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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4738313 United States 10/13/2012 05:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never fear though, I'm an expert on this topic as I'm attacked by ufos on a daily basis! Well, first you have too[tkw4ik6ydp; .aru]\pl634u=f,gusk, .']\l 7l\w857\l;=ow57l;]k[p,kry,p OWWWWWW!!!!!!! THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLE ALIENS SHOT ME AGAIN!! OHHHH IT BURNNNNSS!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25346740 Argentina 10/13/2012 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey.... are you at it again !?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24831007 What happened to your thread about burrying those greys in your garden ??? LOL What an imagination you have. "OH please help me... I shot those aliens and burried them in my garden....." that was sandra my name is Victoria Or was it bernard? Haha this guy... Hey Bernard, you got a lot of free time for yourself didn't you? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20512756 United States 10/13/2012 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello there i don`t know how to start because i am in fear, genuine fear of my life. Quoting: Victoria W 25333823 I am skeptical by nature about ufos, but earlier i was out with a friend with a telescope to see if we could spot any. Suddenly a craft came into view, it was huge, the size of a jet, it hovered and started to descend! Suddenly when it was about 100 yards high, a beam shot out, and knocked my glasses off my face, and sent me hurling backwards. I screamed and we ran away, far back almost a mile to the house. When we looked back, it was gone. We have the whole incident on camera plus there are nearby cctv security cameras which we will have caught it too. I am worried, what do i do now. I am too nervous to go and announce it to friends because i am well known in my community. I am on here for advice, it would be really appreciated Victoria Winebottom You need to realize that not everyone on this planet believes everything they read from people. This event never happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17931651 Denmark 10/13/2012 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Victoria here Quoting: Victoria W 25333823 seeing as nobody believes me i`ll go out and deal with the ufo myself THANKS FOR NOTHING! Cheers Victoria I for one believe you I chased them for years.. -until they got too close but i didn't get zapped.. I don't know how to help you on this but at least i believe you, hopefully they just wanted to scare the shit out of you which they succeeded in |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20512756 United States 10/13/2012 11:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am on here for advice, it would be really appreciated Quoting: Victoria W 25333823 Victoria Winebottom Let me explain this because you obviously can't figure it out. Intelligence (kind of like what you are listening to now, only much more advanced) does not travel billions of miles to come to a planet and take pot-shots at people with a beam of light. The picture involved would be kind of like this: "Hey guys, watch this one." POW! See how stupid you sound? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20512756 United States 10/13/2012 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread like the one last Saturday are just distractions from what is really going on. As always dont feed the troll. Quoting: Something Fishies I agree this distracts from intelligent threads such as 'My inner belly button smells like Cheetos" You gotta wonder how he got his nose down there |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22367858 United Kingdom 10/13/2012 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You don't have to be afraid... Just talk with God and ask Him to please forgive you of your sins and ask Jesus to be your Lord and Savior. Quoting: MsKelly1959 25475316 They will not abduct a true born again Christ. If you see one for any reason.. just tell him to leave in the name of Jesus... keep speaking Jesus' name and tell him to leave. He must obey the name and authority of Jesus! Here are 2 excellent sites with reliable info about UFO's, aliens, Salvation and God. [link to measuring-stick.com] [link to theway.ihoststudio.com] A true Christian does not have to worry about aliens. They can't stand to be around a true Christian because of the power/name and saving blood of Jesus Christ. For prayer: 1-800-NeedHim ...and here's me thinking OP is insane! OP, go to AlienExistence.com (UK site). No doubt somebody there will listen to you. Mind you, they may give you short thrift too. |