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When SHTF weapon suggestions for close encounters.

 
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Good set of brass knuckles, threaded lead pipe filled with sand for weight and capped off, fixed blade or k bar knife, good piece of rebar
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close encounters when TSHTF is my double barrel shotgun.

rifles are for distances of 20-400yds, pistols and shotguns are for 1-20yds . hollow point ammo and 00buck and deer slugs do some great damage to human tissue.
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There's quite a bit of bullshit in this thread.
Allow me to address a few points.

Kubotans are absolute crap for a woman to depend on to defend herself, period. (Men for that matter) End of story. Kubotans were developed by Tak Kubota to assist police in restraining techniques. Any other use is fantasy and dangerous misinterpretation of what it was designed for.

Fucking tonfas are crap for fighting, unless you swing them like a club. Swinging from the handle is useless. Even cops don't want to carry PR-24s anymore. Go to a Dog Brothers meeting sometime and see how many guys prefer tonfas.

There is no such thing as having to carry an ID because you have trained extensively in martial arts. I don't give a fuck what you trained in. You are a fucking liar, lady.


Lester is right about carrying his .45 acp. Lester knows what the fuck he is talking about.

The shot to the throat advice is good, if you are bare handed.
It works.

Sorry if I sound like a fucking asshole. I don't want to see anyone develop a sense of confidence and get killed because they depended on a fucking keychain that only works in a classroom environment.

Keep it real.
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... and you are misinformed.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith

Why don't you take your line of shit over to Bullshido?
Tell them that you are required to carry a fucking ID because you are proficient in whatever fantasy fucking art you say mandates it. That's one of the oldest stories around, and it's just that. A story. Make believe.

You said, and I quote, "I am internationally certified & required by law to carry such an ID at all times. I have trained in 5 martial arts & hold advanced black belts in 2."

What law? What state? Is it international law? If so, please point us to where we can go register, because some of us have been in violation of this law for some time.

You strike me as a Taekwondo black belt in a strip mall McDojo, taking weekend seminars in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu or perhaps Kali concepts with a JKD group, and using that to puff up your credentials. There are far too many assholes like that, and that's just the kind of person that says they have to register their hands or carry a fucking ID.

Prove me wrong.
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Are you drunk, psychologically unbalanced, or just insecure? You actually sound like a wife beater.

OBTW, I would suggest ignoring this AC. A recent thread of his is indicative of his maturity & intellectual level. Quite a lovely (**sarcasm**) rant on divine appendages:

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Good set of brass knuckles, threaded lead pipe filled with sand for weight and capped off, fixed blade or k bar knife, good piece of rebar
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Nice.
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Re: When SHTF weapon suggestions for close encounters.
There's quite a bit of bullshit in this thread.
Allow me to address a few points.

Kubotans are absolute crap for a woman to depend on to defend herself, period. (Men for that matter) End of story. Kubotans were developed by Tak Kubota to assist police in restraining techniques. Any other use is fantasy and dangerous misinterpretation of what it was designed for.

Fucking tonfas are crap for fighting, unless you swing them like a club. Swinging from the handle is useless. Even cops don't want to carry PR-24s anymore. Go to a Dog Brothers meeting sometime and see how many guys prefer tonfas.

There is no such thing as having to carry an ID because you have trained extensively in martial arts. I don't give a fuck what you trained in. You are a fucking liar, lady.


Lester is right about carrying his .45 acp. Lester knows what the fuck he is talking about.

The shot to the throat advice is good, if you are bare handed.
It works.

Sorry if I sound like a fucking asshole. I don't want to see anyone develop a sense of confidence and get killed because they depended on a fucking keychain that only works in a classroom environment.

Keep it real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23422474

Lol opinions and all that, smh.
 Quoting: Mrbillybadass

Hardly an opinion, Mister Billy badass.

I am not feeding anyone's fantasies of grandeur with loads of bullshit.

People do not function with fine motor skills under the stress of an adrenaline dump. Especially people carrying a fucking kubotan.

That is the real world. Even trained martial artists freeze up when put in a flight or fight situation.
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First of all the name isn't about me just from a movie I very much like, and it's ironic sarcasm to how many people act on the internet. And your comments to the kubotan, is not true its very easily concealable so the attacker does not see it, and an aim to a boney spot say the shoulder, rib, cheek, jaw, knee etc etc will break that bone. Just a matter of playing innocence till the time to strike, many attackers of women leave themselves open...A LOT. Also with the tonfa's...really not effective unless you swing them like a baseball bat? Your body's natural reaction is to do what when faced with danger? Bring your hands up and protect with your forearms the tonfa reinforces that part of your body to take SIGNIFICANT less damage to that area and allows for a counter attack. Also attacks from it don't hurt?

