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I have been wounded by a ufo, please read

 
Victoria W
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10/10/2012 07:25 PM
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Hello there i don`t know how to start because i am in fear, genuine fear of my life.

I am skeptical by nature about ufos, but earlier i was out with a friend with a telescope to see if we could spot any.

Suddenly a craft came into view, it was huge, the size of a jet, it hovered and started to descend!

Suddenly when it was about 100 yards high, a beam shot out, and knocked my glasses off my face, and sent me hurling backwards.
I screamed and we ran away, far back almost a mile to the house.

When we looked back, it was gone.

We have the whole incident on camera plus there are nearby cctv security cameras which we will have caught it too.

I am worried, what do i do now.

I am too nervous to go and announce it to friends because i am well known in my community.

I am on here for advice, it would be really appreciated

Victoria Winebottom
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10/10/2012 07:45 PM
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you are clearly at the bottom of one bottle of wine, Ms. Winebottom. Time to open another.
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Victoria W (OP)
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10/10/2012 07:46 PM
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Any replies greatly appreciated..
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10/10/2012 07:57 PM

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UFOs don't do that except there are some nastys up there in junky looking ships they might do that. Don't even think about them, hide your mind. These guys really suck, what bad luck for you. Hide!
Victoria W (OP)
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10/10/2012 08:01 PM
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I really need advice
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10/10/2012 08:03 PM

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Why do you think you are in fear of your life?
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10/10/2012 08:05 PM
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Hey.... are you at it again !??

What happened to your thread about burrying those greys in your garden ??? LOL

What an imagination you have.

"OH please help me... I shot those aliens and burried them in my garden....."wtf
Victoria W (OP)
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10/10/2012 08:20 PM
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Hey.... are you at it again !??

What happened to your thread about burrying those greys in your garden ??? LOL

What an imagination you have.

"OH please help me... I shot those aliens and burried them in my garden....."wtf
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that was sandra

my name is Victoria
Billy_Sastard

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10/10/2012 08:21 PM
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Hey.... are you at it again !??

What happened to your thread about burrying those greys in your garden ??? LOL

What an imagination you have.

"OH please help me... I shot those aliens and burried them in my garden....."wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24831007


that was sandra

my name is Victoria
 Quoting: Victoria W 25333823


Or was it bernard?
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
:abomb::abomb::abomb:
BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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10/10/2012 08:26 PM
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Do you have any missing time?
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10/10/2012 08:33 PM
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Hello there i don`t know how to start because i am in fear, genuine fear of my life.

I am skeptical by nature about ufos, but earlier i was out with a friend with a telescope to see if we could spot any.

Suddenly a craft came into view, it was huge, the size of a jet, it hovered and started to descend!

Suddenly when it was about 100 yards high, a beam shot out, and knocked my glasses off my face, and sent me hurling backwards.
I screamed and we ran away, far back almost a mile to the house.

When we looked back, it was gone.

We have the whole incident on camera plus there are nearby cctv security cameras which we will have caught it too.

I am worried, what do i do now.

I am too nervous to go and announce it to friends because i am well known in my community.

I am on here for advice, it would be really appreciated

Victoria Winebottom
 Quoting: Victoria W 25333823


Keep on living.

From some vino at the bottom.
WindyMind

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10/10/2012 08:33 PM

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I think you are the firstest person this has happened to, describe in detail. Did they flood you with laser nanos or what?
ANHEDONIC

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10/10/2012 08:46 PM

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Stop trolling.... You pull the same shit every few days.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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10/10/2012 08:55 PM
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POST FILM , OR YOU LIE...
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10/10/2012 09:01 PM

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we all know it's you...

troll award
Ace High.

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10/10/2012 09:14 PM

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Umm bullshit? We don't have time for this, if you're going to come up with a story to get attention, at the very least, make it an interesting and convincing one.
Ace High.
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10/10/2012 09:16 PM
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:::bsflag::bsflag:bsflag::bsflag:bsflag:
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:::bsflag::bsflag:bsflag::bsflag:bsflag:
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bsflag
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10/11/2012 12:04 AM

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we all know it's you...

troll award
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THIS IS BRILLIANT!!

we know it's you

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10/11/2012 12:07 AM
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Hello there i don`t know how to start because i am in fear, genuine fear of my life.

