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1. The word 'clitoris' derives from the Greek language and means 'little hill.'

2. The clitoris and the penis are equivalent, gender-adapted equals. The clitoris is made of the same erectile tissue as a penis, has a penis-like shaft, and a tiny glans with its own foreskin.

3. The average clitoris is just about as big as a flaccid penis, since it has a much bigger section buried in the pelvis.

4. One of the most fascinating clitoris secrets is that it has twice the number of nerve endings as its male counterparts.

5. The clitoris plays a pivotal role in a woman's ability to orgasm. While many women fail to orgasm through intercourse, few fail to climax through stimulation of the clitoris.

6. It's the clitoris one should be addressing if one wants the same rapid response from a woman as from a man. Most women climax easily, quickly and without stress from clitoral stimulation with a vibrator.

7. The clitoris starts retracting when an orgasm is about to happen.

8. A clitoral orgasm generally lasts longer than the best of male orgasms.

9. The clitoris is the only sexual organ without a reproductive function.

10. The clitoris is the only human organ designed purely for pleasure.

Armed with these clitoris secrets, head straight for the bedroom for a night to remember!
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Misread it as Fun facts about Chinese for everybody to enjoy.
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1. The word 'clitoris' derives from the Greek language and means 'little hill.'

2. The clitoris and the penis are equivalent, gender-adapted equals. The clitoris is made of the same erectile tissue as a penis, has a penis-like shaft, and a tiny glans with its own foreskin.

3. The average clitoris is just about as big as a flaccid penis, since it has a much bigger section buried in the pelvis.

4. One of the most fascinating clitoris secrets is that it has twice the number of nerve endings as its male counterparts.

5. The clitoris plays a pivotal role in a woman's ability to orgasm. While many women fail to orgasm through intercourse, few fail to climax through stimulation of the clitoris.

6. It's the clitoris one should be addressing if one wants the same rapid response from a woman as from a man. Most women climax easily, quickly and without stress from clitoral stimulation with a vibrator.

7. The clitoris starts retracting when an orgasm is about to happen.

8. A clitoral orgasm generally lasts longer than the best of male orgasms.

9. The clitoris is the only sexual organ without a reproductive function.

10. The clitoris is the only human organ designed purely for pleasure.

Armed with these clitoris secrets, head straight for the bedroom for a night to remember!
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Let's not forget the boobies.
Most people have no idea what they really are when in reality they are specialized sweat glands.
No shit, my Doctor told he learned that in Med school.
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Five morons gave a five star rating to a topic about something so obvious to everyone.
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Misread it as Fun facts about Chinese for everybody to enjoy.
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Man the clitoris and the boobaroniez NOW !
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I saw this exact same list on the inside of a fortune cookie.
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lI always say this but people still believe men enjoy more than women, sorry but clitorial orgasm is stronger than penis orgasm.
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Aaaaagh.. It took a few seconds. Don't EVER, EVER do that to me again!
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Vital info: The vast majority of women require clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm -- penetration just isn't always enough on its own. Sounds like a good enough reason to makes its acquaintance, doesn't it?
how to play with it

Language

Sexual stimulation is largely a cerebral activity for women; turning her on requires attention to her brain, not just her body. Even if you and your woman have yet to venture into talking dirty to each other, rest assured that whispering in her ear about what you plan on doing to her, or how turned on you are, can be enough to get her wanting more. The more aroused you can get her before the clothes come off, the easier your next job will be and this is key to understanding the clitoris.

Fingers

It goes without saying that clean hands and neat fingernails are key if you plan on going exploring, but what you might not realize is that diving in and honing in on her clitoris to start with might not be your best plan of attack. Your fingers are nimble: use them to your advantage. Stroke her thighs on your way and caress the areas on either side of her clitoris, including her labia, before gently making the first contact. A lot of women may find direct pressure uncomfortable, so try aiming just below or just above her clitoris and making small circular movements. Because the clitoris actually extends well into her entire pelvic region, rest assured that her enjoyment will only be enhanced by full manual coverage.

Just a note on pressure: Be sure not to get too rough with her sensitive areas before you get to know what she likes and are clear on your understanding of the clitoris. A light touch will be more successful on most women, and those who need a little more are probably going to get frustrated with your restraint and beg for a harder touch. Sounds like a win-win situation to us.

Understanding the clitoris can be fun and stimulating for you both


Mouth

All women appreciate that you've decided to get up close and personal -- really, they do -- and your mouth (and tongue) are your best aids to helping her achieve an earth-shattering orgasm every time. The built-in lubrication and warmth are obvious pros in favor of oral sex, as is your ability to mix up the sensations with your lips and tongue teamwork. If you're looking to move past the basic flick and swirl and show that you really understand the clitoris, try creating a bit of suction by taking her clitoris into your mouth with some gentle sucking or pulling away when she's close to orgasm, and gently blowing on it to heighten her sensation and prolong the encounter.


Penis

We don't want to ignore your favorite sex toy when we're discussing her orgasm and understanding the clitoris; your penis can get in the game and help out during foreplay to really get her going as well. During intercourse, your member might not get too much face time with her clitoris, so it's worth taking a bit of time to introduce them -- they're sure to be fast friends. Before sex, why not try having your woman lay on her back with her legs clamped together tightly (on her stomach works too) and slide your member between her legs right where they meet with her pelvis. Moving back and forth in this position lets your penis rub between her labia and, more importantly, directly over her clitoris. Not only does this trick feel great for both of you, it's sure to heighten your collective arousal and result in possible orgasms for everyone.
no longer so elusive…

Understanding the clitoris is the sign of a man that is invested in his partner and her pleasure, both of which are noble qualities. Even though it seems like a bit of a mystery, there's nothing to be afraid of, and many things to gain, namely a happy and satisfied woman. And remember, a satisfied woman is going to be more interested in making sure that you're satisfied too, and you can't ask for more than that.
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Vital info: The vast majority of women require clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm -- penetration just isn't always enough on its own. Sounds like a good enough reason to makes its acquaintance, doesn't it?
how to play with it

Language

Sexual stimulation is largely a cerebral activity for women; turning her on requires attention to her brain, not just her body. Even if you and your woman have yet to venture into talking dirty to each other, rest assured that whispering in her ear about what you plan on doing to her, or how turned on you are, can be enough to get her wanting more. The more aroused you can get her before the clothes come off, the easier your next job will be and this is key to understanding the clitoris.

