Read this thread or die!

If you are a christian you might not want to read this thread. Or you just might.

For centuries (14th-17th) century the Catholic church has suppressed paintings of Jesus with a depiction of a erect penis which most argue is his stomach muscle.

Here is the pic--> [link to api.ning.com]

I could be wrong but I found the picture as strange so I did some looking around.

Here are my findings.

1. Jesus was "hung" on the cross
2. Several women were at the cross "no men" bible says it
3. A curious thing called "death erection" priapism
4. Posthumous sperm retrieval
5. Priapus (Greek God)
6. The implications of this

You make up your own conclusions on what this would cause. Some may say no way, but it does make sense. Read about Priapus the greek God and the evil eye you will shit yourself. This would also explain the phallus worship. (Obelisk) Look at a picture of any Church with its steeple and Hyman. Wow is all I have to say.

Bronze statue of Priapas ---> [link to upload.wikimedia.org]

Garden Gnome----> [link to encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com (secure)]

Biggest garden gnome---> [link to encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com (secure)]

Interestingly enough this Priapus fellow is directly connected with Mercury and Hermes and Thoth. Also related to Pan and garden gnome or the (Ge)nome(DNA) AKA Gods messenger. Jesus was Gods messenger! By the way for all you christians who think this is strictly Catholic you are mistaken!

Gives whole new meaning to Snow White and the seven dwarfs!

I'm sad to say that we all live this lie. At least here in America. Sorry for ruining your "Christmas" but let the truth be told.

Might wanna copy this thread down. Pin it! Slap it! Rub it down! Enjoy the horror. 5 stars baby! Maybe we can take hell over! [link to encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com (secure)]