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God doesn't exist

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/12/2012 11:02 AM
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God doesn't exist
Proof or GTFO!!!
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dont bother, they will just say PROVE GOD DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

it doesn't work that way christians.
..why don't you take a seat over there
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10/12/2012 11:05 AM
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u r right
why there are so many religions
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10/12/2012 11:07 AM
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
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iseeeeeeee
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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dont bother, they will just say PROVE GOD DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

it doesn't work that way christians.
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


just them asking that in answer is proof enough he doesn't exist...
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10/12/2012 11:10 AM
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Of course he exists...

Are you saying that my imaginary friend is unreal???
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10/12/2012 11:12 AM
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teacher; sally look out the window, do u see the trees

sally; yes

teacher; sally, do you see the grass

sally; yes

teacher; sally go outside and look up and come back and tell me if you see the sky

sally leaves and comes back.

teacher; sally did you see the sky.

sally; yes

teacher; did you see God sally

sally; No

teacher; thats because he doesn't exist.

Johnny raises hand

teacher; yes johnny

Johnny; sally do you see the trees

sally; yess

johhny; sally do you see the grass

sally; yeessss

johnny; sally do you see the teacher

sally; yyyeeessss

johnny; sally do you see the teachers brain

sally; nooo

johnny; well, according to what we learned here today, she doesn't has one.
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10/12/2012 11:12 AM
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Has it ever crossed your mind that God might be a neutral observer? Something like a scientist watching his ant farm?
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10/12/2012 11:17 AM
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:iseeeeeeee:
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


This pic is (OP) alright.
"God doesn't exist" How do you know this? Did you die then came back from the other side to inform us nothings on the other side?!? (You don't know that)

To express your 'opinion' like it's some sort of fact we are all supposto believe makes you look....Stupid.
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10/12/2012 11:19 AM
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Has it ever crossed your mind that God might be a neutral observer? Something like a scientist watching his ant farm?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


it doesnt cross my mind. Because God doesn't exist. but if you have proof, provide. If not stfu
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:iseeeeeeee:
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


This pic is (OP) alright.
"God doesn't exist" How do you know this? Did you die then came back from the other side to inform us nothings on the other side?!? (You don't know that)

To express your 'opinion' like it's some sort of fact we are all supposto believe makes you look....Stupid.
 Quoting: Tanarus


provide proof he exists then smartass... otherwise GTFO...

my proof is that you can't provide proof
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Has it ever crossed your mind that God might be a neutral observer? Something like a scientist watching his ant farm?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


it doesnt cross my mind. Because God doesn't exist. but if you have proof, provide. If not stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


You have a monopoly on stupid.
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10/12/2012 11:22 AM
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teacher; sally look out the window, do u see the trees

sally; yes

teacher; sally, do you see the grass

sally; yes

teacher; sally go outside and look up and come back and tell me if you see the sky

sally leaves and comes back.

teacher; sally did you see the sky.

sally; yes

teacher; did you see God sally

sally; No

teacher; thats because he doesn't exist.

Johnny raises hand

teacher; yes johnny

Johnny; sally do you see the trees

sally; yess

johhny; sally do you see the grass

sally; yeessss

johnny; sally do you see the teacher

sally; yyyeeessss

johnny; sally do you see the teachers brain

sally; nooo

johnny; well, according to what we learned here today, she doesn't has one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25430685


That's fucking dumb. Because if you crack her skull open you'll see her brain. Fail at trying to justify something that isn't real.
"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."

-Jerry Garcia
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Has it ever crossed your mind that God might be a neutral observer? Something like a scientist watching his ant farm?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


it doesnt cross my mind. Because God doesn't exist. but if you have proof, provide. If not stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


You have a monopoly on stupid.
 Quoting: Tanarus


don't get mad and call me stupid because I need proof before believing something exists. do you often believe in things that have no proof of their existence?. You probably still believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, right?
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10/12/2012 11:27 AM
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A man asked, "Where is God?" Jesus took a piece of bread and gave it to the man, saying, "Take this and hold it". Then He said, "Put out the other hand", He poured a little water on the upturned palm and said, "Now you have felt the power of God, for without His spirit in the bread and in the water these would not exist for you. Split a billet of wood and God will be there. Lift up a stone and you will find Him".

Kolbrin
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A man asked, "Where is God?" Jesus took a piece of bread and gave it to the man, saying, "Take this and hold it". Then He said, "Put out the other hand", He poured a little water on the upturned palm and said, "Now you have felt the power of God, for without His spirit in the bread and in the water these would not exist for you. Split a billet of wood and God will be there. Lift up a stone and you will find Him".

