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The Colbert Report = Obama on Mars

 
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yes....yes....thank you jesus
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its real
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Colbert = Douche Bags226
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Hahaha

Colbert always +1
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Hahaha

Colbert always +1
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This. I used to like Jon Stewart better, but every time I watch the Colbert Report, I like Colbert more and more.

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Oh yeah he's space-gay

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I remember reading a thread here a few months ago which stated that Mars has been in the process of being colonized for years, that equipment was being shuttled there from the Moon (no gravity, so no need for thousands of pounds of fuel to build velocity) and that the people were going there (and returning to Earth occasionally) by means of "portals", which sound like the "jump rooms" mentioned in the video. Oh, and that Obama had been to Mars SEVERAL times.

I realize that Colbert is famous for his comedy and sarcasm, but whatever happened to the repeated mantra that "the Elite/NWO/Illuminati" let information slip out by means of TV, movies, books, etc.? Amusing as Colbert made it, there COULD be something to this, outlandish as it seems now.
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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planets are places that hold their own between faces.

faces have minds that hold their own between times

time travel
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I would totally be a gay astronaut with Colbert

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Andrew Basiago And The 911 Truth Movement Oct 11 2012 The Vinny Eastwood Show

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flush that turd already......
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You had me at Gaystronaught
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yes....yes....thank you jesus
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This...it's time the truth goes mainstream!
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For Real, you are coming from the so called land of the free?

We over here do not call you quite the land of the free.

You come towards the Netherlands and experience the true land of the free.

Cause for real, some people tend to react in a way that is so anti social behavior skill old fashion imbreed kind away of thinking.


Man o man, there is so much more going on in this world then your lame ass over commercialized way of elections.

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Any Uranus jokes yet in this thread?
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Colbert is hilarious
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That's very interesting. I swear I read something similar in an Ike book a couple years ago about him using jump rooms to get to Mars.

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Any Uranus jokes yet in this thread?
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Obomba is from Mars, Biden is from ....Uranus (pronounced yer-anus)
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End of days

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While you were sleeping

you saw evil all around and did not recognize it

you heard deception yet did not seek truth

you smelled the stench of death and did not mourn

you proclaimed "I am proud to be an american"

you were told we must fight evil

you were told we must defeat those who would harm us

you were told these things and more

from the mouths of liars who speak those words of themselves

you were told we are the greatest nation on earth

the most righteous, the chosen, the Light of the World

God bless america you proclaimed

but your ignorance has blinded you

your apathy has hidden from you

that which america has become

and now is

And many will realize but too late

that america is changed forever

changed from what the founders envisioned

the great opportunity to create a nation

principled in the knowledge of the truth

that each individual

has supremely endowed rights

that cannot be subjugated

by men or groups of men

changed to the naked truth that is now revealed

that america is but another worldly empire

intent on destruction

principled on greed

principled on hatred

principled on lust

principled on deceit

clothed in the deceptive cloak of righteousness

while rotting from within

holding hostage the willing and unwilling

extorting, deceiving those from whom it is made

punishing, ostracizing those among the many who remain vigilant

america the whore, america, the ruthless beast of darkness

as the sheep are led to slaughter

so you will be among their numbers

a hundred, thousand, million, and more

one of the flock of those who like you

were lulled to sleep by the empty promise of gratification

and by the false promise of riches and comfort

incited by visions of far-away conquerors

ignoring the cries of the vanquished

fearful of suffering and without dignity

fostering indifference and intolerance

told lies many in number

by those whom you believe are righteous

you who are content to sleep in comfort

and dream of possibilities of profit and entertainment

you accept lies as truth

injustice as justice

wealth as prosperity

slavery as freedom

you slumber in your righteousness

not remembering nor caring what is freedom

not knowing justice

not knowing truth

death is your mantra

your eyes have been blinded

your ears have been deafened

your heart has been hardened

you cannot see your own tomorrow

even for the sake of the ones that will come after you

The fruit has fallen away

and spoiled with decay

and now the tree bears no fruit

for as the caretakers sleep

the tree withers and becomes lifeless

and with the passing of time

your children will awaken

and when their suffering becomes too great to bear

then they will cry out

I see the evil

I hear the deception

I smell the stench of death

I seek the truth

I seek justice

I seek freedom

and for them the struggle to escape from the bondage

you have willfully left as their inheritance

will be their struggle

faint memories and haunting ghosts of Freedom

will be of no consequence

for it is to be their struggle

to regain that which was lost

by the complacency of their forefathers

and perhaps they will know in their hearts

that they are worthy of the Freedom

that many before them had denied and forgotten

that they are more than what they have been born into

and so it came to pass

while you were sleeping


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"A Nation Of Sheep Soon Begets A Government Of Wolves"

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"A Nation Of Sheep Soon Begets A Government Of Wolves"

"For what are fifty, what a thousand slaves, match'd to the sinew of a single arm that
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awesome!!!!
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Another Obama Executive Order Allows Seizure of Americans’ Bank Accounts


Friday, 12 October 2012 15:30
Another Obama Executive Order Allows Seizure of Americans’ Bank Accounts
Written by Bob Adelmann

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Another Obama Executive Order Allows Seizure of Americans’ Bank Accounts

The latest executive order (EO) emanating from the White House October 9 now claims the power to freeze all bank accounts and stop any related financial transactions that a “sanctioned person” may own or try to perform — all in the name of “Iran Sanctions.”

Titled an “Executive Order from the President regarding Authorizing the Implementation of Certain Sanctions…” the order says that if an individual is declared by the president, the secretary of state, or the secretary of the treasury to be a “sanctioned person,” he (or she) will be unable to obtain access to his accounts, will be unable to process any loans (or make them), or move them to any other financial institution inside or outside the United States. In other words, his financial resources will have successfully been completely frozen. The EO expands its authority by making him unable to use any third party such as “a partnership, association, trust, joint venture, corporation, subgroup or other organization” that might wish to help him or allow him to obtain access to his funds.

And if the individual so “sanctioned” decides that the ruling is unfair, he isn't allowed to sue. In two words, the individual has successfully been robbed blind.

But it’s all very legal. The EO says the president has his “vested authority” to issue it, and then references endless previous EOs, including one dating back to 1995 which declared a “state of emergency” (which hasn’t been lifted): Executive Order 12957.



read the rest at the link below
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"A Nation Of Sheep Soon Begets A Government Of Wolves"

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The latest executive order (EO) emanating from the White House October 9 now claims the power to freeze all bank accounts and stop any related financial transactions that a “sanctioned person” may own or try to perform — all in the name of “Iran Sanctions.”

WHAT?

Well I guess that just about does it. Is there any other EO he can sign to take something away from us?
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Big Bird calls bullcrap on Michelle Obama


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ok....posting off the thread title here....


he has been on Mars for quite some time now....well, from time to time anyhow


facinating isn't it....specially the martians and their blue dress
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denim

those over it wear denim


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For Real, you are coming from the so called land of the free?

We over here do not call you quite the land of the free.

You come towards the Netherlands and experience the true land of the free.

Cause for real, some people tend to react in a way that is so anti social behavior skill old fashion imbreed kind away of thinking.


Man o man, there is so much more going on in this world then your lame ass over commercialized way of elections.

As a European citizen, you can .... my ...

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You're not free when you're forced to hand over a percentage of your income to the government, under threat of force.

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