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62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=

 
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Now, let me translate this in anonymous internet speak.

435 pound bench---I have a DP weight bench my mom got me a garage sale.

Hot Latina---I got a blow from a Mexican Tranny Hooker and it only cost 50 bucks, that's less than Eddie Murphy.

6% body fat----My spindly frame fits into to my Picard uniform really well.


62 ounces of 'physical' gold---I have eight computers, a Ham radio, an XBox, and aPlaystation and a 24 oz box of chocolate gold coins---that's about 62 ounces of gold, right?

Last Edited by Mad Scientist (aka AmJedi) on 10/11/2012 08:46 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
That's awesome!

Still nothing compared to my man...

But I'm happy for you.

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Hmmm, unlike your man, he's actually got the babe. LOL. I'm only kidding.
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Oh and the 'jealous' question translates to, I'm sad and pathetic please give me some attention.

Last Edited by Mad Scientist (aka AmJedi) on 10/11/2012 08:47 AM
(GLP aka American Jedi)

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If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

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Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

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I'd be worried if I were you.

Proverbs 16:18
In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values."

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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
My life.

jealous?

cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1608754


pics of the 62 oz, the A6, AND the hottie or you ain't got em....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


[link to 1.bp.blogspot.com]

Here he is with his car, babe, and a buddy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24123950


cruise
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
The upside to this, Audi is apparently making MoPeds. I bet those are sweeeeet!
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Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Now, let me translate this in anonymous internet speak.

435 pound bench---I have a DP weight bench my mom got me a garage sale.

Hot Latina---I got a blow from a Mexican Tranny Hooker and it only cost 50 bucks, that's less than Eddie Murphy.

6% body fat----My spindly frame fits into to my Picard uniform really well.


62 ounces of 'physical' gold---I have eight computers, a Ham radio, an XBox, and aPlaystation and a 24 oz box of chocolate gold coins---that's about 62 ounces of gold, right?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


cruise
Winner takes my car, clean and clear... but if I lose, I take the cash AND I take the respect!
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10/11/2012 08:56 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
My life.

jealous?

cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1608754


Enjoy your riches in Satans kingdom while it lasts, because it's clearly coming to an end, very soon. If you have your kingdom now, you think you'll have the one to come as well? Lol, have fun.
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10/11/2012 09:02 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Coming to a forum to boast and ask for praise? Enjoy that small peepee.
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OP, your mom is calling.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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10/11/2012 09:05 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
safety, defensive back, wide out if you have hands, or div. 2 running back, must have grace otherwise all to waste
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10/11/2012 09:35 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Tungsten, repair bills, and child support
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Repair bills? pffft!

New car every 3-4 years, paid in full.

Tungsten? That's a good one! lol

Child support? Nope, a cabinet full of 'morning afters' take care of any of that potential mess.

Don't hate your alphas.

thumbs
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But not enough balls in your pants..
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10/11/2012 09:37 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
It does sound nice but Id swap out the Latina with a blonde.

Latinas are often too hairy for me. Less likely with a blonde

But CHEERS!
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10/11/2012 09:38 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
and id swap out the gold for actual currency.

what a pain in the ass it would be to go food shopping but first have to convert your gold to something somebody will actually take
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10/11/2012 09:42 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Now, let me translate this in anonymous internet speak.

435 pound bench---I have a DP weight bench my mom got me a garage sale.

Hot Latina---I got a blow from a Mexican Tranny Hooker and it only cost 50 bucks, that's less than Eddie Murphy.

6% body fat----My spindly frame fits into to my Picard uniform really well.


62 ounces of 'physical' gold---I have eight computers, a Ham radio, an XBox, and aPlaystation and a 24 oz box of chocolate gold coins---that's about 62 ounces of gold, right?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


cruisecruisecruisecruisecruisecruisecruisebeavisbeavisbeavisbeavisbeavisbeavisbeavis
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
And then you woke up...
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10/11/2012 09:53 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
My life.

jealous?

cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1608754


Reality is you have 62 Ounces of Tungsten, a used 1994 Audi A6, and a 350lbs Latina on your memory foam you bought from church auction for $30.

lolatu
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Meh. I've found that those who brag the most about what they "have" usually have the least.

The ones who actually DO have nice things like that usually keep it to themselves.


To simplify for the simple minded, (braggarts == bullshit).
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10/11/2012 09:59 AM

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Meh. I've found that those who brag the most about what they "have" usually have the least.

The ones who actually DO have nice things like that usually keep it to themselves.


To simplify for the simple minded, (braggarts == bullshit).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055574


^^^This^^^ Can't imagine why you feel the need to discuss it but since you do, well, good for you!

I like to see people happy with their lives as I am pretty much so with mine.

But I hate that damned memory foam! That stuff sucks. Who wants to sleep in a hole like that? Too hot, too.
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10/11/2012 10:03 AM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
I've got about double your gold. Could care less about sleeping on styrofoam. And Hispanic bizzos are nasty. Only make love to aryan goddesses.
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
How much for the latino bitch. Lol
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
It does sound nice but Id swap out the Latina with a blonde.

Latinas are often too hairy for me. Less likely with a blonde

But CHEERS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


here in so fl most smell like black beans and yellow rice....

i prefer the 'gold bud' as well....

it glistens in the sun....ohyeah

drevil
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Now, let me translate this in anonymous internet speak.

435 pound bench---I have a DP weight bench my mom got me a garage sale.

Hot Latina---I got a blow from a Mexican Tranny Hooker and it only cost 50 bucks, that's less than Eddie Murphy.

6% body fat----My spindly frame fits into to my Picard uniform really well.


62 ounces of 'physical' gold---I have eight computers, a Ham radio, an XBox, and aPlaystation and a 24 oz box of chocolate gold coins---that's about 62 ounces of gold, right?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Hahahhahahahaha!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
My life.

jealous?

cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1608754


pics of the 62 oz, the A6, AND the hottie or you ain't got em....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


[link to 1.bp.blogspot.com]

Here he is with his car, babe, and a buddy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24123950


ROFL!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
DUDE, your sorry ass life.

I dont even own a home, I just stay at different girls homes when i am in the mood.

I drive a lotus, audi's suck BTW.
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10/11/2012 12:12 PM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
This threads super shit.

I got about,awww...$ 60,000,000 in industrial,dockland and commercial property.
I share in about 3M in rental returns by three.

I live in a one bed apartment above a supermarket.
I drive shitheap cars,eat vegan,am celibate and straight on all counts.

I sleep wherever I need to...ill sleep in meetings,or at a Death Metal gig,heh.

Audi A4...the euro taxi,lol.

I had a Diablo...and it was shit...i like Landcruisers.
When you ARE the last in line of old money,its useless.

Real wealths in the guts and heart,not pocket.
Never keep your money in your mind son.
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10/11/2012 12:21 PM
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-- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
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That's how you get bedbugs.
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10/11/2012 12:25 PM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Well, whooptitty fuckin' Dooo Bazzel!

whatever
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10/11/2012 12:32 PM
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
Yes where are the pictures OP, we need the pictures...
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Re: 62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
This is really amusing watching men beat their chest, bragging about how much they can bench press, with their hos on the side. Great way to get a good laugh first thing in the morning.
 Quoting: CrazyMama73


I notice you don't have a problem with the luxury auto and home in the City...interesting, but predictable.

kiss
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I prefer my mini van, more practical . I also have my house paid off in full, thanks to me, not my husband. Your comments are predictable.

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