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Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?

 
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10/13/2012 04:21 AM
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Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
So I've got some extra cash this month and want to try to make some more money off of it.

I have a feeling gold and silver are topping out, or at least not going up very far very fast... And really I couldn't even buy an ounce of gold with 1k... lol... What should I invest in?


Anyone have any great ideas?
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10/13/2012 04:24 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
get $1000 worth of crack mix with rock salt and quadruple your money

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10/13/2012 04:27 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
get $1000 worth of crack mix with rock salt and quadruple your money

cruise
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lol figured that'd be a suggestion.
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10/13/2012 04:31 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
Because of this:

Thread: Turn in your neighbor for owning a gun get $1000 REWARD in Newark, NJ
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Beans7491t9 Can you feed your family for 3 months if TSHTF. spam
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Powdered Water.
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:Beans::7491t9: Can you feed your family for 3 months if TSHTF. spam
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I'm single and live on my own. If I can escape the city if TSHTF I'll be doing good.
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10/13/2012 05:56 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
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To double your money quickly:


1. Buy two cheap guns for $500 each.

2. Give them to 2 neighbors.

3. Report them and cash in $2000.


Repeat until you think you are sufficiently wealthy, or until there are no more people on the planet to give guns to.
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10/13/2012 05:57 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25195359


To double your money quickly:


1. Buy two cheap guns for $500 each.

2. Give them to 2 neighbors.

3. Report them and cash in $2000.


Repeat until you think you are sufficiently wealthy, or until there are no more people on the planet to give guns to.
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hahaha i like your thinking
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10/13/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25195359


To double your money quickly:


1. Buy two cheap guns for $500 each.

2. Give them to 2 neighbors.

3. Report them and cash in $2000.


Repeat until you think you are sufficiently wealthy, or until there are no more people on the planet to give guns to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


cruise
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25195359


To double your money quickly:


1. Buy two cheap guns for $500 each.

2. Give them to 2 neighbors.

3. Report them and cash in $2000.


Repeat until you think you are sufficiently wealthy, or until there are no more people on the planet to give guns to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884



Now thats funny! lol
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10/13/2012 07:34 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
Buy 1,000 cans of tuna fish at $1 each.

You will double your money in 6 months.
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10/13/2012 07:36 AM

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Do you have an emergency fund of at least 8 months worth of living expenses saved?
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10/13/2012 07:47 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
This go x400. two 500 lots 40 bucks for every 1% of one cent that the US dollar goes up or down. use the graphs, watch what others do. Social trading.
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10/13/2012 07:50 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
If you want to get a 50% or 100% return on $1,000 fast (and safely) you can hunt around town for a killer deal on a used car, then flip it for a nice profit. Lots of people do this. You can too. Your only limitation is the # of times you can do it per year before you need to get a dealer's license.

If you want to make money fast in the stock market... I'm sorry but there is not fast way to make money in the stock market safely. It simply cannot be done. You can try, but you will be accepting substantial risk and will get burned badly eventually.
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10/13/2012 07:51 AM

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"Buy 1,000 cans of tuna fish at $1 each.

You will double your money in 6 months."

You can't eat tuna!
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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10/13/2012 07:58 AM

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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
"Do you have an emergency fund of at least 8 months worth of living expenses saved?"

This ^^^^^^

And, do you have any debt? If so, you should pay that first, before you think about "investing".
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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10/13/2012 08:20 AM
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protection/security is the name of the game.
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10/13/2012 08:21 AM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
So I've got some extra cash this month and want to try to make some more money off of it.

I have a feeling gold and silver are topping out, or at least not going up very far very fast... And really I couldn't even buy an ounce of gold with 1k... lol... What should I invest in?


Anyone have any great ideas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19672960


extra food, water, bullets
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25195359


To double your money quickly:


1. Buy two cheap guns for $500 each.

2. Give them to 2 neighbors.

3. Report them and cash in $2000.


Repeat until you think you are sufficiently wealthy, or until there are no more people on the planet to give guns to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


then gt your fuckin ass pounded for being a rat
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10/13/2012 09:42 PM
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Re: Quick return on $1000? What to invest/buy?
If you want to get a 50% or 100% return on $1,000 fast (and safely) you can hunt around town for a killer deal on a used car, then flip it for a nice profit. Lots of people do this. You can too. Your only limitation is the # of times you can do it per year before you need to get a dealer's license.

If you want to make money fast in the stock market... I'm sorry but there is not fast way to make money in the stock market safely. It simply cannot be done. You can try, but you will be accepting substantial risk and will get burned badly eventually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477


This is true, greed causes loss. If you have a win then pull out and party. Don't go for broke because eventually you will be.