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BREAKING: Poor people banned from drinking wine in Australia!

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2012 01:28 PM
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Australia sells itself abroad as being laid back.

Close inspection reveals that it isn't and perhaps is the most illiberal English speaking country in the world.
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10/13/2012 01:34 PM
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It's not like building a rocket!! People will make their own
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Anyone for pruno?
the mighty Atom

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10/13/2012 01:41 PM
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Is the making of Wine already "Bootlegging and Illegal"?

I thought only high Alcoholics.
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10/13/2012 01:51 PM

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What's funny is that a box wine (5 liters) made in Australia costs 11 bucks in Texas.

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10/13/2012 01:53 PM
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Sooo they really think these people that they're targeting won't get it somehow? Pft. I admit I like wine and beer. Home brew it. The cheap store bought stuff gives me headaches anyway because of the preservatives in it. It tastes better made at home and its probably better for you as well.
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Guenwyfar

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10/13/2012 01:55 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Poor people banned from drinking wine in Australia!
Is the making of Wine already "Bootlegging and Illegal"?

I thought only high Alcoholics.
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


Lots of people in the US brew their own wine and beer. Its probably different in other countries though. Distilling liquor is illegal though.
Guenwyfar

"Karma is like a rubberband.. it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
Dauthiatull

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10/13/2012 02:06 PM
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for you poor ausies


orange spice mead
9kg honey
6 large oranges sliced into large pieces. leave skin on
6 handfuls if raisins
2 tablespoons each of
cinnamon
nutmeg
allspice
1 teaspoon clove
small packet of fleischmann's traditional yeast

need an air tight bucket (6 us gallons) with a hole in lid for a stopper with an air trap. (use the 2 piece ones because the 1 piece ones clog easily)

put honey in bucket. add water to make a total of 6 us gallons
mix very well

add all other ingredients and yeast cover and let ferment until it drops clear. about 2 months (yes its a ling time but it partially ages it as well. siphon into another container set sit for 2 weeks then bottle.

a bit bitter at first but drinkable. aged for 1 year it gets very smooth.

average cost per batch is $3 cdn per bottle.
 Quoting: Dauthiatull


Champagne yeast is better if you can get it.
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might not work since this formula was worked out that yeast specifically. fleischmann's traditional yeast is very tolerant of less than optimal conditions. its a good one for first time brewers. I recommend they just follow this until they become more proficient before experimenting.

failed batches can get expensive.
 Quoting: Dauthiatull


TOO COMPLEX!

Find a neighbor with a fruit tree.

Done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25493347

mix a bunch of stuff in a bucket of water and wait is too complex?

you're a rocket scientist arn't you?
Anonymous Coward
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12/31/2012 10:24 AM
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lol no booze, no guns, no drugs. according to the law. but wait...australia still has booze, guns, and drugs. good job law! keep it up :)

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