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Santa Claus is a candidate for President of the United States in 2012 | |
| Downtown Offer Upgrade  User ID: 735820  United States10/10/2012 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Downtown (OP) User ID: 735820 United States10/10/2012 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Santa Claus is recognized by the U.S. Federal Election Commission as a candidate for President of the United States in 2012. Santa believes that "the United States has lost its moral compass," and he aims to "restore America's heart and soul." |
snark Forum Administrator User ID: 6788036 United States10/10/2012 06:14 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think he is pretty much every year. T For Texas, T For Tennessee! The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 25236122  Netherlands10/12/2012 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think he stands an extremely good chance, as Americans have needed and wanted for a long time Santa Claus for president, and it's an undisputed fact he is much more popular than either Obama or Romney, more than any former US president even. The only thing is however, he should shave his beard off as it is very unsightly for a president of the US (his outfit is a bit dated as well, a nice suit might be better suited). |
