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Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!

 
Anonymous Astrophysicist
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Brief, what say you?
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He's jacking off reading the article
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Okay, so this jerk is into sniffing butt odor?

WTF???

Some people are just SICK.

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Brief, what say you?
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He's jacking off reading the article
 Quoting: Anonymous Astrophysicist 1543421


Precisely...
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Brief, what say you?
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I already typed this up once, but, its worth typing again...
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BRIEF will have a PERFECTLY logical explanation for why these actions were "necessary." In fact, I would assume that Brief has probably performed, or has had performed on him, these very procedures as this is "STANDARD law enforcement practice."

Brief will go on to say that, "Had the perpetrators not resisted, then a finger in the ass would not have been warranted." As we ALL KNOW... anytime a suspect resists, they automatically wave their rights as a citizen of the United States, subjecting them to various forms of torture...especially sodomy.


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Last Edited by Serenity777 on 10/10/2012 08:58 PM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
Maybe he taunted on the playground too much by little snotty kids putting their fingers up to his nose and saying "smell my finger", after they played twirl the turd in their anal cavities.
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
Brief, what say you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25140339


I already typed this up once, but, its worth typing again...
-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------------------------------------------------​-----------------------------


BRIEF will have a PERFECTLY logical explanation for why these actions were "necessary." In fact, I would assume that Brief has probably performed, or has had performed on him, these very procedures as this is "STANDARD law enforcement practice."

Brief will go on to say that, "Had the perpetrators not resisted, then a finger in the ass would not have been warranted." As we ALL KNOW... anytime a suspect resists, they automatically wave their rights as a citizen of the United States, subjecting them to various forms of torture...especially sodomy.


:jay:
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That's a great BRIEF impression, but I'm hoping to hear it straight from Yosemite Sam himself.
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I wonder if he smelled his fingers when he got home....
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Before anyone goes on about good cops, then those good cops better report this shit and do something about it or they're bad cops to me.
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How the FUCK did this take two years to be brought to the Department?????????

IF he was planting evidence, surely the issue should have come up in court in a suppression hearing... And IF he was conducting cavity searches in the field.... I just don't understand how the defendant's attorney would let that go.

From the article:
Here is a fun fact: It is illegal in Wisconsin for a police officer to perform a cavity search, regardless of what probable cause he may have to believe that a suspect is hiding things in his cavities.

I don't know about Wisconsin, but I do know about Body Cavity searches in California. NO ONE EXCEPT A DOCTOR Can perform them. This means, when a suspect is booked into jail, and an intake Deputy even SEES a baggie or some disgusting thing hanging out of someone's asshole, THEY CANNOT REMOVE IT!

So, I say again.... HOW THE FUCK Does this go on?
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
How about it BRIEF, you got your ears on?
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10/10/2012 09:49 PM
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
Was he hoping to transfer to the TSA?
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Thanks for the pin, Mods! My first ever. This really is a disgusting story complete with fraternal homoerotic implications.
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
How the FUCK did this take two years to be brought to the Department?????????

IF he was planting evidence, surely the issue should have come up in court in a suppression hearing... And IF he was conducting cavity searches in the field.... I just don't understand how the defendant's attorney would let that go.

From the article:
Here is a fun fact: It is illegal in Wisconsin for a police officer to perform a cavity search, regardless of what probable cause he may have to believe that a suspect is hiding things in his cavities.

I don't know about Wisconsin, but I do know about Body Cavity searches in California. NO ONE EXCEPT A DOCTOR Can perform them. This means, when a suspect is booked into jail, and an intake Deputy even SEES a baggie or some disgusting thing hanging out of someone's asshole, THEY CANNOT REMOVE IT!

So, I say again.... HOW THE FUCK Does this go on?
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Because our "government" has been taken over by criminals?
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And others just stood there and watched..This takes a special skill set, folks..

