62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=

Now, let me translate this in anonymous internet speak.

435 pound bench---I have a DP weight bench my mom got me a garage sale.

Hot Latina---I got a blow from a Mexican Tranny Hooker and it only cost 50 bucks, that's less than Eddie Murphy.

6% body fat----My spindly frame fits into to my Picard uniform really well.


62 ounces of 'physical' gold---I have eight computers, a Ham radio, an XBox, and aPlaystation and a 24 oz box of chocolate gold coins---that's about 62 ounces of gold, right?

Last Edited by RtrnofAmJedi on 10/11/2012 08:46 AM

Hmmm, unlike your man, he's actually got the babe. LOL. I'm only kidding.

Oh and the 'jealous' question translates to, I'm sad and pathetic please give me some attention.

Last Edited by RtrnofAmJedi on 10/11/2012 08:47 AM

I'd be worried if I were you.

Proverbs 16:18

The upside to this, Audi is apparently making MoPeds. I bet those are sweeeeet!

Enjoy your riches in Satans kingdom while it lasts, because it's clearly coming to an end, very soon. If you have your kingdom now, you think you'll have the one to come as well? Lol, have fun.

Coming to a forum to boast and ask for praise? Enjoy that small peepee.

OP, your mom is calling.

safety, defensive back, wide out if you have hands, or div. 2 running back, must have grace otherwise all to waste

But not enough balls in your pants..

It does sound nice but Id swap out the Latina with a blonde.

Latinas are often too hairy for me. Less likely with a blonde

But CHEERS!

and id swap out the gold for actual currency.

what a pain in the ass it would be to go food shopping but first have to convert your gold to something somebody will actually take

And then you woke up...

Reality is you have 62 Ounces of Tungsten, a used 1994 Audi A6, and a 350lbs Latina on your memory foam you bought from church auction for $30.

Meh. I've found that those who brag the most about what they "have" usually have the least.

The ones who actually DO have nice things like that usually keep it to themselves.


To simplify for the simple minded, (braggarts == bullshit).

^^^This^^^ Can't imagine why you feel the need to discuss it but since you do, well, good for you!

I like to see people happy with their lives as I am pretty much so with mine.

But I hate that damned memory foam! That stuff sucks. Who wants to sleep in a hole like that? Too hot, too.

I've got about double your gold. Could care less about sleeping on styrofoam. And Hispanic bizzos are nasty. Only make love to aryan goddesses.

How much for the latino bitch. Lol

here in so fl most smell like black beans and yellow rice....

i prefer the 'gold bud' as well....

it glistens in the sun....

Hahahhahahahaha!!!

ROFL!!!

DUDE, your sorry ass life.

I dont even own a home, I just stay at different girls homes when i am in the mood.

I drive a lotus, audi's suck BTW.

This threads super shit.

I got about,awww...$ 60,000,000 in industrial,dockland and commercial property.
I share in about 3M in rental returns by three.

I live in a one bed apartment above a supermarket.
I drive shitheap cars,eat vegan,am celibate and straight on all counts.

I sleep wherever I need to...ill sleep in meetings,or at a Death Metal gig,heh.

Audi A4...the euro taxi,lol.

I had a Diablo...and it was shit...i like Landcruisers.
When you ARE the last in line of old money,its useless.

Real wealths in the guts and heart,not pocket.
Never keep your money in your mind son.

That's how you get bedbugs.

Well, whooptitty fuckin' Dooo Bazzel!

Yes where are the pictures OP, we need the pictures...

I prefer my mini van, more practical . I also have my house paid off in full, thanks to me, not my husband. Your comments are predictable.