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how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness

 
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how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
I am into the eastern stuff more than this abrahamic stuff. I sometimes chant hare krishna and stuff like that, I don't know where I'm going, but I think its not into jehovahs witness-land.

But somehow I started doing this bible study once a week with this jehovahs witness guy. At first it was cool because I was able to see their point of view, but now he's trying to convert me I think. It doesn't jive with me.

He's a nice guy though so I do enjoy meeting with him and chatting about the week, but I don't want to join them or even read the bible like he tries to get me to do.


I don't want to hurt him you know?
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
Be honest about it.

Don't join that dangerous cult. They just want you to sell books during Sunday morning. There is much more.
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Oh crap this happened to my cousin he was in college and was always high when they came by to talk and he was all messed up so he went along with there stuff. They were super nice but pushy he had to call the cops on them so they would leave him alone.
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
I guess I'll tell him its not what I'm in to. I am starting to dread the text message that says hes on his way. But I will tell him in person not by text. That would be weak.
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I guess I'll tell him its not what I'm in to. I am starting to dread the text message that says hes on his way. But I will tell him in person not by text. That would be weak.
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Good idea.

I predict he's gonna make a scene, so be prepared. ;)
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
tell him you don't feel like attending or tell him you converted to islam cruise
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Be honest
Speak from your heart


If that doesn't work
Buy them a Birthday gift
Start setting up the Xmas tree
Have hard core porn playing on the living room TV on Bible night.

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Get a Bible and point out all the contradictory stuff against the JW's. thumbs


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Stop showering and dress like a slob.
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Also for future reference never let the mormons in.
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
Tell him that
Jesus is God:
John 1:1 and 1:14; John 14:8,9, John 10:30
Heb 1:8-14 John 10:24-28, John 20: 24-28
Isaiah 9:6 Son..Mighty God, Eternal Father
Isaiah 43:10-11 Isaiah 44:6
John 17:5 Christ had no beginning (God had no beginning)
I Tim 6:14 sovereignty of Christ
colossians 2:9 In Him the fullness of deity
Father is God Rom 1:7
Son is God Heb 1:8
Holy Spirit is God Acts 5:3-4
God declares His son is God Heb 1:8
men declare Him God John 10:28
Demons recognize Him as God Mark 1:24
Jesus declares Himself God John 10:30
2 Pet 1:1
Titus 2:13
"I Am" all the religious leaders recognized this term means "I Am God" Exodus 3:14, John 8:58, John 18:5,6, Mark 14:62.... it angered them then, and it angers the religious but lost today

Jesus said, "Unless you believe I am He, you will die in your sins" John 8:23
JWs do not believe Jesus is God: therefore, from Jesus' mouth, they will die in their sins. Only Jesus can cover our sins.....not good works, not money, nothing else.
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
i tried to tell him the part about "you will only know god through me" and he didn't buy that part either.
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
i tried to tell him the part about "you will only know god through me" and he didn't buy that part either.
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He won't "buy" that Jesus is God either, but the Bible says that Jesus is God, and that anyone who does not believe that and convert (repent) will die in their sins.

Jesus is God and is the only way to heaven. People either believe that or they die in their sins.
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Become a blood donor
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
I am into the eastern stuff more than this abrahamic stuff. I sometimes chant hare krishna and stuff like that, I don't know where I'm going, but I think its not into jehovahs witness-land.

But somehow I started doing this bible study once a week with this jehovahs witness guy. At first it was cool because I was able to see their point of view, but now he's trying to convert me I think. It doesn't jive with me.

He's a nice guy though so I do enjoy meeting with him and chatting about the week, but I don't want to join them or even read the bible like he tries to get me to do.


I don't want to hurt him you know?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25127309


My mom is a JW. Look man... nobody twisted your arm to study the Bible, right? They offered and you said yes. If you don't wish to continue, just say so. I'm not going to tell you they wont try to be persuasive... again, just restate your position. No harm done.

