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Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/11/2012 08:53 AM
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Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
And We hear feminists demanding "equal rights".

Bunch of hypocritical sluts.

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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
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10/11/2012 08:55 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Because they want somebody with BALLS to make the first move, moran.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.

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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Can you take a pic of it with your cell phone?
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
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Can you take a pic of it with your cell phone?
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Weird fetish that is friend.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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10/11/2012 09:01 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
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Where are you taking Trinity?
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10/11/2012 09:05 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
If a woman is interested enough she will DEFINITELY make the first move to let you know her port is open for your sailing ship.
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10/11/2012 09:07 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
And We hear feminists demanding "equal rights".

Bunch of hypocritical sluts.

jerkit
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ew why would you date those type? wtf :s
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10/11/2012 09:10 AM

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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
to enter the dark cave of love, you need to set your destination to ballsville first.
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10/11/2012 09:28 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
to enter the dark cave of love, you need to set your destination to ballsville first.
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If you read this out loud in a Dutch accent it's rather hilar.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
to enter the dark cave of love, you need to set your destination to ballsville first.
 Quoting: Tigershield


If you read this out loud in a Dutch accent it's rather hilar.
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cruise
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10/11/2012 09:30 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
to enter the dark cave of love, you need to set your destination to ballsville first.
 Quoting: Tigershield


If you read this out loud in a Dutch accent it's rather hilar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 381186


rofl
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10/11/2012 09:33 AM

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10/11/2012 09:33 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
it's really strange... people keep talking about being the dominant alpha to get the girl, but not always so. i found that being a warm, polite, respectful person to a nice woman, makes them fall head over heels for you - especially when you're a little bit mysterious too. add a bit of vulnerability into the mix and they want to sexually dominate you!
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10/11/2012 09:39 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
These guys get all the girls in NL. :P

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10/11/2012 09:46 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
And We hear feminists demanding "equal rights".

Bunch of hypocritical sluts.

jerkit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25362258


The reason guys have to make the first move is that is how we know they're interested. If WE make the first move a lot of them will go along with it, but it does not mean they're truly interested. That matters to women, or it SHOULD, if they have any self-respect.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Hahahaha! This is so funny.

We have ways of getting you to make that first move that yu have not dreamed of!
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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10/11/2012 09:49 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Because they want somebody with BALLS to make the first move, moran.
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ROFLMAO! OMG, I was going to say something to that effect, but you said it far better! rockon
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Do I have to explain everything?

Have you ever witnessed a flower flying & jumping from bee hive to bee hive? Have you ever witnessed a flower flying from flower to flower for its pollination? Have you ever witnessed a bee saying "fuck it" and deciding to remain in the hive to party & pollinate with other confused drones? No. You haven't.
The thing between their legs is a flower. We are the drones. Get it now, Son?
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10/11/2012 10:03 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Because the sperm finds the egg.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Do I have to explain everything?

Have you ever witnessed a flower flying & jumping from bee hive to bee hive? Have you ever witnessed a flower flying from flower to flower for its pollination? Have you ever witnessed a bee saying "fuck it" and deciding to remain in the hive to party & pollinate with other confused drones? No. You haven't.
The thing between their legs is a flower. We are the drones. Get it now, Son?
 Quoting: Top Hat


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10/11/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
And We hear feminists demanding "equal rights".

Bunch of hypocritical sluts.

jerkit
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I never had to...
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10/11/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Some girls will make the "1st" move, or at least do something to make you make it, or make you think you made it.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Often positive feedback on a new hair do is all that's required.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
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Where are you taking Trinity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24937168


cruise
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
why do girls always have to do the dishes and laundry and not the boys?
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
I dunno, but I gotta take a big steamy shit. BRB.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious




Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Why do guys always have to make the first move and not girls?
Scat!
I enjoy aggressive. Girls that make the first move...scat!

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