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62 ounces of physical gold -- an Audi A6 -- and a fine Latina on my King Sized Memory Foam=
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Now, let me translate this in anonymous internet speak.
435 pound bench---I have a DP weight bench my mom got me a garage sale.
Hot Latina---I got a blow from a Mexican Tranny Hooker and it only cost 50 bucks, that's less than Eddie Murphy.
6% body fat----My spindly frame fits into to my Picard uniform really well.
62 ounces of 'physical' gold---I have eight computers, a Ham radio, an XBox, and aPlaystation and a 24 oz box of chocolate gold coins---that's about 62 ounces of gold, right?
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