heres one for you wanna be buddha bsflagyodayodayodabump
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You are only an anonymous coward. How would you recognize a buddha unless you were one of them?
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that was as stupid of an answer an idiot could only give.. i am who i am.. bow down or lay down bitch? you aint got a chance here.. and your bs doesnt work on me or mine so go fuck yourself maggot!!
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Your right you can see through the misinformation continue to find your own path.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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Help is as help does.

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so says the idiot.. heres one for you wanna be buddha bsflagyodayodayodabump
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You are only an anonymous coward. How would you recognize a buddha unless you were one of them?
 Quoting: Amitabha


that was as stupid of an answer an idiot could only give.. i am who i am.. bow down or lay down bitch? you aint got a chance here.. and your bs doesnt work on me or mine so go fuck yourself maggot!!
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Your right you can see through the misinformation continue to find your own path.
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no your not gonna have the last say asshole.. i dont care what you believe in or stand for or work at.. all i know is your full of shit and i know all i need to know and you dont need to know.. and you wanna play buddha do ya? then i think this calls for a good old fashion crucifixion on your ass.. hiding
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You are only an anonymous coward. How would you recognize a buddha unless you were one of them?
 Quoting: Amitabha


that was as stupid of an answer an idiot could only give.. i am who i am.. bow down or lay down bitch? you aint got a chance here.. and your bs doesnt work on me or mine so go fuck yourself maggot!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6465478


Your right you can see through the misinformation continue to find your own path.
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no your not gonna have the last say asshole.. i dont care what you believe in or stand for or work at.. all i know is your full of shit and i know all i need to know and you dont need to know.. and you wanna play buddha do ya? then i think this calls for a good old fashion crucifixion on your ass.. hiding
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You're are so eager to hurt but I will only reflect that back at you if you allow me to.

Come one come all to test the false buddha of your own ego, step right up to kill him.

Don't you see how it works? The one god becomes many gods, many gods become man, and man returns to the one god and creates new possibilities of spirit.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/11/2012 01:08 AM
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oh look its a buddahtard
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And so are you because you let buddahtard define who you are.
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interesting response. bravo Buddha.
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It is all for my pleasure.
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i like your answers buddha!
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how could i help you?
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Your responses are kind of curvy. Sometimes the do a loop. A smoking buddha is appreciated though in case I ever need a cigarette.

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lol it truly is the new age. 2012 is a prophecy about enlightenment. they foresaw this society would have a ton of information and misinformation. If we can learn to trust our true selves, not our temporary, limited, duality selves we can create anything. Realize that information and misinformation is all part of realizing your eternal oneness.
I love those who question my awakening,
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Your responses are kind of curvy. Sometimes the do a loop. A smoking buddha is appreciated though in case I ever need a cigarette.
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Yes that makes sense. It is not always easy to sort all the information into the words. but I find when I read from spiritual teachings online it is good to look at them a few times with different possibilities in mind.

It is truly the zen expression to answer in emptiness.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/11/2012 01:37 AM
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Buddha, from your blog.

You are not enlightened if you are doubting,
you are not enlightened if you are craving,
you are not enlightened if you are fearful,
you are not enlightened if you see duality,
you are not enlightened if you are virtuous,
you are not enlightened if you are wrathful,
you are not enlightened if you are being,
you are not enlightened if you are not being,
you are not enlightened if you are labeled,
you are not enlightened if you are Buddhist,
you are not enlightened if any one faith,
any one truth,
Truly, you are not enlightened if you are empty or full,
When you see yourself as one with everything,
you will see you are not separate from enlightenment,
and then you will see clearly you are not enlightened until we all are.





i like this, i have been trying to get a little less going on in my life and this reaffirms some of my beliefs.

thank you

I am so far away though I may have to just say forget it, I gottta just be a jackass.
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Buddha, from your blog.

You are not enlightened if you are doubting,
you are not enlightened if you are craving,
you are not enlightened if you are fearful,
you are not enlightened if you see duality,
you are not enlightened if you are virtuous,
you are not enlightened if you are wrathful,
you are not enlightened if you are being,
you are not enlightened if you are not being,
you are not enlightened if you are labeled,
you are not enlightened if you are Buddhist,
you are not enlightened if any one faith,
any one truth,
Truly, you are not enlightened if you are empty or full,
When you see yourself as one with everything,
you will see you are not separate from enlightenment,
and then you will see clearly you are not enlightened until we all are.





i like this, i have been trying to get a little less going on in my life and this reaffirms some of my beliefs.

thank you

I am so far away though I may have to just say forget it, I gottta just be a jackass.
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Having seen the true self there is no turning back. Time to become one with it.

There will be suffering if you give up the path, there will be suffering if you complete it, it is realizing that these paths are already one and always have been right now.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/11/2012 01:26 AM
I love those who question my awakening,
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Amitabha (OP)

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I need an eternal body. How will I get this? By entering an impermanent one so I'll know what the eternal one is really like.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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WindyMind

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I misread the question..oops...If a buddha doesn't know the answer to that question then a buddha is not a buddha.

Last Edited by WindyMind on 10/11/2012 02:14 AM

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whatever you interpret as misreading will still lead you back to the truth.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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Can you be killed?

The Buddha who can be killed is not the true Buddha.
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Um, Sidhartha Guatama was poisoned and killed, moran!

He is who people think of when they talk about "the Buddha."
Amitabha (OP)

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Do not get caught up on the buddha symbol. Symbolism is rich and logic is poor. Do you think an enlightened man would come to an internet form of all places just to seek mass approval? A buddha has let go of such concern. He just loves and wishes to spread dharma.

