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Message Subject I QUIT SMOKING , YOU CAN TOO. I QUIT SEPT 27, 2012, SUPPORT EACH OTHER HERE
Poster Handle BxMac
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Grumps! Good Morning. Nice to read you (and I mean that).

I do have a nit to pick.

I requested a fuck you and you gave me a fuck off. Now, what to do?

A simple 'fuck you' and I would have moved on with my day. Life, as I know it, would remain the same.

But your 'fuck off' has me scrambling. Fuck off, fuck off....to where? How will I get there and will I see home again. What's the time-frame of an average fuck off? Should I pack light (ensuring, of course, I bring feature flattering outfits that bring-out the color of my eyes)? Or should I pack all (similar to the Clampits of Beverly Hillbilly fame) in the back of a rickety, rusted, pick-up truck?

Finally, does a fuck-off mandate a swan song before I go? A nod and solemn bow? Black tie optional?

Or should I keep it natural and informal, like the miles of dolphins off of Cali now slapping their fins instinctively, and just get the fuck out of Dodge.....

"So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad it had to end like this?"

This stop-smoking stuff is dicey. Complicated.

I'm so happy you're not smoking, Grumps. So happy you're here. So happy you're my pal. Don't disappear. Don't go into a protective crouch. Don't cut and run. We need you here. You've become a big part of of my smoke-free days, the fine fabric of my days, and you always bring-out the color of my eyes.

Your pal, Mac
 
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