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Urine and feces therapy, it works!!

 
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10/12/2012 02:21 AM
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Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
So ive been trying urine therapy for a while and have had wonderful results.
Dandruff is gone, skin is clearer, energy levels are through the roof.
Now im going to the next level, eating feces.

Yesterday i ate my first turd and i immediately noticed a surge of strength and well which lasted all day from just the once turd.
Have i found something special here?
I noticed i was getting alot of female attention too when i was downtown, i just had this animaistic attraction.

So is anyone else here ddoing this type of therapy id be really interested in hearing your experiences, ideas for recipes etc?
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10/12/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
My dog does it!!!
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10/12/2012 02:32 AM
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My dog does it!!!
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Yes its yet another lesson we can learn from our animal brothers but i want to hear idead about how to prepare it.
Like in a stew or fried etc.
Eating it raw leaves a certain earthy taste which is a little overpowering.
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10/12/2012 02:35 AM
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Ok I will ask my dog how he prefers it , hang on a sec ........... He says hot and steamy is the only way to go .
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10/12/2012 02:40 AM
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Australia, I can't believe you are doing that, I can almost get around the urine ( even if it is hard ) but who told you to eat feces?

I always heard, when I was young, that there were some people if told to eat shit they would. If you did, I know that tale was true!
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10/12/2012 02:44 AM
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I've been eating my turds for a year now, and yes! the first thing you notice is the tremendous surge in energy and vitality.
And I've never looked better - my eyes and hair shine, I've become fit without exercise, and have the skin of a baby. Everyone I meet wants to go to bed with me. I feel great!
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10/12/2012 02:48 AM
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I just smear it all over my body before going out to a club and the ho's be climbin all over me like cats in heat!

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10/12/2012 02:51 AM
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Real Feces Therapy

[link to www.cnn.com]

"After surviving a near-fatal car accident, Kaitlin Hunter found herself battling a devastating bacterial infection in her colon that also threatened her life.

The persistent infection was beaten through a little-known technique involving the transplant of fecal matter from Hunter's mother, which put healthy bacteria back into her colon.

Following the July procedure, "I've been so happy," said Hunter, 20, of Marietta, Georgia. "I'm cured."
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10/12/2012 03:02 AM
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Real Feces Therapy

[link to www.cnn.com]

"After surviving a near-fatal car accident, Kaitlin Hunter found herself battling a devastating bacterial infection in her colon that also threatened her life.

The persistent infection was beaten through a little-known technique involving the transplant of fecal matter from Hunter's mother, which put healthy bacteria back into her colon.

Following the July procedure, "I've been so happy," said Hunter, 20, of Marietta, Georgia. "I'm cured."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25416693


That was very interesting article, saved her life. So if you get infected with C. Diff, you might consider this radical therapy.

But it does nothing to strengthen your body's normal immune system to tax it repeatedly with WASTE products that the body REJECTS.

Following this flawed logic would mean junkies and methheads would be as strong as superman.

Everyone wants to feel unique. You want to play with your poop? wipe your ass with your hand.
ANHEDONIC

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10/12/2012 03:07 AM

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You might enjoy the thread about plugging your vitamins.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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10/12/2012 03:09 AM
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How much Urine do you put on your Feces?
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10/12/2012 03:10 AM
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Do you have any good turd recipes you like to share? I find my breath stinks after eating raw turd.

My work colleagues complain about my lunch box in the fridge. One said "What's for lunch", I said "Same old shit". I suspect he was stealing my lunch before I switched to turds.

Do you eat other people's turds, or just your own?
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10/12/2012 03:13 AM
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Re: Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
So ive been trying urine therapy for a while and have had wonderful results.
Dandruff is gone, skin is clearer, energy levels are through the roof.
Now im going to the next level, eating feces.

Yesterday i ate my first turd and i immediately noticed a surge of strength and well which lasted all day from just the once turd.
Have i found something special here?
I noticed i was getting alot of female attention too when i was downtown, i just had this animaistic attraction.

So is anyone else here ddoing this type of therapy id be really interested in hearing your experiences, ideas for recipes etc?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390594


Like this guy?


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10/12/2012 03:14 AM

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Do you have any good turd recipes you like to share? I find my breath stinks after eating raw turd.

My work colleagues complain about my lunch box in the fridge. One said "What's for lunch", I said "Same old shit". I suspect he was stealing my lunch before I switched to turds.

Do you eat other people's turds, or just your own?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16025013


lmao

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10/12/2012 03:25 AM
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Re: Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
Do you have any good turd recipes you like to share? I find my breath stinks after eating raw turd.

My work colleagues complain about my lunch box in the fridge. One said "What's for lunch", I said "Same old shit". I suspect he was stealing my lunch before I switched to turds.

Do you eat other people's turds, or just your own?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16025013


I only consume my own feces.
I wouldnt eat anyone elses turds due to possible disease etc, disgusting.
I find they form a nice solid bar when cooled in the fridge then hey can be chewed like a chocolate, quite delightful.
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04/10/2013 06:54 AM
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Seriously though
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04/10/2013 06:56 AM
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Re: Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
So ive been trying urine therapy for a while and have had wonderful results.
Dandruff is gone, skin is clearer, energy levels are through the roof.
Now im going to the next level, eating feces.

Yesterday i ate my first turd and i immediately noticed a surge of strength and well which lasted all day from just the once turd.
Have i found something special here?
I noticed i was getting alot of female attention too when i was downtown, i just had this animaistic attraction.

So is anyone else here ddoing this type of therapy id be really interested in hearing your experiences, ideas for recipes etc?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390594


Try squirell milk. Its great for the brain
Im shittin with no potty
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04/28/2013 05:17 PM
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Re: Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
Do you have any good turd recipes you like to share? I find my breath stinks after eating raw turd.

My work colleagues complain about my lunch box in the fridge. One said "What's for lunch", I said "Same old shit". I suspect he was stealing my lunch before I switched to turds.

Do you eat other people's turds, or just your own?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16025013


lmao
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


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Ewan Mee
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08/19/2013 11:22 AM
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Re: Urine and feces therapy, it works!!
I can also attest to urine and feces therapy being beneficial. I have been doing it for 5 years now and feel amazing, am stronger, healthier, smarter and have even developed psychic abilities.

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