I am skeptical by nature about ufos, but earlier i was out with a friend with a telescope to see if we could spot any.

Suddenly a craft came into view, it was huge, the size of a jet, it hovered and started to descend!

Suddenly when it was about 100 yards high, a beam shot out, and knocked my glasses off my face, and sent me hurling backwards.
I screamed and we ran away, far back almost a mile to the house.

When we looked back, it was gone.

We have the whole incident on camera plus there are nearby cctv security cameras which we will have caught it too.

I am worried, what do i do now.

I am too nervous to go and announce it to friends because i am well known in my community.

I am on here for advice, it would be really appreciated

Victoria Winebottom
 Quoting: Victoria W 25333823


bsflagbsflagbsflag

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stirstirstirfightfight::fight:fightshitstreamshitstreamshitstreamshitstream PICS OR GET THE FUCK OFFahole
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10/11/2012 12:12 AM

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The one poll where Obama has commanding lead: 7-11 coffee cupsjMxRDY2]
Hey.... are you at it again !??

What happened to your thread about burrying those greys in your garden ??? LOL

What an imagination you have.

"OH please help me... I shot those aliens and burried them in my garden....."wtf


Dude is a freakin menace, man.
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10/11/2012 01:14 AM
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Hello there i don`t know how to start because i am in fear, genuine fear of my life.

I am skeptical by nature about ufos, but earlier i was out with a friend with a telescope to see if we could spot any.

Suddenly a craft came into view, it was huge, the size of a jet, it hovered and started to descend!

Suddenly when it was about 100 yards high, a beam shot out, and knocked my glasses off my face, and sent me hurling backwards.
I screamed and we ran away, far back almost a mile to the house.

When we looked back, it was gone.

We have the whole incident on camera plus there are nearby cctv security cameras which we will have caught it too.

I am worried, what do i do now.

I am too nervous to go and announce it to friends because i am well known in my community.

I am on here for advice, it would be really appreciated

Victoria Winebottom
 Quoting: Victoria W 25333823


Hi Bernard bullshit blower"
Victoria W (OP)
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10/11/2012 10:07 PM
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Victoria here

seeing as nobody believes me i`ll go out and deal with the ufo myself

THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Victoria (OP)
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10/12/2012 11:47 AM
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just angry that nobody believes me!
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10/13/2012 04:44 AM
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You don't have to be afraid... Just talk with God and ask Him to please forgive you of your sins and ask Jesus to be your Lord and Savior.
They will not abduct a true born again Christ.
If you see one for any reason.. just tell him to leave in the name of Jesus... keep speaking Jesus' name and tell him to leave. He must obey the name and authority of Jesus!
Here are 2 excellent sites with reliable info about UFO's, aliens, Salvation and God.
[link to measuring-stick.com]
[link to theway.ihoststudio.com]
A true Christian does not have to worry about aliens.
They can't stand to be around a true Christian because of the power/name and saving blood of Jesus Christ.

For prayer:
1-800-NeedHim
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10/13/2012 04:58 AM
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you are clearly at the bottom of one bottle of wine, Ms. Winebottom. Time to open another.
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lolsign
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10/13/2012 05:11 AM

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Hey OP.

If - as you claim - you have the whole incident on camera then let us see it.

Otherwise I call bsflag
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10/13/2012 05:27 AM
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bernard, er I mean victoria,

what color was the beam, or, laser if you will?
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10/13/2012 05:32 AM
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Hey.... are you at it again !??

What happened to your thread about burrying those greys in your garden ??? LOL

What an imagination you have.

"OH please help me... I shot those aliens and burried them in my garden....."wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24831007


hehe,i was waiting for you to show up again.thought you'd been bnd.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.