It's just funny to me how people can lose their temper so easily just because of the words I write, i'm not even around you teaching, you are willing and choosing to come here and get angry. If this is you you then you haven't faced your ego/shadow.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/11/2012 08:19 AM
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Amitabha (OP)

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how could i help you?
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By accepting that everything is help, and help will hide in beautiful and dark faces. You must stop seeing the separation of light/dark they are one force that creates enlightenment.
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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I am the philosophers stone
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I am the philosophers stone
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I agree. The philosophers stone is made of tao.
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I am an enlightened being/ascended master. I am here to renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone. Words alone are only a small part of our communication, yet we should have some interesting interaction nonetheless. So feel free to ask me anything, and remember that everything I write is not truth. That is the zen of unity, there is no truth, only possibility. After all, it's the possibility that makes our "universe" exist.
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If I meet the Buddha on the road I am instructed to kill him.

What are you again?

[link to www.amazon.com]
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Haha! you are really trying to scare a buddha? I could read your funny jokes all day, I have infinite patience.

You have killed nothing if you end the life of my physical body, I will still be alive within you maybe even causing you to suffer.
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Ill-timed Buddha!

Emaho!
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every time is the perfect time. perfect time is the eternal time. the eternal is beyond time.
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And there is no such thing as time.

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There is no such thing as anything it is all what you choose to observe, to create.
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Thank you all my idea has worked perfectly. I can feel my own light getting brighter as I reflect to those who are destined to seek it. I know I have made more associations to enlightenment with every person who chooses to read this, I can feel it.

I would like to tell you about sudden vs gradual enlightenment. There are many sudden enlightenments that create a gradual enlightenment. There is also a very special sudden enlightenment where you know in your heart that you will only continue to expand without hesitation.

Don't you see the wisdom of zen? Am I the observer? Are you the observer? Are we all part of the one observer? Truly it does not matter, everything returns to one, and one can only exist with the none. Through emptiness many secrets will reveal.

As I have seen on dec 21, 2012 everyone will manifest the reality that is in their hearts, what is yet to be seen is how they all become one...
I love those who question my awakening,
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Thank you all my idea has worked perfectly. I can feel my own light getting brighter as I reflect to those who are destined to seek it. I know I have made more associations to enlightenment with every person who chooses to read this, I can feel it.

I would like to tell you about sudden vs gradual enlightenment. There are many sudden enlightenments that create a gradual enlightenment. There is also a very special sudden enlightenment where you know in your heart that you will only continue to expand without hesitation.

Don't you see the wisdom of zen? Am I the observer? Are you the observer? Are we all part of the one observer? Truly it does not matter, everything returns to one, and one can only exist with the none. Through emptiness many secrets will reveal.

As I have seen on dec 21, 2012 everyone will manifest the reality that is in their hearts, what is yet to be seen is how they all become one...
 Quoting: Amitabha


Spiritual pride is also stinky.
Tatvamasi. Empty and marvelous
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Thank you all my idea has worked perfectly. I can feel my own light getting brighter as I reflect to those who are destined to seek it. I know I have made more associations to enlightenment with every person who chooses to read this, I can feel it.

I would like to tell you about sudden vs gradual enlightenment. There are many sudden enlightenments that create a gradual enlightenment. There is also a very special sudden enlightenment where you know in your heart that you will only continue to expand without hesitation.

Don't you see the wisdom of zen? Am I the observer? Are you the observer? Are we all part of the one observer? Truly it does not matter, everything returns to one, and one can only exist with the none. Through emptiness many secrets will reveal.

As I have seen on dec 21, 2012 everyone will manifest the reality that is in their hearts, what is yet to be seen is how they all become one...
 Quoting: Amitabha


Spiritual pride is also stinky.
 Quoting: Eternium


I enjoy my cologne.
I love those who question my awakening,
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Eternium

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Thank you all my idea has worked perfectly. I can feel my own light getting brighter as I reflect to those who are destined to seek it. I know I have made more associations to enlightenment with every person who chooses to read this, I can feel it.

I would like to tell you about sudden vs gradual enlightenment. There are many sudden enlightenments that create a gradual enlightenment. There is also a very special sudden enlightenment where you know in your heart that you will only continue to expand without hesitation.

Don't you see the wisdom of zen? Am I the observer? Are you the observer? Are we all part of the one observer? Truly it does not matter, everything returns to one, and one can only exist with the none. Through emptiness many secrets will reveal.

As I have seen on dec 21, 2012 everyone will manifest the reality that is in their hearts, what is yet to be seen is how they all become one...
 Quoting: Amitabha


Spiritual pride is also stinky.
 Quoting: Eternium


I enjoy my cologne.
 Quoting: Amitabha


Gotta cover it up somehow.
Tatvamasi. Empty and marvelous
Amitabha (OP)

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Thank you all my idea has worked perfectly. I can feel my own light getting brighter as I reflect to those who are destined to seek it. I know I have made more associations to enlightenment with every person who chooses to read this, I can feel it.

I would like to tell you about sudden vs gradual enlightenment. There are many sudden enlightenments that create a gradual enlightenment. There is also a very special sudden enlightenment where you know in your heart that you will only continue to expand without hesitation.

Don't you see the wisdom of zen? Am I the observer? Are you the observer? Are we all part of the one observer? Truly it does not matter, everything returns to one, and one can only exist with the none. Through emptiness many secrets will reveal.

As I have seen on dec 21, 2012 everyone will manifest the reality that is in their hearts, what is yet to be seen is how they all become one...
 Quoting: Amitabha


Spiritual pride is also stinky.
 Quoting: Eternium


I enjoy my cologne.
 Quoting: Amitabha


Gotta cover it up somehow.
 Quoting: Eternium


We're always covering something up aren't we?
I love those who question my awakening,
you progress my enlightenment the fastest.

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