It's always amusing to see the folks who come out of the woodworks with faulty accusations against JWs.. for ex, the poster above saying they're a cult (probably couldn't even define cult if his/her life depended on it). Even the ones that used to bash them for not accepting blood transfusions (most folks are aware that even the Dept of Defense - yearh you read that right look it up if you dont believe me... all branches - Army, Navy, Marine, AF - they're all doing bloodless surgery given the many benefits: less costs, less risks, etc... all thanks to JWs stance on blood!).

The fact is, there's not a religious group anywhere that comes even close to doing what JWs do... going door-to-door preaching... all volunteers and all for free and all over the world.
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When you speak in tongues, do it in English.
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I sometimes chant hare krishna and stuff like that, I don't know where I'm going, but I think its not into jehovahs witness-land.

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grizzy Well at the moment neither you or your friend seem to be heading to anywhere where you really want to be going to when this life is over.

Read and heed...

THIS AS YOUR LIFE!... [link to www.chick.com]

If you would like to know more about the Jehovah's Witnesses THE CRISIS... [link to www.chick.com]

If you would like to know more about Buddhism...THE TYCOON... [link to www.chick.com]

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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
I am into the eastern stuff more than this abrahamic stuff. I sometimes chant hare krishna and stuff like that, I don't know where I'm going, but I think its not into jehovahs witness-land.

But somehow I started doing this bible study once a week with this jehovahs witness guy. At first it was cool because I was able to see their point of view, but now he's trying to convert me I think. It doesn't jive with me.

He's a nice guy though so I do enjoy meeting with him and chatting about the week, but I don't want to join them or even read the bible like he tries to get me to do.


I don't want to hurt him you know?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25127309



Aske them to have wild sex (since they only have it for procreation purposes)
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
Just knock on their door, especially when they're busy or around dinner time. Then when they come to the door, start talking to them about a bunch of shit they don't give a flying fuck about.
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Just tell him that you are not converting to his cult of a religion and that you will never be his possession! The JW's treat women almost as poorly as muslims, you do NOT want to keep going down this path. By the sound of it he is pretty well brainwashed and his only goal in converting you is to subjugate your individuality and bend you to his will. FLEE NOW!!!
It is, to me, sad how fast people forget the FOUNDATIONS of our fine country! This country was built by an armed population capable of fending for themselves, and will be lost by couches full of potato-sheeple riding their 52" HD-LEDTV's into the orwellian sunset. :(
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BRING ON THE DOOM!!!
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Tell her you want her to drink your blood.
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Man up and just be honest about things, and the way that you feel about the relationship. Don't start making excuses or telling lies. And you should be able to break up in a civilized fashion, and that way you can remain friends, in order to keep your options open.
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Make your next 5 dates birthday party "must attend" events and start leaving Christmas gift hints.
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stop answering the door when he comes over

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The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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I don't see what religion has to do with this. Just break up. He's a person, not a belief system.
They also serve who stand and wait. John Milton
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
You could always introduce him to your borther.

Rabbi Yousuckalottowitz.
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How do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness?

Start whoring around in dive bars on the Sabbath and the Jehovah's witness will break up with YOU.

Problem solved.
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Re: how do i "break up" with a jehovahs witness
give him/her some sheckels..or 30 pieces of silver
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Stop being a pussy. Just tell him to fuck right off.
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I am into the eastern stuff more than this abrahamic stuff. I sometimes chant hare krishna and stuff like that, I don't know where I'm going, but I think its not into jehovahs witness-land.

But somehow I started doing this bible study once a week with this jehovahs witness guy. At first it was cool because I was able to see their point of view, but now he's trying to convert me I think. It doesn't jive with me.

He's a nice guy though so I do enjoy meeting with him and chatting about the week, but I don't want to join them or even read the bible like he tries to get me to do.


I don't want to hurt him you know?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25127309


tell him to "fuck-off with his religious bullshit"...if that doesn't work you might have to shive him in the spleen

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