Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Sooo... I live in Philly, not the best area... and there is a homeless person, it could be a man or a woman, I can't tell... def a crackhead, that has been sleeping and smoking crack in my car for the past week. I've kicked her out multiple times this week, but because I am running a business right here I can't make too much of a scene or be too aggressive for fear of eternal retaliation on my business.
I am lucky to have the customers I have... I don't want to lose them because of this.
This homeless person is an african american female(I think) with the "why so serious" batman knife marks on her cheeks, and is always wearing loose-fitting clothing, which makes it hard to assess whether or not she is armed. I threaten her with calling the police and she usually sulks off without saying much. I need to bring this to an end without calling the cops... I've seen too many examples of citizens resorting to the authorities only to end up being shot or tazed. Fuck that, is there anything I can do to avoid involving those assholes?
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
btw my passenger window was busted out about a month or so ago and I can't afford a new one yet, that is why I can't lock it. Even if I fixed it I am pretty sure this person would bust it out to get back to their motel 6 room, my backseat...
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057
It won't kill them but it'll give them one hell of a paper cut.Also remember where you put them so you don't need 17 stitches.Or you could use 3 pronged fishing hooks.
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057
It won't kill them but it'll give them one hell of a paper cut.Also remember where you put them so you don't need 17 stitches.Or you could use 3 pronged fishing hooks.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057
Also I had a problem with that, some kids was getting in my car and stealing my roaches....so I left him a big hog of a doobie laced with poison ivy.
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
RAZOR BLADES.Seriously,wedge them where ever they are putting their hands and arms through the car.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057
It won't kill them but it'll give them one hell of a paper cut.Also remember where you put them so you don't need 17 stitches.Or you could use 3 pronged fishing hooks.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057
Also I had a problem with that, some kids was getting in my car and stealing my roaches....so I left him a big hog of a doobie laced with poison ivy.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290057
Needless to say them little ghetto fuckers never broke into my car again.
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way...
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351
trespass is a very nasty charge to have on her record..
it would be nice if you did not harm her physically as one person on this thread is suggesting.. this is not cool !!
if u get pulled over, and the cop just happens to have a sniffer dog, u know what will happen to you if they turn up a pipe? crack pipe or whatever? very nasty charge for you.! a lot of money.!
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
dude, I'm pretty sure booby-trapping is illegal...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351
No it's not.Not if your protecting your property on your property...Honestly I don't know but fuck the police any way, protect your shit because the cops sure wont.
Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police
Sooo... I live in Philly, not the best area... and there is a homeless person, it could be a man or a woman, I can't tell... def a crackhead, that has been sleeping and smoking crack in my car for the past week. I've kicked her out multiple times this week, but because I am running a business right here I can't make too much of a scene or be too aggressive for fear of eternal retaliation on my business.
I am lucky to have the customers I have... I don't want to lose them because of this.
This homeless person is an african american female(I think) with the "why so serious" batman knife marks on her cheeks, and is always wearing loose-fitting clothing, which makes it hard to assess whether or not she is armed. I threaten her with calling the police and she usually sulks off without saying much. I need to bring this to an end without calling the cops... I've seen too many examples of citizens resorting to the authorities only to end up being shot or tazed. Fuck that, is there anything I can do to avoid involving those assholes?