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GLP WORDS AND MEANINGS

 
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GLP WORDS AND MEANINGS
I know you lot love to come up with your own words so lets see what we can come up with.

You have to come up with new non existant a word and explain the meaning.

here's mine>>>>>>>>

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.

9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole
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They are simply magnificent! hf

17. Magnifiscent (v) : When a ghastly smell has been amplified to a horrific level.
There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
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HNIC : A more accurate acronym for Obama
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10/13/2012 09:40 AM
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They are simply magnificent! hf

17. Magnifiscent (v) : When a ghastly smell has been amplified to a horrific level.
 Quoting: Possum

Thanks babe, It beats the boredom at work.
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10/13/2012 09:41 AM
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Good stuff!

My own additions to the M-section of your dictionary:


Malevolvent: something that eventually turned out bad

Mandible: food so disgusting only guys find it edible

Megalwomania: when girls think too highly of themselves

Meloncholy: prolonged sadness over the lack of melons

Merkaaba: a dark vortex feeding on the life force energy of Muslim pilgrims

Missfortune: getting elected as a beauty queen

Monsainto: the name Monsanto will change to for PR reasons

Muffled: being unable to scream because someone stuffed a muffin in your mouth

Mysteriuice: the yellow fluid found in cheap cartons with oranges printed on them
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10/13/2012 10:58 AM
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Come on folks, help with this thread!
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10/13/2012 11:03 AM
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OP = Ignoranus
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Demonentia

The pathological belief that one is inhabited by an evil spirit
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Re: GLP WORDS AND MEANINGS
Good stuff!

My own additions to the M-section of your dictionary:


Malevolvent: something that eventually turned out bad

Mandible: food so disgusting only guys find it edible

Megalwomania: when girls think too highly of themselves

Meloncholy: prolonged sadness over the lack of melons

Merkaaba: a dark vortex feeding on the life force energy of Muslim pilgrims

Missfortune: getting elected as a beauty queen

Monsainto: the name Monsanto will change to for PR reasons

Muffled: being unable to scream because someone stuffed a muffin in your mouth

Mysteriuice: the yellow fluid found in cheap cartons with oranges printed on them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


I love muffled and Meloncholy!
There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
Albert Einstein
The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there.
Stigmata
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Re: GLP WORDS AND MEANINGS
Good stuff!

My own additions to the M-section of your dictionary:


Malevolvent: something that eventually turned out bad

Mandible: food so disgusting only guys find it edible

Megalwomania: when girls think too highly of themselves

Meloncholy: prolonged sadness over the lack of melons

Merkaaba: a dark vortex feeding on the life force energy of Muslim pilgrims

Missfortune: getting elected as a beauty queen

Monsainto: the name Monsanto will change to for PR reasons

Muffled: being unable to scream because someone stuffed a muffin in your mouth

Mysteriuice: the yellow fluid found in cheap cartons with oranges printed on them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884

Awesome! Muffled LMAO!!

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