Tell me those strikes wouldn't put someone down? Not only put someone down but do you see how much lack of wind up it has? Where as most all other blunt weapons you have drawback? This one has non and is still devastating. Want me to go on about how your wrong?
 Quoting: Mrbillybadass

The Kubotan is easily concealable, you are correct. My statement on the origin of the Kubotan is factual. People can't just buy a Kubotan and be proficient at defense. They need intensive training, which you VERY MUCH NEED TO EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU SUGGEST THAT THEY BUY ONE. Even trained people are at serious risk using a small piece of plastic as their only means of defense. Kubotan vs. psycho with butcher knife?

Look at how the guy is striking the bag with his tonfas. He's using the momentum of the bag swing to increase it. The strikes themselves are not that hard. Had he jabbed the small end in a kind of punch, I would have been more impressed with your argument. The TJ Hooker swing is shit.
Go fight someone with your tonfas and get back to me. I'm very serious about that. Stop a big man rushing you with your tonfas. Do it and let me know how it went. I am trying to open your eyes.

Yes, your TJ Hooker swing will hurt, but it doesn't come close to incapacitating. Watch the Rodney King video for one. Look at other police videos. A lucky swing to the right spot may knock someone out, but that's rarely the case.

You have a fascination for fighting with cop equipment. That's fine, but realize the limitations in your choice of defense. Just don't tell other people that they should follow suit, because you will get someone killed, and I have a big fucking problem with that.
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You guys gotta think outside the stick.
Water bottles full of piss & shit - Bio warfare
Mapp Gas Torch - Nobody wants to be set on fire, extremely terrifying close quarters.
Red Wing Steel toe Boots- should be a must
Sawz-all with demo blade- very intimidating

And the most obvious would be a shield made from wood, metal or whatever is laying around. A good offense is a strong defense.
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Re: When SHTF weapon suggestions for close encounters.
There's quite a bit of bullshit in this thread.
Allow me to address a few points.

Kubotans are absolute crap for a woman to depend on to defend herself, period. (Men for that matter) End of story. Kubotans were developed by Tak Kubota to assist police in restraining techniques. Any other use is fantasy and dangerous misinterpretation of what it was designed for.

Fucking tonfas are crap for fighting, unless you swing them like a club. Swinging from the handle is useless. Even cops don't want to carry PR-24s anymore. Go to a Dog Brothers meeting sometime and see how many guys prefer tonfas.

There is no such thing as having to carry an ID because you have trained extensively in martial arts. I don't give a fuck what you trained in. You are a fucking liar, lady.


Lester is right about carrying his .45 acp. Lester knows what the fuck he is talking about.

The shot to the throat advice is good, if you are bare handed.
It works.

Sorry if I sound like a fucking asshole. I don't want to see anyone develop a sense of confidence and get killed because they depended on a fucking keychain that only works in a classroom environment.

Keep it real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23422474


... and you are misinformed.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith

Why don't you take your line of shit over to Bullshido?
Tell them that you are required to carry a fucking ID because you are proficient in whatever fantasy fucking art you say mandates it. That's one of the oldest stories around, and it's just that. A story. Make believe.

You said, and I quote, "I am internationally certified & required by law to carry such an ID at all times. I have trained in 5 martial arts & hold advanced black belts in 2."

What law? What state? Is it international law? If so, please point us to where we can go register, because some of us have been in violation of this law for some time.

You strike me as a Taekwondo black belt in a strip mall McDojo, taking weekend seminars in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu or perhaps Kali concepts with a JKD group, and using that to puff up your credentials. There are far too many assholes like that, and that's just the kind of person that says they have to register their hands or carry a fucking ID.

Prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23422474


Are you drunk, psychologically unbalanced, or just insecure? You actually sound like a wife beater.

OBTW, I would suggest ignoring this AC. A recent thread of his is indicative of his maturity & intellectual level. Quite a lovely (**sarcasm**) rant on divine appendages:

Thread: Does God have a penis?

:Xanax:
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


be careful, this AC is wise beyond his beers
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Re: When SHTF weapon suggestions for close encounters.
aluminum softball bat with 1/4 inch all threads going through the bat fixed in place with lock washers and nuts in a nice spiral of about 8 to 10 spaced at about an inch and a half the length of the end of the bat.

Also this.

[link to www.kultofathena.com]

It's short, can double as a survival knife, double sided, thick enough to ensure nothing will survive one good thrust, short enough to carry without being cumbersome and effective.

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