Kolbrin
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far out, say random shit like that today and see what happens...
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it's funny back in history all you had to do is come down from a mountain or out of a cave and say god exists and it's true. do that today and you get called crazy and an idiot because you have no proof. but yet we all still believe these prophets and sources from back in ancient times. simply amazing....

I might find a cave and start saying that god told me this god told me that and come back and see if I can get a famous religion going...
Itchy Who?

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The funniest beliefs are those who don't even recognize themselves as beliefs. You can't proof that there is a god (and for gods sake i don't believe in any of the religions today) But aswell you just can't proof that there is no god.
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

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10/12/2012 11:35 AM
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God will show you soon enough that He exists.

Then you will have a choice to make. Might as well start thinking about your decision now.
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Has it ever crossed your mind that God might be a neutral observer? Something like a scientist watching his ant farm?
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


it doesnt cross my mind. Because God doesn't exist. but if you have proof, provide. If not stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


You have a monopoly on stupid.
 Quoting: Tanarus


don't get mad and call me stupid because I need proof before believing something exists. do you often believe in things that have no proof of their existence?. You probably still believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


No 'Genius.' YOU are the one going around saying there is no God. I was merely pointing out your flawed thinking. But your to stupid to know your stupid!... That's pretty bad.
Itchy Who?

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it's funny back in history all you had to do is come down from a mountain or out of a cave and say god exists and it's true. do that today and you get called crazy and an idiot because you have no proof. but yet we all still believe these prophets and sources from back in ancient times. simply amazing....

I might find a cave and start saying that god told me this god told me that and come back and see if I can get a famous religion going...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


Sir, today we have these "Ascended-Master-Editions" for sale, you can easily base a religion or a belief on simple claims.
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

"I am Jack's medulla oblongata, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing!"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone”

"The flutes of the chi will sound again, my friend."

[link to upload.wikimedia.org]
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it doesnt cross my mind. Because God doesn't exist. but if you have proof, provide. If not stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


You have a monopoly on stupid.
 Quoting: Tanarus


don't get mad and call me stupid because I need proof before believing something exists. do you often believe in things that have no proof of their existence?. You probably still believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


No 'Genius.' YOU are the one going around saying there is no God. I was merely pointing out your flawed thinking. But your to stupid to know your stupid!... That's pretty bad.
 Quoting: Tanarus


again tell me how I am stupid because I demand proof before belief not here say and myth, please explain genius?
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That,s true.
Sad, but is the only one true.
We are a universe mistake.
Or maybe he´s on vacation right now.
Remember one second for him is a century for us.
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Prob not , But why point it out?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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A man asked, "Where is God?" Jesus took a piece of bread and gave it to the man, saying, "Take this and hold it". Then He said, "Put out the other hand", He poured a little water on the upturned palm and said, "Now you have felt the power of God, for without His spirit in the bread and in the water these would not exist for you. Split a billet of wood and God will be there. Lift up a stone and you will find Him".

Kolbrin
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far out, say random shit like that today and see what happens...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


lol would be entertaining :)

I wonder how many blank stares and confused looks i would i get before i came across someone who had the vision to comprehend lol.

depends on who i was talking to i spose....

hf
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On the other hand, without empirical evidence the statement "God doesn't exist" is simply a statement of faith, not fact. So "God exists" and "God doesn't exist" have the same value.
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Prob not , But why point it out?
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


because people think I'm a crackpot for not believing in something that has no proof
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You have a monopoly on stupid.
 Quoting: Tanarus


don't get mad and call me stupid because I need proof before believing something exists. do you often believe in things that have no proof of their existence?. You probably still believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


No 'Genius.' YOU are the one going around saying there is no God. I was merely pointing out your flawed thinking. But your to stupid to know your stupid!... That's pretty bad.
 Quoting: Tanarus


again tell me how I am stupid because I demand proof before belief not here say and myth, please explain genius?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1647512


Scroll up Re read. Think it through. You'll 'get it'.......eventually.
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On the other hand, without empirical evidence the statement "God doesn't exist" is simply a statement of faith, not fact. So "God exists" and "God doesn't exist" have the same value.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12767174


no it doesn't. god doesn't exist because there is no proof. that is the proof. it's like me saying chocolate makes diamonds. I can't prove it does, so you can't believe it does.

but somehow god exists even though no one can prove it...

Simple for the smart people really...
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