Bill "Patriot in my Pants" Clinton vs Barrack "DY-NO-MITE" Obama...

Bill has my vote - he's so tough, that poor Jewish Lewinski girl couldn't get his seeds off her dress...As for Barrack - he can go back to Chicago to smoke some more crack and get skull from gay boys.

In the end though - its Government... The only one who's squeaky clean in the entire place is the Janitor - and he has a cousin named Vito.