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God thinks you are full of shit.

 
Borian
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God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
 Quoting: Borian


How dare you!

(Flings poo at OP)
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
 Quoting: Borian


Come on, really... Just waking up daily should bring a smile to your face, but all the other crap seems to interfere. Ignore it please.
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10/13/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
 Quoting: Borian


Judge much?
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
U have had an easy life, haven't u?:jiu:
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Teach us O'Great One.
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
THIS!!!!!!!!beauty
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
 Quoting: Borian


Judge much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1737161


Judged nothing. Do you beleive that saying life is a gift is a judgement, not an accurate statement?

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God is all seeing and all knowing..He Knows you are full of shitapplause2
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
 Quoting: Borian


Judge much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1737161


Judged nothing. Do you beleive that saying life is a gift is a judgement, not at accurate statement?
 Quoting: Borian


gifts require givers. life is.

where you go is up to you.
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Potential exists in ALL.


One just need to turn on the Light...

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Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes


:)
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
U have had an easy life, haven't u?:jiu:
 Quoting: Krystal


No I haven't. Have been in the military, have raised several children and have actually learned that life isn't all about me.

Life has never been easy, but it has never been impossible.
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Potential exists in ALL.


One just need to turn on the Light...

LightbulbLight

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes


:)
 Quoting: Seer777
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
I am full of shit because God made me this way. It is His fault that we must eat and digest food.
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
I am full of shit because God made me this way. It is His fault that we must eat and digest food.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6657276


Well that was a bit off. Are you going to survive from aborbing sun rays or the energy liberal guilt bulds as it festers?
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I am full of shit because God made me this way. It is His fault that we must eat and digest food.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6657276


Well that was a bit off. Are you going to survive from aborbing sun rays or the energy liberal guilt bulds as it festers?
 Quoting: Borian


scratching
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
I don't know what God thinks but I am maybe on Jesus shit list.
:)
I don't know what I did to get there.........................

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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
there is no "god" in the conventional sense

"god" is in your mind

nothing is contained.


nothing.
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You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
There may not be a God but Jesus was here.

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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
lmao



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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
well then, we are even .... cuz
I think God is full of shit.
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Yep, he does. Honestly, can you folks not live your lives helping others and being aware of your surroundings, or do you only have chimp like responces?

Life is a gift. You people treat it like a curse.
 Quoting: Borian


The feelings are mutual. I don't treat life like a curse. I don't need religion, God or any other higher entity to tell me how I should act to know to help people and treat those around me with respect.
Guenwyfar

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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
And you talk to God and He tells you this stuff. Balony!

You are full of it!
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
people are too lazy to think

most of the Universe is filled with fluff and superficiality

know the difference between fluff and Substance and be fed for a 1000 lifetimes
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
not knowing your place is good, even better than you could possibly ever imagine

lose your place permanently and gain infinity and root-boundedness
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
Stu

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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
throw away all the standard cliches about god

they're wrong.. every single one of them
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
Stu

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10/14/2012 01:19 AM

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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
only by transcending your false beliefs and (meaning well, but still false) will you see with OPEN eyes, quietly in the dawn.

Awaking with the sun, and the natural dance, you learn the gait and the gait Dances you, instead of you trying to dance the gait.
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
Well that was a bit off. Are you going to survive from aborbing sun rays or the energy liberal guilt bulds as it festers?
 Quoting: Borian


What the heck are you talking about here?
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
In an environment of Materiality meaning everything, to suddenly realize Nothing is the Root of Substance completely and unequivocally blows your mind.

Nothing is closer to the Truth than your "something"
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There is no use removing doubts one by one. If we clear one doubt another doubt will arise and there will be no end of doubts. But, if by seeking the doubter, the doubter is found to be really non-existent, then all doubts will cease. -- Ramana Maharshi


You have to keep breaking
your heart until it opens.

~ Rumi
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
throw away all the standard cliches about god

they're wrong.. every single one of them
 Quoting: Stu


SOOOOO, waaht you're saying!
As long as YOUR personal view is the reasoning..life is A'Okay for you as STU to describe gods personal persona?

Very "cliche" of you.

There's already 6 billion plus of you Aholes suching air as of now using the persona of "IMO"
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Re: God thinks you are full of shit.
throw away all the standard cliches about god

they're wrong.. every single one of them
 Quoting: Stu


SOOOOO, waaht you're saying!
As long as YOUR personal view is the reasoning..life is A'Okay for you as STU to describe gods personal persona?

Very "cliche" of you.

There's already 6 billion plus of you Aholes suching air as of now using the persona of "IMO"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25522791


What do you suggest we believe in? I happen to agree with STU here, in that, reality is subjective and we each see it through our own personal filter. So indeed, there would be as many valid perceptions are there are people.

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