[link to reason.com]


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cops have been abusing their power for quite some time now.

this guy crossed the line.
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ok when the people start to bite back .. = less cops
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
even a homosexual would call this guy a faggot
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This calls for at least a weeks suspension, with pay of course.
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that would be a good time to have a hot wheels toy police car stuffed in the chamber prior to having Vagini doing the cavity search
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
BRIEF is usually online at 5-8am

We ought to bump this thread so he can get in here and defend his boyfriend.
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10/10/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
It's sexual assault in the first degree.
Using the excuse you are looking for contraband doesn't change the law. There are other ways that don't involve the penetration of a persons anus with ones finger to detect the presence of contraband, like an x ray for instance. There is simply no excuse for this and anyone who says there is is a sick mother*&&**
For some odd reason police seem to be totally exempt from many laws without any provisions in said law to allow for it.
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when Man's laws fail, remember the law of the jungle. This is how the Negro has survived as long as they have. Now itis our turn. Letus see if we can survive as well.
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Re: Wisconsin cop accused of multiple asshole fingerings!!
It's sexual assault in the first degree.
Using the excuse you are looking for contraband doesn't change the law. There are other ways that don't involve the penetration of a persons anus with ones finger to detect the presence of contraband, like an x ray for instance. There is simply no excuse for this and anyone who says there is is a sick mother*&&**
For some odd reason police seem to be totally exempt from many laws without any provisions in said law to allow for it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Astrophysicist 1543421


itis also called practicing medicine without a license.
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he deserves a bullet
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For what, doing his fucking job? Performing a cavity search is a legitimate police technique to search for drugs, weapons, etc.
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"Here is a fun fact: It is illegal in Wisconsin for a police officer to perform a cavity search, regardless of what probable cause he may have to believe that a suspect is hiding things in his cavities."
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the long finger of the law!
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Lol, Brief is taking it straight up the ass on this thread...your fantasy comin true, heah...
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that would be a good time to have a hot wheels toy police car stuffed in the chamber prior to having Vagini doing the cavity search
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I don't care who you are. That's funny right there (in my best Larry voice).
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so, this sick bastard is fingering butt holes? I bet he is licking his fingers after he is done! thinking to himself.............let's seeeeeeee you had spaghetti, garlic bread, and chocolate ice cream for dinner last night! I'm I Right?
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How the FUCK did this take two years to be brought to the Department?????????

IF he was planting evidence, surely the issue should have come up in court in a suppression hearing... And IF he was conducting cavity searches in the field.... I just don't understand how the defendant's attorney would let that go.

From the article:
Here is a fun fact: It is illegal in Wisconsin for a police officer to perform a cavity search, regardless of what probable cause he may have to believe that a suspect is hiding things in his cavities.

I don't know about Wisconsin, but I do know about Body Cavity searches in California. NO ONE EXCEPT A DOCTOR Can perform them. This means, when a suspect is booked into jail, and an intake Deputy even SEES a baggie or some disgusting thing hanging out of someone's asshole, THEY CANNOT REMOVE IT!

So, I say again.... HOW THE FUCK Does this go on?
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Wisconsin is redneck to the extreme.

I have many stories about LEO encounters,
but I don't post them because nobody would ever believe them.

Here is one:

Someone delivered 5K cash in a brown paper sack to the Walworth County DA.
The next day someone with 5 felony charges was released from the County lockup in Elkhorn with all charges dropped.
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How the FUCK did this take two years to be brought to the Department?????????

IF he was planting evidence, surely the issue should have come up in court in a suppression hearing... And IF he was conducting cavity searches in the field.... I just don't understand how the defendant's attorney would let that go.

From the article:
Here is a fun fact: It is illegal in Wisconsin for a police officer to perform a cavity search, regardless of what probable cause he may have to believe that a suspect is hiding things in his cavities.

I don't know about Wisconsin, but I do know about Body Cavity searches in California. NO ONE EXCEPT A DOCTOR Can perform them. This means, when a suspect is booked into jail, and an intake Deputy even SEES a baggie or some disgusting thing hanging out of someone's asshole, THEY CANNOT REMOVE IT!

So, I say again.... HOW THE FUCK Does this go on?
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


This is surprising to me. I thought strip searches were allowed in California?? Is a body cavity search the same thing as a strip search? Maybe I'm confusing the two?
Real truth is self evident...
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Was he wearing gloves or did he raw dogg it? Still waiting on Brief's input!

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