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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940 ) is an American martial artist and actor.

After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist, and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do.

Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee, and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s.

He next played the starring role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001.

Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates and causes.

In 2007 and 2008, he campaigned for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who was running for the Republican nomination for President in 2008.

Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.

As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or impossible feats to Norris



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Oh no, I've just killed this thread.
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Chuck Norris is an Executive Producer of "Walker" (1993) as well as the star.

Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films such as The Hitman (1991), The Delta Force (1986) and Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990).

He also starred in Missing in Action (1984) and its sequels, Firewalker (1986) and Sidekicks (1992).

Norris was born Carlos Ray in Ryan, OK. The eldest of three children, he helped his mother raise his two younger brothers in Torrance, CA, where his family moved when he was 12.

Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do.

After returning home, he worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor.

Two years later he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools.

His students included Steve McQueen, Priscilla Presley and the Osmonds.

In 1968, he became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion, holding the title undefeated until he retired in 1974.

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He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do.

In 1969, he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by "Black Belt" magazine.

By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years.

In 1996, he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

Norris, who was urged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen, skillfully incorporates his martial-arts knowledge into his series and feature film projects, stressing action and technique over violence.

He is the author of the books "The Secret of Inner Strength" and "The Secret Power Within - Zen Solutions to Real Problems".

He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way, Make-a-Wish Foundation and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools.

He also starred in the television movie Blood In, Blood Out (1993), broadcast on CBS. He lives on a ranch when not filming. His birthday is March 10.

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His wood is enormous.
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His wood is enormous.
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Yes it is mighty woody!
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Fuck Chuck Norris.


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He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do.
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I'm a black belt in No Kan Do.
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Fuck Chuck Norris.


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Thank you Chuck Norris.

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Don't Fuck with Chuck



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Jesus walked on water
Chuck Norris swims though land.
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Fuck Chuck Norris.


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God damn, cannot judge a book by it's cover. I thought it was just some redneck douche bag turned out he was a pretty smart cool guy.

Go Dusty Smith!
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When a zombie bites Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris doesn't change into a zombie, the zombie changes into Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie bites Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris doesn't change into a zombie, the zombie changes into Chuck Norris.
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TBC _ at another time_ I shall continue this epic shit! Another day! Long live Chuck Norris, A Living Fucking Lendgend of our time! rockon
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He also built the house he was born.
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Chuck Norris only needs a stunt double during crying scenes.
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

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