Fingers

It goes without saying that clean hands and neat fingernails are key if you plan on going exploring, but what you might not realize is that diving in and honing in on her clitoris to start with might not be your best plan of attack. Your fingers are nimble: use them to your advantage. Stroke her thighs on your way and caress the areas on either side of her clitoris, including her labia, before gently making the first contact. A lot of women may find direct pressure uncomfortable, so try aiming just below or just above her clitoris and making small circular movements. Because the clitoris actually extends well into her entire pelvic region, rest assured that her enjoyment will only be enhanced by full manual coverage.

Just a note on pressure: Be sure not to get too rough with her sensitive areas before you get to know what she likes and are clear on your understanding of the clitoris. A light touch will be more successful on most women, and those who need a little more are probably going to get frustrated with your restraint and beg for a harder touch. Sounds like a win-win situation to us.

Understanding the clitoris can be fun and stimulating for you both


Mouth

All women appreciate that you've decided to get up close and personal -- really, they do -- and your mouth (and tongue) are your best aids to helping her achieve an earth-shattering orgasm every time. The built-in lubrication and warmth are obvious pros in favor of oral sex, as is your ability to mix up the sensations with your lips and tongue teamwork. If you're looking to move past the basic flick and swirl and show that you really understand the clitoris, try creating a bit of suction by taking her clitoris into your mouth with some gentle sucking or pulling away when she's close to orgasm, and gently blowing on it to heighten her sensation and prolong the encounter.


Penis

We don't want to ignore your favorite sex toy when we're discussing her orgasm and understanding the clitoris; your penis can get in the game and help out during foreplay to really get her going as well. During intercourse, your member might not get too much face time with her clitoris, so it's worth taking a bit of time to introduce them -- they're sure to be fast friends. Before sex, why not try having your woman lay on her back with her legs clamped together tightly (on her stomach works too) and slide your member between her legs right where they meet with her pelvis. Moving back and forth in this position lets your penis rub between her labia and, more importantly, directly over her clitoris. Not only does this trick feel great for both of you, it's sure to heighten your collective arousal and result in possible orgasms for everyone.
no longer so elusive…

Understanding the clitoris is the sign of a man that is invested in his partner and her pleasure, both of which are noble qualities. Even though it seems like a bit of a mystery, there's nothing to be afraid of, and many things to gain, namely a happy and satisfied woman. And remember, a satisfied woman is going to be more interested in making sure that you're satisfied too, and you can't ask for more than that.
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For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish,
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lI always say this but people still believe men enjoy more than women, sorry but clitorial orgasm is stronger than penis orgasm.
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well the women's enjoyment is not depended on some general thruth whether women enjoy sex more or men.if a man isn't very compatible witht the woman, then man enjoys more coz the male orgasam is a less complex thing, but if the woman belongs with the man, it they are ver compatible the orgasam ratio goes like this.woman one, man one, woman two, no wait three, man one...woman multiple orgasam, who can count, man one, woman one, wait two, man one...woman and man drop on the bed blisful and in love...so seems to me that women enjoy sex more than men, the secret to female orgasamis just to find the right man....there is also the kind of relationship where ppl are semi compatible, where the orgasam ratio is, so to say, equal, woman one, man one...this was nice yah, let's fight over who lied to whom that he/she wants/doesn't want kids...that kind of sexual realtionship is called bad marriage, lol
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lI always say this but people still believe men enjoy more than women, sorry but clitorial orgasm is stronger than penis orgasm.
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well the women's enjoyment is not depended on some general thruth whether women enjoy sex more or men.if a man isn't very compatible witht the woman, then man enjoys more coz the male orgasam is a less complex thing, but if the woman belongs with the man, it they are ver compatible the orgasam ratio goes like this.woman one, man one, woman two, no wait three, man one...woman multiple orgasam, who can count, man one, woman one, wait two, man one...woman and man drop on the bed blisful and in love...so seems to me that women enjoy sex more than men, the secret to female orgasamis just to find the right man....there is also the kind of relationship where ppl are semi compatible, where the orgasam ratio is, so to say, equal, woman one, man one...this was nice yah, let's fight over who lied to whom that he/she wants/doesn't want kids...that kind of sexual realtionship is called bad marriage, lol
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Women can orgasm more times and stronger than men. People tend to think that men enjoy more because they're more openly searching for sex at all times, but that has nothing to do with the biological capacities of genders to enjoy sexual pleasure.
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I'll be damned. I've been doing it right all these years.

So many satified ladies. Good for me, and them.

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The clitoris provided women with a means to enjoy something we men just DO because it's wired in to us. Before monogamy came along, a woman would copulate with a lot of men and the strongest sperm would make it to the ovum.
Now, for her to keep going one man after another there had to be some kind of pleasure involved. The clitoris as a pleasure giver is so vastly superior to the penis that it makes the male orgasm look like a bad joke.
You never hear of threads decrying women for masturbating or telling them their hairline will recede etc.
They are made for pleasure...we're made to fuck :-)
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