I am a Buddha, anyone want to help me?

If you the Buddha kill him

No, because I'm waiting for you to strike me down

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/10/2012 10:18 PM

And that is why I'm other than zen as well. emptiness loses meaning in zen because gain/lose is part of the illusion.

I love you too much to take that privilege from you.

You wouldn't need to be here if you were a Buddha ;) but don't worry I won't tell your secret.

If the tao is wu wei
And the Sun is dark
Does a Buddha preach,
Or does a Buddha fart?

Haha, that is true too. But I decided to come here to transmute the energies here into enlightened gold, it's very fun for me. Fun and humour is all alchemy really is, you take the suffering of your ego, the base metal, and you laugh it, you transmute into golden laughter. a feeling of lightness that fills you up and spreads too everyone around when it is truly pure.

A buddha acts without exception. a fart is actually a way of looking at it, do you hold it inside you and suffer, or do you let go of your ego and let it out, knowing you might be sharing the suffering.

/StickWhack

meow meow, pechow pechow..

are you attached to stick whack? Is that a way of shrugging off what is unacceptable to your current idea of self?
Sometimes it is good to look at what you thought was bad.

i fart to release the carcass of demons i have consumed in recent time.. there is something for you to put in your pipe and smoke little buddha..

We cast doubt on the man who is one with god because we forget we are one with that man.

And I laugh at your fart

I called you out, but I still like you and agree with everything you've said. Friends.

yes they are funny ;)

We are meant to be friends for time eternal, that is the gift of seeing through time as linear. You see that all possibilities you labeled as before/after are always the eternal now.

When you let go of fear
you'll find your truly near
thy will be done on earth when heaven is here.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/10/2012 10:39 PM

Are you a vegetarian?


:BuddhaCat:

Ah! but, as you started you asked: "anyone want to help me?"

Therefore, I responded:

"I might be pleased to help you. What do you need?" for, of course, I could not know what you might ask.

You said "What I need is to need less, but this is not my reality."

My thought is that you are possibly there, then. It is your reality.

This is a modern world; we cannot all be ascetics.

I suspect that in order to sustain yourself, there are certain conditions which need to be met, such as shelter, food, and a means to support these things.

Consider these needs according to their substance. If your choices are not ostensively lavish, you can discount these as "needs you need less of."

Perhaps some of the balance of your suffering is reconciling need from "something that must be."

And, "maybe creation of destiny to create? either way they are one, which gives us consciousness, the unique mix of free will and destiny that alters reality." It seems that this exactly what you are doing at this very moment, here.

If you truly are here to "renew the enlightenment of myself, and everyone," I can seethe possibility that you are already succeeding in your goal...for you have led me to contemplate something I would not otherwise have considered this day.



Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 10/10/2012 10:43 PM

and that is the transmutation. we are not meant to conflict, so stop seeing conflict. It is the pattern of the flower of life, it must move through duality to further unity centers.

Someone to believe the bullshit he says.

Yes, then the new age is really here. But by maintaining mindfulness and proper action our bodies stay more in balance, they conduct energy better when we are free of stress. I actually have always been materially privileged, yet living in a world where I know this is not the case for everyone really wakes you up. Maybe it makes us see the material is not really what we want, when we are in touch with the earth wisdom, or maybe it makes us see how beautiful duality can really be, and once we are in the state of beauty, balance, we open ourselves to unity. It is truly amazing when you reach the moment where it all makes sense, having let go of craving to understand.

Maybe you should ask something that comes from your individual spirit and see if my answer resonates.

wah.. dont be too fast to project little buddha.. just be still and know that i am ;)

Haha thank you noble bodhisattva I just feel empowered to teach, to me it feels like gods work.

no, someone to CONSIDER the possibility of bullshit

I'm not but my diet has shifted too less meat.

The station in live into which you are born cannot be helped, so, stressing over what you perceive as privilege is unwarranted.

Your beauty is needed among people of all stations ...especially at the top, where some may take such things for granted.

It's simply what you do with what you have.

And, having an understanding of all this is, as you've expressed, a beauty in and of itself.

Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 10/10/2012 10:57 PM

I like that many brought up "if you see the buddha kill him"
this is a trick duality presents. If you are without doubt and realized, do you project that you have a message to teach, do you project that you should not say you are enlightened when you teach? or do you let go of duality entirety, and do what makes sense to your spirit? What makes sense to me is saying I am indeed enlightened because this is a fun way to do my learn and teach.

maybe the bullshit of one is the chocolate of another.. rather stop looking outside and need to be told for it will eventually all lead back to self and beyond if you even dare to go within for once.. that being said.. take note of the key words if you care for the truth behind my random blabber.. ;P