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If you are a christian you might not want to read this thread. Or you just might.

For centuries (14th-17th) century the Catholic church has suppressed paintings of Jesus with a depiction of a erect penis which most argue is his stomach muscle.

Here is the pic--> [link to api.ning.com]

I could be wrong but I found the picture as strange so I did some looking around.

Here are my findings.

1. Jesus was "hung" on the cross
2. Several women were at the cross "no men" bible says it
3. A curious thing called "death erection" priapism
4. Posthumous sperm retrieval
5. Priapus (Greek God)
6. The implications of this

You make up your own conclusions on what this would cause. Some may say no way, but it does make sense. Read about Priapus the greek God and the evil eye you will shit yourself. This would also explain the phallus worship. (Obelisk) Look at a picture of any Church with its steeple and Hyman. Wow is all I have to say.

Bronze statue of Priapas ---> [link to upload.wikimedia.org]

Garden Gnome----> [link to encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com (secure)]

Biggest garden gnome---> [link to encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com (secure)]

Interestingly enough this Priapus fellow is directly connected with Mercury and Hermes and Thoth. Also related to Pan and garden gnome or the (Ge)nome(DNA) Idol1 AKA Gods messenger. Jesus was Gods messenger! By the way for all you christians who think this is strictly Catholic you are mistaken!

Gives whole new meaning to Snow White and the seven dwarfs!

I'm sad to say that we all live this lie. At least here in America. Sorry for ruining your "Christmas" but let the truth be told.

Might wanna copy this thread down. Pin it! Slap it! Rub it down! Enjoy the horror. 5 stars baby! Maybe we can take hell over! [link to encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com (secure)]
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10/10/2012 11:29 AM
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I poop on your Bible.
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10/10/2012 11:37 AM
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I poop on your Bible.
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Hopefully you do not mean your a Muslim because Mohammad was Gods messenger also, as was Shiva and Buddah etc etc.
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10/10/2012 11:42 AM
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There was men at the cross...that is error to think they were not there.
There are plenty great great amounts of scriptural errors..some real filthy and profane.

But truly time will come when all of us are called to come forward before the One we speak of and about.....

Even every idle word we spoke.




John 19:27-28
Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.

He was hanging on the cross saying this to his disciple standing there in his presence.

After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst.

The scriptures are there for any who dig around groping for the truth of those and what was witnessed and written of regarding Christ and God.

I will not go to a proctorial to get my tooth filled so why also would I eat from the thornes and briars when I am not a goat.
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10/10/2012 11:43 AM
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I poop on your Bible.
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Hopefully you do not mean your a Muslim because Mohammad was Gods messenger also, as was Shiva and Buddah etc etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1575022


On average I have to write about 3 times per day that I'm not a Muslim.

If you disagree with an American, you're a Muslim.
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10/10/2012 11:45 AM
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I poop on your Bible.
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Hopefully you do not mean your a Muslim because Mohammad was Gods messenger also, as was Shiva and Buddah etc etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1575022


On average I have to write about 3 times per day that I'm not a Muslim.

If you disagree with an American, you're a Muslim.
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Not really.
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I poop on your Bible.
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Hopefully you do not mean your a Muslim because Mohammad was Gods messenger also, as was Shiva and Buddah etc etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1575022


On average I have to write about 3 times per day that I'm not a Muslim.

If you disagree with an American, you're a Muslim.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25298890



Not really.
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It's the norm here.
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10/10/2012 11:49 AM
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Hopefully you do not mean your a Muslim because Mohammad was Gods messenger also, as was Shiva and Buddah etc etc.
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On average I have to write about 3 times per day that I'm not a Muslim.

If you disagree with an American, you're a Muslim.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25298890



Not really.
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It's the norm here.
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Here in America if you have an opinion other then the norm you are looked down upon. I would suspect its like that everywhere.
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10/10/2012 11:50 AM
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Hahahaha! That is NOT a stomach muscle.
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Hahahaha! That is NOT a stomach muscle.
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Exactly!
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10/10/2012 11:51 AM
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Are you saying Santa is a dickhead?
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10/10/2012 11:52 AM
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Are you saying Santa is a dickhead?
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Well mommy was caught kissing him right?
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10/10/2012 11:59 AM
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Are you saying Santa is a dickhead?
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Well mommy was caught kissing him right?
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You do know what a christmas tree represents right?

Remember where Adam and Eve were? In the garden! With trees!
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10/10/2012 12:03 PM
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Are you saying Santa is a dickhead?
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Well mommy was caught kissing him right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1575022


You do know what a christmas tree represents right?

Remember where Adam and Eve were? In the garden! With trees!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1575022



Don't forget where little gnomes that people buy go.............in a garden!

Check mate!
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10/10/2012 12:04 PM
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For centuries (14th-17th) century the Catholic church has suppressed paintings of Jesus with a depiction of a erect penis which most argue is his stomach muscle.

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cruise
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10/10/2012 12:07 PM
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lol
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10/10/2012 12:17 PM
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How a Kate Middleton thread can beat this one is beyond me!
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10/10/2012 12:23 PM
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bump
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It all started with a whisper!
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10/10/2012 12:54 PM

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As it is written

"He was HUNG on the cross"
THREE LAWS OF TYRANNY


Tyranny Law #1:
"Any power that can be abused will be abused."

Tyranny Law #2:
"Abuse always expands to fill the limits of resistance to it."

Tyranny Law #3:
"If people don't resist the abuses of others, they will have no one to resist the abuses of themselves, and tyranny will prevail."
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As it is written

"He was HUNG on the cross"
 Quoting: Lemon


So let it be written. So let it be done
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10/10/2012 12:59 PM
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[link to encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com (secure)]
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10/10/2012 01:00 PM
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As it is written

"He was HUNG on the cross"
 Quoting: Lemon


LOLs
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10/10/2012 01:00 PM
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As it is written

"He was HUNG on the cross"
 Quoting: Lemon


LOLs
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10/10/2012 01:33 PM
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Funny but true!

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