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Fun facts about clitorises for everyone to enjoy - men and women

 
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In S Korea, women do not have a critolis.
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Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.

There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.

The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.

Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.

Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.

While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.

The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.

Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.

Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.

Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!
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1. The word 'clitoris' derives from the Greek language and means 'little hill.'

2. The clitoris and the penis are equivalent, gender-adapted equals. The clitoris is made of the same erectile tissue as a penis, has a penis-like shaft, and a tiny glans with its own foreskin.

3. The average clitoris is just about as big as a flaccid penis, since it has a much bigger section buried in the pelvis.

4. One of the most fascinating clitoris secrets is that it has twice the number of nerve endings as its male counterparts.

5. The clitoris plays a pivotal role in a woman's ability to orgasm. While many women fail to orgasm through intercourse, few fail to climax through stimulation of the clitoris.

6. It's the clitoris one should be addressing if one wants the same rapid response from a woman as from a man. Most women climax easily, quickly and without stress from clitoral stimulation with a vibrator.

7. The clitoris starts retracting when an orgasm is about to happen.

8. A clitoral orgasm generally lasts longer than the best of male orgasms.

9. The clitoris is the only sexual organ without a reproductive function.

10. The clitoris is the only human organ designed purely for pleasure.

Armed with these clitoris secrets, head straight for the bedroom for a night to remember!
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Well......sometimes I like the taste and other times I want to throw up. Yet, I still keep it keeping on.
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"4. One of the most fascinating clitoris secrets is that it has twice the number of nerve endings as its male counterparts." That's not fair!
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In S Korea, women do not have a critolis.
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LOL!!

Nice.
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bump for the people that like it!!
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lI always say this but people still believe men enjoy more than women, sorry but clitorial orgasm is stronger than penis orgasm.
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When your your clit pukes out 6 ounces of pressure from the in ER depths of your loins then come talk to me. There's more to a mans nut than a scream, a giggle, a cry, need to cuddle. A man's O is like clutching in a centrifugal pump at 8000 RPM's. no clit can rep the South side like that.
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But... New ultrasounds of female O's show that clit muscles wrap around the circumference of the vaginal opening and extend deeper into the abdomen than previously imagined.

Try fisting.